emoninja 0.1.42 → 0.2.42

data/emoninja.gemspec

@@ -37,5 +37,7 @@ Gem::Specification.new do |spec|
 
   spec.add_dependency 'hashie', '~> 3'
   spec.add_dependency 'kungfuig', '~> 0.7'
+  spec.add_dependency 'forkforge'
   spec.add_dependency 'nokogiri'
+  spec.add_dependency 'yandex-api'
 end

data/lib/emoninja.rb

@@ -1,6 +1,11 @@
+require 'forkforge'
+require 'forkforge/knife/string'
+
 require 'emoninja/version'
 require 'emoninja/porter_stemmer'
 require 'emoninja/grabber'
+require 'emoninja/data'
+require 'emoninja/i18n'
 
 module Emoninja
   class << self
@@ -21,5 +26,21 @@ module Emoninja
       end
     end
     alias_method :yay, :emoninja
+
+    # rubocop:disable Style/MethodName
+    # rubocop:disable Style/OpMethod
+    def аватар text
+      Data.emoji(text, exact: false, number: 0, lang: :ru)
+    end
+
+    # NB this won’t work with cased words, since `Regexp`
+    #    is currently failing to match it.
+    # Will fix later.
+    def аватарки text
+      emoninja(text.gsub(Regexp.union(I18n.ru_en.keys), I18n.ru_en))
+    end
+    alias_method :йо, :аватарки
+    # rubocop:enable Style/OpMethod
+    # rubocop:enable Style/MethodName
   end
 end

data/lib/emoninja/data.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,84 @@
+require 'kungfuig'
+
+module Emoninja
+  STOPWORD_MIN_LENGTH = 3
+
+  # Utility to grab consortium’s data for emojis
+  module Data
+    include Kungfuig
+
+    class << self
+      def data
+        @data ||= Grabber.load
+      end
+
+      def stopword? term
+        term.length < STOPWORD_MIN_LENGTH || options[:stopwords].include?(term)
+      end
+
+      # @return [Hashie::Mash]
+      def keywords term, lang: nil
+        term = marshal term, lang
+        (cache[:keywords][term.to_s.downcase] || []).map(&data.method(:[])).map(&Hashie::Mash.method(:new))
+      end
+
+      # @return Hashie::Mash
+      def exact term, lang: nil
+        term = marshal term, lang
+        Hashie::Mash.new(cache[:exacts][term.to_s.downcase] ? data[cache[:exacts][term.to_s.downcase]] : {})
+      end
+
+      ##########################################################################
+
+      # @return Hash
+      def vocabulary
+        @vocabulary ||= data.map { |h| [h[:name], h[:glyph]] }.to_h.reject { |k, _| stopword?(k) }
+      end
+
+      # @return Hashie::Mash
+      def argo
+        @argo ||= data.each_with_object(Hashie::Mash.new) do |h, memo|
+          h[:keywords].each do |kw|
+            (memo[kw] ||= []) << h[:glyph] unless stopword?(kw)
+          end
+        end
+      end
+
+      ##########################################################################
+
+      def emoji term, kind: :glyph, exact: false, number: nil, lang: nil
+        match = exact(term, lang: lang)[kind]
+        return match if match || exact
+
+        return nil unless (match = keywords(term, lang: lang).map { |kw| kw[kind] })
+        number ? match[number] : match.sample
+      end
+
+      private
+
+      def cache
+        return @cache if @cache
+
+        @cache = data.each_with_index.with_object(keywords: {}, exacts: {}) do |(e, i), memo|
+          memo[:exacts][e[:name].downcase] = i
+          e[:keywords].each do |kw|
+            (memo[:keywords][kw.downcase] ||= []) << i
+          end
+        end
+      end
+
+      def marshal term, lang = nil
+        return term if lang.nil? || options.translate!.languages!.none? { |l| l == lang.to_s }
+        I18n.key term, lang
+      end
+    end
+
+    #    Data.kungfuig(LOCAL_DATA) do |options|
+    #      options.other_value = options[:value]
+    #    end
+
+    File.join(__dir__, '..', '..', 'config', 'emoninja.yml').tap do |cfg|
+      kungfuig(cfg) if File.exist?(cfg)
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/emoninja/grabber.rb

