fucking_goddamn_new 0.0.1 → 1.0.0

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data/.gitignore

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+._*
+.DS*
+.swp*
+coverage/*
+Gemfile.lock

data/.rspec

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+--color
+--format documentation

data/.travis.yml

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+bundler_args: --without development
+
+cache: bundler
+
+global:
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+language: ruby
+
+rvm:
+  - 1.9.3
+  - 2.0.0
+  - 2.1.2
+
+script: bundle exec rake spec

data/Gemfile

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+source 'https://rubygems.org'
+
+gemspec :development_group => :test
+
+group :development do
+  gem 'pry'
+  gem 'pry-doc'
+
+  # install the appropriate pry debug tool
+  gem 'pry-byebug',   require: false, platform: 'ruby_20'
+  gem 'pry-debugger', require: false, platform: 'ruby_19'
+
+  gem 'travis'
+end

data/README.md

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+# Fucking Goddamn New
+
+[![rubygems][gem-image]][gem] [![build status][ci-image]][ci] [![code quality][cq-image]][cq] [![code quality][cc-image]][cq]
+
+Everyone gets pissed at their code sometimes.
+
+Why shouldn't it work?
+
+## Installation
+
+`$ gem install fucking_goddamn_new`
+
+or add `gem 'fucking_goddamn_new'` to your gemfile
+
+## Usage
+
+```
+$ irb
+>> require 'fucking_goddamn_new'
+#> true
+>> Object.fucking.goddamn.new
+#> #<Object:0x007fab0602f6d0>
+>> Object.fucking(:work).goddammit
+#> Object
+>> Object.fucking.new
+#> #<Object:0x007fab06056ac8>
+```
+
+<!-- links -->
+[ci]: http://travis-ci.org/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new "build status"
+[cq]: https://codeclimate.com/github/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new "code quality"
+[gem]: http://rubygems.org/gems/fucking_goddamn_new
+
+<!-- images -->
+[cc-image]: https://codeclimate.com/github/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new/coverage.png
+[ci-image]: https://travis-ci.org/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new.svg?branch=master
+[cq-image]: https://codeclimate.com/github/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new.png
+[gem-image]: https://badge.fury.io/rb/fucking_goddamn_new.svg

data/Rakefile

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+require 'bundler/gem_tasks'
+require 'rspec/core/rake_task'
+
+RSpec::Core::RakeTask.new :spec
+task :default => :spec

data/fucking_goddamn_new.gemspec

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+$:.push File.expand_path('../lib', __FILE__)
+require 'fucking_goddamn_new/version'
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name        = 'fucking_goddamn_new'
+  s.description = 'Swear in your code!'
+  s.summary     = 'Why the fuck not'
+  s.authors     = %w[ BM5k ]
+  s.email       = %w[ me@bm5k.com ]
+  s.homepage    = 'http://github.com/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new'
+
+  s.version     = FuckingGoddamnNew::VERSION
+  s.date        = '2010-02-23'
+
+  s.files         = `git ls-files`.split("\n")
+  s.test_files    = `git ls-files -- {test,spec,features}/*`.split("\n")
+  s.executables   = `git ls-files -- bin/*`.split("\n").map{ |f| File.basename(f) }
+  s.require_paths = ['lib']
+
+  s.add_development_dependency 'rake'
+  s.add_development_dependency 'rspec', '~> 2'
+  s.add_development_dependency 'codeclimate-test-reporter'
+end

data/lib/fucking_goddamn_new/version.rb

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+module FuckingGoddamnNew
+  VERSION = '1.0.0'
+end

data/lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb

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-class Object
+module FuckingGoddamnNew
 
-  %w( fucking fuck damn god damn goddamn bitch chickenfucker motherfucker ).each do |word|
-    sym = word.to_sym
-    define_method(sym) { self } unless respond_to?(sym)
+  DICTIONARY = %w[
+    ass
+    bitch
+    chickenfucker
+    cocksucker
+    cunt
+    damn
+    dick
+    fuck
+    fucking
+    god
+    goddammit
+    goddamn
+    motherfucker
+    piece_of_shit
+    piss
+    shit
+    tits
+  ]
 
