farva 0.5.3 → 0.5.4

data/lib/farva.rb

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ class Farva
   require 'farva/trooper_farva'
   require 'farva/trooper_mac'
   require 'farva/trooper_foster'
-  TROOPERS = ["Trooper Farva", "Trooper Mac"]
+  TROOPERS = ["Trooper Farva", "Trooper Mac", "Trooper Foster"]
   
   def self.roll_call
     trooper = String.constantize(TROOPERS.shuffle.first.gsub(/ /, ""))

data/lib/farva/trooper_foster.rb

@@ -38,5 +38,26 @@ class TrooperFoster
                    "Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. \r" +
                    "Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? \r " +
                    "Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)"
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.  \r" +
+                   "Mac: That's true."
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Foster: You crapped on my heart.  \r"
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "[Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist]   \r" +
+                   "Foster: Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot. "
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Ursula: [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.  \r" +
+                   "Foster: Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.  \r" +
+                   "Ursula: Drop your coat and grab your toes.   \r" +
+                   "Ursula: [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.  \r" +
+                   "Foster: What?   \r" +
+                   "Ursula: I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.   \r" +
+                   "Foster: Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.   \r" +
+                   "Ursula: Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.  \r" +
+                   "[Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"]   \r" +
+                   "Ursula: [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station? \r" +
+                   "Foster: [grabs the voice filtrator, and speaks into it] I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?   \r" +
+                   "Ursula: I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.  \r" +
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed. \r" +
+                   "Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding. "
+  QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Ursula: You're not going to tell anybody about this?   \r" +
+                   "Foster: I already told my mom. "
 
 end

data/lib/farva/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module Farva
-  VERSION = "0.5.3"
+  VERSION = "0.5.4"
 end

metadata

@@ -5,8 +5,8 @@ version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
   segments: 
   - 0
   - 5
-  - 3
-  version: 0.5.3
+  - 4
+  version: 0.5.4
 platform: ruby
 authors: 
 - Dan DeMeyere
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ autorequire:
 bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
 
-date: 2011-07-20 00:00:00 -07:00
+date: 2011-08-25 00:00:00 -07:00
 default_executable: 
 dependencies: []