@@ -1,5 +1,3 @@
-require 'kungfuig'
-
 require 'nokogiri'
 require 'open-uri'
 require 'yaml'
@@ -9,110 +7,56 @@ module Emoninja
   STOPWORD_MIN_LENGTH = 3
 
   # Utility to grab consortium’s data for emojis
-  class Data
+  module Grabber
     # http://unicode.org/emoji/charts/full-emoji-list.html
     DATA_HTML = 'http://unicode.org/emoji/charts/full-emoji-list.html'.freeze
     LOCAL_CACHE = File.join __dir__, '..', '..', 'data', 'full-emoji-list.html'
     LOCAL_DATA = File.join __dir__, '..', '..', 'data', 'emojis.yml'
 
-    include Kungfuig
-
-    def initialize
-      # @file ||= File.exist?(LOCAL_DATA) &&
-      # return @file if @file
-    end
-
-    def self.data
-      return @data if @data
-
-      unless File.exist?(LOCAL_CACHE)
-        open(DATA_HTML) do |f|
-          File.write(LOCAL_CACHE, f.read)
-        end
-      end
-
-      @data = begin
-        if File.exist?(LOCAL_DATA)
-          YAML.load File.read LOCAL_DATA
-        else
-          Nokogiri::HTML(open(LOCAL_CACHE)).xpath('//table/tr').tap(&:shift).map do |tr|
-            {
-              name: tr.children[30].text,
-              keywords: tr.children[36].text.split(',').map(&:strip),
-              code: tr.children[2].text, glyph: tr.children[4].text,
-              apple: blob(tr, 6), google: blob(tr, 8), twitter: blob(tr, 10),
-              one: blob(tr, 12), fbm: blob(tr, 14), windows: blob(tr, 16),
-              samsung: blob(tr, 18)
-            }
-          end.tap { |data| File.write(LOCAL_DATA, data.to_yaml) }
+    class << self
+      # rubocop:disable Metrics/AbcSize
+      def load
+        unless File.exist? LOCAL_CACHE
+          open(DATA_HTML) do |f|
+            File.write LOCAL_CACHE, f.read
+          end
         end
-      rescue
-        File.delete(LOCAL_DATA)
-        retry
-      end
-    end
-
-    def self.stopword? term
-      term.length < STOPWORD_MIN_LENGTH || options[:stopwords].include?(term)
-    end
-
-    # @return [Hashie::Mash]
-    def self.keywords term
-      (cache[:keywords][term.to_s.downcase] || []).map(&data.method(:[])).map(&Hashie::Mash.method(:new))
-    end
-
-    # @return Hashie::Mash
-    def self.exact term
-      Hashie::Mash.new(cache[:exacts][term.to_s.downcase] ? data[cache[:exacts][term.to_s.downcase]] : {})
-    end
 
-    # @return Hash
-    def self.vocabulary
-      @vocabulary ||= data.map { |h| [h[:name], h[:glyph]] }.to_h.reject { |k, _| stopword?(k) }
-    end
-
-    # @return Hashie::Mash
-    def self.argo
-      @argo ||= data.each_with_object(Hashie::Mash.new) do |h, memo|
-        h[:keywords].each do |kw|
-          (memo[kw] ||= []) << h[:glyph] unless options[:stopwords].include?(kw)
+        @data = begin
+          if File.exist? LOCAL_DATA
+            YAML.load File.read LOCAL_DATA
+          else
+            Nokogiri::HTML(open(LOCAL_CACHE)).xpath('//table/tr').tap(&:shift).map do |tr|
+              {
+                name: tr.children[30].text,
+                keywords: tr.children[36].text.split(',').map(&:strip),
+                code: tr.children[2].text, glyph: tr.children[4].text,
+                apple: blob(tr, 6), google: blob(tr, 8), twitter: blob(tr, 10),
+                one: blob(tr, 12), fbm: blob(tr, 14), windows: blob(tr, 16),
+                samsung: blob(tr, 18)
+              }
+            end.tap { |data| File.write(LOCAL_DATA, data.to_yaml) }
+          end
+        rescue
+          File.delete(LOCAL_DATA)
+          retry
+        end.tap do |data|
+          data.each do |h|
+            next unless h[:name] =~ /≊/
+
+            vals = h[:name].split(/≊/).map(&:strip)
+            h[:name] = vals.first
+            data << h.dup.tap { |nick| nick[:name] = vals.last }
+          end
         end
       end
-    end
-
-    def self.emoji term, kind: :glyph, exact: false, number: nil
-      match = self.exact(term)[kind]
-      return match if match || exact
-
-      return nil unless (match = argo[term])
-      number ? match[number] : match.sample
-    end
-
-#    Data.kungfuig(LOCAL_DATA) do |options|
-#      options.other_value = options[:value]
-#    end
+      # rubocop:enable Metrics/AbcSize
 
