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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/README.rdoc +12 -6
- data/VERSION +1 -1
- data/faker-stoked.gemspec +2 -4
- data/lib/faker_bro_bio.rb +19 -25
- data/lib/faker_bro_words.rb +109 -62
- data/test/test_faker-stoked.rb +1 -1
- metadata +2 -4
- data/faker_bro.rb +0 -81
- data/faker_review.rb +0 -116
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== Installation
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== Usage
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=> "Bodacious but inevitably rad snowboarder. Loves Miley Cyrus, radical defying death, endurance."
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== Contributing to faker-stoked
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s.date = "2013-10-22"
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s.description = "This is an extension of the faker gem, allowing stoked \n bros and bro-ladies to effortlessly generate stoked bios, that are both \n radical and awesome while simultaneously pitted."
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s.email = "fred.schoeneman@gmail.com"
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data/lib/faker_bro_bio.rb
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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def intro
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"Remarkable","Francophonic","Juicy","Desperate","Serviceable","Generous","Glassy",
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"Finely balanced","A firm, full textured",
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"Neo-classic","Modern","Overdone",
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"Meaty","Unrefined","Direct","Deep and smokey",
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"Dark and mysterious","Good","Evil","Impressive","Unimpressive",
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|
|
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|
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def intmodifier
|
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|
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|
|
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|
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"but","and","almost","but equally","nearly","at the same time",
|
|
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|
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|
|
37
|
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].sample
|
|
38
|
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end
|
|
39
|
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|
|
40
|
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def varietal
|
|
41
|
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[
|
|
42
|
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"white","Barbera","Cabernet Franc","Cabernet","Gamay","Merlot","Syrah",
|
|
43
|
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"Pinot Noir","Zinfandel","Chardonnay","Chenin Blanc",
|
|
44
|
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"Gewurztraminer","Marsanne","Pinot Gris","Viognier","Sauvingnon Blanc",
|
|
45
|
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"Semillon","Port","Dessert wine","Edelzwicker","Eiswein","Sticky","Sauterne"
|
|
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|
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|
|
47
|
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|
|
48
|
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|
|
49
|
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def adjective
|
|
50
|
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|
|
51
|
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"sassy","desperate","romantic","sad","hopeless","intense","focused",
|
|
52
|
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"meandering","melancholy","putrid","yellowed","degraded","acidic monster",
|
|
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|
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"graceful","open-ended","freakishly evil","plump","spiney", "brackish","ripe",
|
|
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"closed","supple","broad-shouldered","big and plump","attractive",
|
|
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"complex and stunning","sturdy","elegant","structured","hedonistic",
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"aggressive","limp","lacking in character","morally superior","over-ripe",
|
|
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"middle-aged","unripe","overdone","sweet","smoked","lackluster","hoppy",
|
|
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|
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"acidic","turgid","understated","fleshy","extra-ripe","zelous",
|
|
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|
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"underdone","oaky","over-oaked","american-oaked","french-oaked","musty",
|
|
60
|
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"soggy","fat","wicked","whimsical","oily","astounding","corpulent",
|
|
61
|
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"cotton","boggling","unripe","overcooked","sugary","over-the-top"
|
|
62
|
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].sample
|
|
63
|
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end
|
|
64
|
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|
|
65
|
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def adverb
|
|
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|
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[
|
|
67
|
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"Contains","Shows","Detectable","Hints of","Forces","A mouthfull of",
|
|
68
|
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"Strong","Spews","Resembles","Aromas of","Whispers of","Drops",
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|
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"Essenses of","Kicks you with","Throws out","Hits you with","Displays",
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"Opens with","Reminecent of","Attacks with","Begins with","Starts with",
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|
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|
|
73
|
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|
|
74
|
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|
|
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|
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def flavor
|
|
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|
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|
|
77
|
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"roast pork","apple","pear","peach-pit","anise","leather","used beer",
|
|
78
|
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"blackberry","black-cherry","lemon","citrus","citron","toasty oak",
|
|
79
|
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"cardboard","salted beef","beef","rosemary lamb","cafeteria fish sticks",
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|
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"gatorade but not in a bad way","prison oatmeal","guvmint cheese",
|
|
81
|
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"ginger","tobacco","cigar box","fruit punch","acid","blueberry","mint",
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|
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|
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"earth","lime","raspberry","plum","toast","rye","tea notes","green tea",
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|
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"sun-dried tomato","caramel","dried berry","vanilla","bing-cherry","herbs",
|
|
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|
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"smoked bacon","clay","thyme","pepper","salt","buttered scones","onion",
|
|
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|
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"shallot","fois gras","kalamata olive","celery","fig","bacon-wrapped fig",
|
|
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|
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"pineapple","salad","taint","boot-leather","victory","napalm","bug spray",
|
|
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|
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|
|
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|
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|
|
91
|
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"prune","prune juice","stewed prune","raisin","seedless watermelon",
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|
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|
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|
|
93
|
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"maple syrup","spruce","sweat","dog-breath","cat breath","carburetor cleaner",
|
|
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|
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"WD-40", "10w-30 Motor oil","lollipop","new car smell","talcum"
|
|
95
|
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].sample
|
|
96
|
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end
|
|
97
|
-
|
|
98
|
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def strength
|
|
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|
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[
|
|
100
|
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"lingering","forward","strong","weak","bashful","corpulent","insipid","banal",
|
|
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|
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"light","aggressive","hopeful","semi-weak","traces of","forceful",
|
|
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|
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|
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|
|
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|
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end
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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[
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|
109
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|
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|
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"eternity","never","April","May","June","graduation",
|
|
111
|
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"Christmas","Tuesday","Friday"
|
|
112
|
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].sample
|
|
113
|
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end
|
|
114
|
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end
|
|
115
|
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end
|
|
116
|
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end
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