farva 0.5.1 → 0.5.2
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- data/lib/farva.rb +25 -25
- data/lib/farva/version.rb +1 -1
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data/lib/farva.rb
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@@ -6,37 +6,37 @@ module Farva
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY = []
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?"
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. \r
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. \r" +
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"Burger Guy: What? \r" +
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"Farva: A litre o' cola.\r" +
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"Burger Guy: Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? \r" +
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"Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? \r" +
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"Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!"
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Say car Ram-Rod."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure" +
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"miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.\r
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.\r" +
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"Farva: It's powdered sugar. \r" +
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"Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar. \r" +
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"Farva: It's delicious."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "You mean Shenanigans?"
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Don't call me radio, unit 91."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: What's this? \r
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap.\r
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: What's this? \r" +
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"Rabbit: A chamois cloth. \r" +
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"Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap.\r" +
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"Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you f*****! \r" +
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"Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. \r" +
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"Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Who can say \"meow\" the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch? \r
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch? \r" +
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"[Mac punches Farva in the stomach] \r" +
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"Farva: Oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here"
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat
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you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions. \r
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Farva: Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat" +
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"you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions. \r" +
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"Farva: Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy."
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FARVA_QUOTE_LIBRARY << "Sing it again, rookie biatch!"
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data/lib/farva/version.rb
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