-    File.join(__dir__, '..', '..', 'config', 'emoninja.yml').tap do |cfg|
-      kungfuig(cfg) if File.exist?(cfg)
-    end
-
-    class << self
       private
 
       def blob tr, col
         tr.children[col].children.first.attributes['src'].value rescue nil
       end
-
-      def cache
-        return @cache if @cache
-
-        @cache = data.each_with_index.with_object(keywords: {}, exacts: {}) do |(e, i), memo|
-          memo[:exacts][e[:name].downcase] = i
-          e[:keywords].each do |kw|
-            (memo[:keywords][kw.downcase] ||= []) << i
-          end
-        end
-      end
     end
   end
 end

data/lib/emoninja/i18n.rb

@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+require 'yaml'
+
+module Emoninja
+  # Utility to translate emoji names to different languages
+  module I18n
+    FAIL_AFTER = 10 # attempts
+    class << self
+      LOCAL_I18N = File.join(__dir__, '..', '..', 'data', 'translations', '%{lang}.yml').freeze
+      YT_CONFIG = File.join(__dir__, '..', '..', 'config', 'yandex_translate.yml').freeze
+
+      # @param [String] lang the language to build a dictionary
+      # @param [Array | Hash] the array of words
+      def translations lang
+        file = LOCAL_I18N % { lang: lang }
+        (@translations ||= {})[lang] ||= preload file
+        keys = [Data.vocabulary, Data.argo].map(&:keys).reduce(:|) - @translations[lang].keys
+        return @translations[lang] if keys.empty?
+
+        require 'yandex-api'
+        Yandex::API::Translate.load YT_CONFIG
+        errors_count = 0
+
+        @translations[lang].merge!(
+          keys.each_with_object({}) do |k, memo|
+            begin
+              result = Yandex::API::Translate.do(k, lang)
+              memo[k] = result['text'].is_a?(Array) ? result['text'].join(' ') : result['text'] if result['code'] == 200
+            rescue
+              break memo if (errors_count += 1) >= FAIL_AFTER
+            end
+          end
+        ).tap { |data| File.write(file, data.to_yaml) }
+      end
+
+      def reversed_translations lang
+        (@reversed_translations ||= {})[lang] ||= translations(lang).invert.map { |k, v| [k.downcase, v.downcase] }.to_h
+      end
+      %i(ru).each do |m|
+        class_eval <<-METH
+        def #{m}_en
+          reversed_translations(:#{m})
+        end
+        METH
+      end
+
+      def key term, lang
+        !lang.nil? && lang.to_s != 'en' && reversed_translations(lang)[term.downcase] || term
+      end
+      alias_method :[], :key
+
+      private
+
+      def preload file
+        File.exist?(file) ? YAML.load(File.read(file)) : {}
+      end
+    end
+  end
+end

data/lib/emoninja/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module Emoninja
-  VERSION = '0.1.42'.freeze
+  VERSION = '0.2.42'.freeze
 end