-    sym = "#{ word }!".to_sym
-    define_method(sym) { self } unless respond_to?(sym)
+  DICTIONARY.each do |word|
+    yell = "#{ word }!"
+    define_method(word) { |*args| self } unless respond_to?(word)
+    define_method(yell) { |*args| self } unless respond_to?(yell)
+  end
+
+  def self.extended base
+    base.instance_eval { include FuckingGoddamnNew }
   end
 
 end
+
+Object.extend FuckingGoddamnNew

data/spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb

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-require File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib/fucking_goddamn_new'
+require 'spec_helper'
 
-class Dog
+describe Object do
 
-  attr_accessor :name
+  subject(:object) { Object.new }
 
-  def initialize options={}
-    options.each { |k,v| instance_variable_set("@#{k}", v) }
-  end
-
-end
+  FuckingGoddamnNew::DICTIONARY.each do |word|
 
-describe 'Swearing at code' do
+    describe ".#{ word }" do
+      it 'returns self' do
+        Object.send(word).should == Object
+      end
+    end
 
-  it 'should feel good!' do
-    rover = Dog.new :name => 'rover'
-    rover.name.should == 'rover'
+    describe "##{ word }" do
+      it 'returns self' do
+        object.send(word).should == object
+      end
+    end
 
-    fido = Dog.fucking.goddamn.new :name => 'fido'
-    fido.name.should == 'fido'
   end
 
 end

data/spec/spec_helper.rb

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+require 'codeclimate-test-reporter'
+CodeClimate::TestReporter.start
+
+require File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib/fucking_goddamn_new'
+
+require 'pry' unless ENV['CI']

metadata

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---- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: fucking_goddamn_new
-version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-  prerelease: false
-  segments: 
-  - 0
-  - 0
-  - 1
-  version: 0.0.1
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 1.0.0
 platform: ruby
-authors: 
+authors:
 - BM5k
 autorequire: 
 bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
-
-date: 2010-02-23 00:00:00 -07:00
-default_executable: 
-dependencies: []
-
+date: 2010-02-23 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rake
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ">="
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ">="
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '2'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - "~>"
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '2'
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: codeclimate-test-reporter
+  requirement: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ">="
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    requirements:
+    - - ">="
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
 description: Swear in your code!
-email: me@bm5k.com
+email:
+- me@bm5k.com
 executables: []
-
 extensions: []
-
-extra_rdoc_files: 
-- README.rdoc
-files: 
-- README.rdoc
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- ".gitignore"
+- ".rspec"
+- ".travis.yml"
+- Gemfile
+- README.md
+- Rakefile
+- fucking_goddamn_new.gemspec
 - lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
+- lib/fucking_goddamn_new/version.rb
 - spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb
-has_rdoc: true
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
 homepage: http://github.com/BM5k/fucking-goddamn-new
 licenses: []
-
+metadata: {}
 post_install_message: 
 rdoc_options: []
-
-require_paths: 
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 - lib
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+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
   - - ">="
-    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-      segments: 
-      - 0
-      version: "0"
-required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
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+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
   - - ">="
-    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
-      segments: 
-      - 0
-      version: "0"
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
 requirements: []
-
 rubyforge_project: 
-rubygems_version: 1.3.6
+rubygems_version: 2.2.2
 signing_key: 
-specification_version: 3
+specification_version: 4
 summary: Why the fuck not
-test_files: 
+test_files:
 - spec/fucking_goddamn_new_spec.rb
+- spec/spec_helper.rb
+has_rdoc: 

data/README.rdoc

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-= Fucking Goddamn New
-
-Everyone gets pissed at their code sometimes.
-
-Why shouldn't it work?
-
-== Installation
-
-  $ sudo gem install fucking-goddamn-new
-
-== Usage
-
-  $ irb
-  >> require 'fucking_goddamn_new'
-  => true
-  >> Object.fucking.goddamn.new
-  => #<Object:0x101486ed8>