data/translated/alice-in-wonderland.md

@@ -0,0 +1,3336 @@
+ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND
+
+Lewis Carroll
+
+CHAPTER I. 📩 the 🐇-🕳
+
+Alice was beginning to get very 😩 of sitting by her sister on the
+🏦, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the
+📗 her sister was reading, but it had 🙊 pictures or conversations in
+it, 'and what is the 🇻🇮 of a 📗,' 💭 Alice 'without pictures or
+conversations?'
+
+So she was considering in her own mind (as well as she could, for the
+♨ day made her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the pleasure
+of making a daisy-⛓ would be worth the trouble of getting 🆙 and
+⛏ the daisies, when suddenly a White 🐇 with pink 👀 ran
+close by her.
+
+There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so
+VERY much out of the way to 🙉 the 🐇 say to itself, 'Oh dear!
+Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she 💭 it over afterwards, it
+occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time
+it all seemed quite natural); but when the 🐇 actually TOOK A ⌚
+OUT OF ITS WAISTCOAT-POCKET, and looked at it, and then hurried on,
+Alice started to her 🐾, for it 📸 across her mind that she had
+never before seen a 🐇 with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a ⌚
+to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the 🏑
+after it, and fortunately was just in time to 🙈 it pop 📩 a large
+🐇-🕳 under the hedge.
+
+In another moment 📩 went Alice after it, never once considering how
+in the 🌏 she was to get out again.
+
+The 🐇-🕳 went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then
+dipped suddenly 📩, so suddenly that Alice had 🚯 a moment to think
+about ⏹ herself before she found herself 🍂 📩 a very deep
+well.
+
+Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had
+plenty of time as she went 📩 to look about her and to wonder what was
+going to happen next. 🥇, she tried to look 📩 and make out what
+she was coming to, but it was too 🌑 to 🙈 anything; then she
+looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with
+cupboards and 📗-shelves; here and there she saw 🗾 and pictures
+hung upon pegs. She took 📩 a jar from 1️⃣ of the shelves as
+she passed; it was 🏷 '🔶 MARMALADE', but to her great
+disappointment it was empty: she did 🚯 like to 💧 the jar for 😱
+of killing somebody, so managed to put it into 1️⃣ of the cupboards as
+she fell past it.
+
+'Well!' 💭 Alice to herself, 'after such a fall as this, I shall
+think nothing of tumbling 📩 stairs! How brave they'll all think me at
+🏡! Why, I wouldn't say anything about it, even if I fell 📴 the 🔝
+of the 🏡!' (Which was very likely true.)
+
+📩, 📩, 📩. Would the fall NEVER come to an 🔚! 'I wonder how
+many miles I've fallen by this time?' she said aloud. 'I must be getting
+somewhere near the centre of the 🌐. Let me 🙈: that would be 🕓
+thousand miles 📩, I think--' (for, you 🙈, Alice had learnt several
+things of this sort in her lessons in the schoolroom, and though this
+was 🚯 a VERY good opportunity for showing 📴 her knowledge, as there
+was 🙊 1️⃣ to listen to her, still it was good practice to say it over)
+'--yes, that's about the ⏯ distance--but then I wonder what Latitude
+or Longitude I've got to?' (Alice had 🙊 💡 what Latitude was, or
+Longitude either, but 💭 they were nice grand words to say.)
+
+🎁 she began again. 'I wonder if I shall fall ⏯ THROUGH the
+🌐! How funny it'll seem to come out among the people that 🚶 with
+their 🗣 downward! The Antipathies, I think--' (she was rather glad
+there WAS 🙊 1️⃣ listening, this time, as it didn't sound at all the
+⏯ word) '--but I shall have to 🙏 them what the Brow. of the country
+is, you know. Please, Ma'am, is this 🇳🇿 Zealand or 🇦🇺?' (and
+she tried to curtsey as she spoke--fancy CURTSEYING as you're 🍂
+through the air! Do you think you could manage it?) 'And what an
+ignorant little 👧 she'll think me for 🙏! 🙊, it'll never do to
+🙏: perhaps I shall 🙈 it written 🆙 somewhere.'
+
+📩, 📩, 📩. There was nothing else to do, so Alice 🔜 began
+talking again. 'Dinah'll miss me very much to-🌉, I should think!'
+(Dinah was the 🐈.) 'I hope they'll remember her saucer of 🥛 at
+🍵-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were 📩 here with me! There are 🙊
+mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a 🦇, and that's very
+like a 🐁, you know. But do 😽 eat 🏓, I wonder?' And here Alice
+began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy
+sort of way, 'Do 😾 eat 🏏? Do 🐈 eat 🏓?' and sometimes, 'Do
+🦇 eat 😹?' for, you 🙈, as she couldn't answer either ❓,
+it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing
+📴, and had just begun to dream that she was 🚶 ✌ in ✌ with
+Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, 'Now, Dinah, tell me the truth:
+did you ever eat a 🦇?' when suddenly, thump! thump! 📩 she came upon
+a heap of 🍢 and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
+
+Alice was 🚯 a bit 🤕, and she jumped 🆙 on to her 🐾 in a moment:
+she looked 🆙, but it was all 🌑 overhead; before her was another
+long passage, and the White 🐇 was still in sight, hurrying 📩 it.
+There was 🚯 a moment to be lost: away went Alice like the 🎐, and
+was just in time to 🙉 it say, as it turned a corner, 'Oh my 👂
+and whiskers, how late it's getting!' She was close behind it when she
+turned the corner, but the 🐇 was 🙊 longer to be seen: she found
+herself in a long, 🔅 hall, which was lit 🆙 by a row of 🛋 hanging
+from the roof.
+
+There were 🚪 all round the hall, but they were all 🔓; and when
+Alice had been all the way 📩 1️⃣ side and 🆙 the other, trying every
+🚪, she 🚶 sadly 📩 the middle, wondering how she was ever to
+get out again.
+
+Suddenly she came upon a little 🔊-🍗 table, all made of solid
+🍷; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden 🔑, and Alice's
+🥇 💭 was that it might belong to 1️⃣ of the 🚪 of the hall;
+but, alas! either the 🔑 were too large, or the 🔑 was too 🦐,
+but at any rate it would 🚯 📬 any of them. However, on the 🥈
+time round, she came upon a 🔅 curtain she had 🚯 noticed before, and
+behind it was a little 🚪 about fifteen inches 🔊: she tried the
+little golden 🔑 in the 🔒, and to her great delight it fitted!
+
+Alice 😅 the 🚪 and found that it led into a 🦐 passage, 🚯
+much larger than a 🐀-🕳: she knelt 📩 and looked along the passage
+into the loveliest 🏡 you ever saw. How she longed to get out of
+that 🌑 hall, and wander about among those 🛏 of 🌞 🌻 and
+those 🆒 🖋, but she could 🚯 even get her 🗣 through the
+doorway; 'and even if my 🗣 would go through,' 💭 poor Alice, 'it
+would be of very little 🇺🇲 without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could
+shut 🆙 like a 🔭! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.'
+For, you 🙈, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately,
+that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really
+impossible.
+
+There seemed to be 🙊 🇻🇮 in waiting by the little 🚪, so she went
+🔙 to the table, half hoping she might find another 🔑 on it, or at
+any rate a 📗 of rules for shutting people 🆙 like telescopes: this
+time she found a little 🍾 on it, ('which certainly was 🚯 here
+before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of the 🍾 was a 🗞
+🏷, with the words '🚱 ME' beautifully 👣 on it in large
+🔡.
+
+It was all very well to say '🚱 me,' but the 🦉 little Alice was
+🚯 going to do THAT in a hurry. '🙊, I'll look 🥇,' she said, 'and
+🙈 whether it's 🆙 "poison" or 🚯'; for she had read several nice
+little histories about children who had got burnt, and eaten 🆙 by wild
+beasts and other unpleasant things, all because they WOULD 🚯 remember
+the simple rules their friends had taught them: such as, that a 🔽-♨
+poker will burn you if you 👬 it too long; and that if you cut your
+🤘 VERY deeply with a 🗡, it usually bleeds; and she had never
+forgotten that, if you 🚱 much from a 🍾 ❕ 'poison,' it is
+almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
+
+However, this 🍾 was 🚯 ‼ 'poison,' so Alice ventured to taste
+it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour
+of 🍒-tart, 🍮, 🎍-🍏, roast 🦃, toffee, and ♨
+buttered toast,) she very 🔜 finished it 📴.
+
+  *    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+  *    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+'What a curious feeling!' said Alice; 'I must be shutting 🆙 like a
+🔭.'
+
+And so it was indeed: she was now only 🔟 inches 🔊, and her 😡
+brightened 🆙 at the 💭 that she was now the ⏯ size for going
+through the little 🚪 into that 💕 🏡. 🥇, however, she
+waited for a few minutes to 🙈 if she was going to shrink any further:
+she felt a little nervous about this; 'for it might 🔚, you know,' said
+Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like a 🕯. I wonder
+what I should be like then?' And she tried to fancy what the 🔥 of a
+🕯 is like after the 🕯 is blown out, for she could 🚯 remember
+ever having seen such a thing.
+
+After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going
+into the 🏡 at once; but, alas for poor Alice! when she got to the
+🚪, she found she had forgotten the little golden 🔑, and when she
+went 🔙 to the table for it, she found she could 🚯 possibly reach
+it: she could 🙈 it quite plainly through the 🍷, and she tried her
+best to climb 🆙 1️⃣ of the 🍗 of the table, but it was too slippery;
+and when she had 😩 herself out with trying, the poor little thing
+sat 📩 and cried.
+
+'Come, there's 🙊 🇺🇲 in 😢 like that!' said Alice to herself,
+rather sharply; 'I advise you to leave 📴 this minute!' She generally
+gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it),
+and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring 😂 into
+her 👀; and once she remembered trying to 🗳 her own 👂 for having
+cheated herself in a 🎲 of croquet she was 🎴 against herself,
+for this curious 🚸 was very fond of pretending to be 2️⃣ people.
+'But it's 🙊 🇻🇮 now,' 💭 poor Alice, 'to pretend to be 2️⃣ people!
+Why, there's hardly enough of me ◀ to make 1️⃣ respectable person!'
+
+🔜 her 👁 fell on a little 🍷 🗳 that was lying under the table:
+she 📬 it, and found in it a very 🦐 🍰, on which the words
+'EAT ME' were beautifully 📑 in currants. 'Well, I'll eat it,' said
+Alice, 'and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the 🔑; and if it
+makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the 🚪; so either way I'll
+get into the 🏡, and I don't 💅 which happens!'
+
+She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, 'Which way? Which
+way?', 👬 her ✌ on the 🔝 of her 🗣 to feel which way it was
+growing, and she was quite 🙀 to find that she remained the same
+size: to be sure, this generally happens when 1️⃣ eats 🍰, but Alice
+had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way
+things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on
+in the common way.
+
+So she 📐 to work, and very 🔜 finished 📴 the 🍰.
+
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+
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+
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+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II. The Pool of 😹
+
+'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice (she was so much 🙀, that
+for the moment she quite forgot how to 🗣 good English); 'now I'm
+😃 out like the largest 🔭 that ever was! Good-bye, 🐾!'
+(for when she looked 📩 at her 🐾, they seemed to be almost out of
+sight, they were getting so far 📴). 'Oh, my poor little 🐾, I wonder
+who will put on your 👢 and stockings for you now, dears? I'm sure
+_I_ shan't be able! I shall be a great deal too far 📴 to trouble
+myself about you: you must manage the best way you can;--but I must be
+kind to them,' 💭 Alice, 'or perhaps they 😤't 🚶 the way I want
+to go! Let me 🙈: I'll give them a 🇳🇿 pair of 👢 every 🎄.'
+
+And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it. 'They must
+go by the carrier,' she 💭; 'and how funny it'll seem, sending
+🎁 to 1️⃣'s own 🐾! And how odd the directions will look!
+
+     ALICE'S ⏯ FOOT, ESQ.
+       HEARTHRUG,
+         NEAR THE FENDER,
+           (WITH ALICE'S 🏩).
+
+Oh dear, what nonsense I'm talking!'
+
+Just then her 🗣 struck against the roof of the hall: in fact she was
+now more than 🕤 🐾 🔊, and she at once took 🆙 the little golden
+🔑 and hurried 📴 to the 🏡 🚪.
+
+Poor Alice! It was as much as she could do, lying 📩 on 1️⃣ side, to
+look through into the 🏡 with 1️⃣ 👁; but to get through was more
+hopeless than ever: she sat 📩 and began to 😿 again.
+
+'You ought to be ashamed of yourself,' said Alice, 'a great 👧 like
+you,' (she might well say this), 'to go on 😿 in this way! ⏹ this
+moment, I tell you!' But she went on all the same, shedding gallons of
+😿, until there was a large pool all round her, about 🕓 inches
+deep and reaching half 📩 the hall.
+
+After a time she 🇭🇲 a little pattering of 🐾 in the distance, and
+she hastily dried her 👀 to 🙈 what was coming. It was the White
+🐇 returning, splendidly 👗, with a pair of white kid 🥊 in
+1️⃣ ✌ and a large fan in the other: he came trotting along in a great
+hurry, muttering to himself as he came, 'Oh! the Duchess, the Duchess!
+Oh! 😤't she be savage if I've kept her waiting!' Alice felt so
+desperate that she was ready to 🙏 🆘 of any 1️⃣; so, when the 🐇
+came near her, she began, in a 🔅, timid voice, 'If you please, sir--'
+The 🐇 started violently, 💧 the white kid 🥊 and the fan,
+and skurried away into the 🌑 as hard as he could go.
+
+Alice took 🆙 the fan and 🥊, and, as the hall was very ♨, she
+kept fanning herself all the time she went on talking: 'Dear, dear! How
+queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual.
+I wonder if I've been changed in the 🌉? Let me think: was I the
+same when I got 🆙 this 🌅? I almost think I can remember feeling a
+little different. But if I'm 🚯 the same, the next ❓ is, Who
+in the 🌏 am I? Ah, THAT'S the great puzzle!' And she began thinking
+over all the children she knew that were of the same age as herself, to
+🙈 if she could have been changed for any of them.
+
+'I'm sure I'm 🚯 Ada,' she said, 'for her hair goes in such long
+ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all; and I'm sure I can't
+be Mabel, for I know all sorts of things, and she, oh! she knows such a
+very little! Besides, SHE'S she, and I'm I, and--oh dear, how puzzling
+it all is! I'll try if I know all the things I 🇺🇲 to know. Let me
+🙈: 🕓 times 🕠 is 🕧, and 🕓 times 6️⃣ is thirteen, and
+🕓 times 7️⃣ is--oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!
+However, the ❌ Table doesn't signify: let's try Geography.
+London is the capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome, and
+Rome--🙊, THAT'S all wrong, I'm certain! I must have been changed for
+Mabel! I'll try and say "How doth the little--"' and she 🎌 her
+🤞 on her lap as if she were saying lessons, and began to 🔁 it,
+but her voice sounded hoarse and strange, and the words did 🚯 come the
+same as they 🇻🇮 to do:--
+
+     'How doth the little 🐊
+      Improve his shining tail,
+     And pour the 🚾 of the Nile
+      On every golden scale!
+
+     'How cheerfully he seems to 😸,
+      How neatly spread his claws,
+     And welcome little 🦈 in
+      With gently 😙 jaws!'
+
+'I'm sure those are 🚯 the ⏯ words,' said poor Alice, and her 👀
+filled with 😂 again as she went on, 'I must be Mabel after all, and
+I shall have to go and live in that poky little 🏡, and have next to
+🙊 toys to ⏯ with, and oh! ever so many lessons to learn! 🙊, I've
+made 🆙 my mind about it; if I'm Mabel, I'll stay 📩 here! It'll be 🙊
+🇺🇲 their putting their 🗣 📩 and saying "Come 🆙 again, dear!" I
+shall only look 🆙 and say "Who am I then? Tell me that 🥇, and then,
+if I like being that person, I'll come 🆙: if 🚯, I'll stay 📩 here
+till I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear!' cried Alice, with a sudden burst
+of 😢, 'I do wish they WOULD put their 🗣 📩! I am so VERY 😩
+of being all alone here!'
+
+As she said this she looked 📩 at her 👈, and was 🙀 to 🙈
+that she had put on 1️⃣ of the 🐇's little white kid 🥊 while
+she was talking. 'How CAN I have done that?' she 💭. 'I must
+be growing 🦐 again.' She got 🆙 and went to the table to measure
+herself by it, and found that, as nearly as she could guess, she was now
+about 2️⃣ 🐾 🔊, and was going on shrinking rapidly: she 🔜 found
+out that the cause of this was the fan she was 👫, and she ☔
+it hastily, just in time to avoid shrinking away altogether.
+
+'That WAS a narrow escape!' said Alice, a good deal frightened at the
+sudden change, but very glad to find herself still in existence; 'and
+now for the 🏡!' and she ran with all 🚅 🔙 to the little 🚪:
+but, alas! the little 🚪 was shut again, and the little golden 🔑 was
+lying on the 🍷 table as before, 'and things are worse than ever,'
+💭 the poor 🚸, 'for I never was so 🦐 as this before, never!
+And I declare it's too bad, that it is!'
+
+As she said these words her foot slipped, and in another moment, splash!
+she was 🆙 to her chin in salt 🤽. Her 🥇 💡 was that she
+had somehow fallen into the ⛵, 'and in that case I can go 🔙 by
+🚅,' she said to herself. (Alice had been to the seaside once in
+her life, and had come to the general conclusion, that wherever you go
+to on the English coast you find a number of 🛀 machines in the
+⛵, some children digging in the ⏳ with wooden ♠, then a row
+of lodging houses, and behind them a 🚅 🚉.) However, she 🔜
+made out that she was in the pool of 😿 which she had wept when she
+was 🕤 🐾 🔊.
+
+'I wish I hadn't cried so much!' said Alice, as she swam about, trying
+to find her way out. 'I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by
+being drowned in my own 😂! That WILL be a queer thing, to be sure!
+However, everything is queer to-day.'
+
+Just then she 🇭🇲 something splashing about in the pool a little way
+📴, and she swam nearer to make out what it was: at 🥇 she 💭
+it must be a walrus or hippopotamus, but then she remembered how 🦐
+she was now, and she 🔜 made out that it was only a 🐁 that had
+slipped in like herself.
+
+'Would it be of any 🇻🇮, now,' 💭 Alice, 'to 🗣 to this 🐁?
+Everything is so out-of-the-way 📩 here, that I should think very
+likely it can talk: at any rate, there's 🙊 harm in trying.' So she
+began: '🅾 🐁, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very 😩
+of 👙 about here, 🅾 🐁!' (Alice 💭 this must be the ⏯
+way of 🙊 to a 🐁: she had never done such a thing before, but
+she remembered having seen in her brother's 🔡 Grammar, 'A 🐁--of
+a 🐁--to a 🐁--a 🐁--🅾 🐁!') The 🐁 looked at her rather
+inquisitively, and seemed to her to 😜 with 1️⃣ of its little 👀,
+but it said nothing.
+
+'Perhaps it doesn't understand English,' 💭 Alice; 'I daresay it's
+a 🇲🇫 🐁, come over with William the Conqueror.' (For, with all
+her knowledge of history, Alice had 🙊 very clear notion how long ago
+anything had happened.) So she began again: 'Ou est ma chatte?' which
+was the 🥇 sentence in her 🇲🇫 lesson-📗. The 🐁 gave a
+sudden leap out of the 🤽, and seemed to quiver all over with fright.
+'Oh, I beg your pardon!' cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had 🤕
+the poor animal's feelings. 'I quite forgot you didn't like 🐱.'
+
+'🚯 like 😽!' cried the 🐁, in a shrill, passionate voice. 'Would
+YOU like 😺 if you were me?'
+
+'Well, perhaps 🚯,' said Alice in a soothing 🏽: 'don't be 💢
+about it. And yet I wish I could show you our 🐈 Dinah: I think you'd
+take a fancy to 😻 if you could only 🙈 her. She is such a dear 🔇
+thing,' Alice went on, half to herself, as she swam lazily about in the
+pool, 'and she sits purring so nicely by the 🔥, licking her 🐾 and
+washing her 😡--and she is such a nice 🍦 thing to nurse--and she's
+such a capital 1️⃣ for catching mice--oh, I beg your pardon!' cried
+Alice again, for this time the 🐁 was bristling all over, and she
+felt certain it must be really offended. 'We 😤't talk about her any
+more if you'd rather 🚯.'
+
+'We indeed!' cried the 🐁, who was trembling 📩 to the 🔚 of his
+tail. 'As if I would talk on such a subject! Our 👪 always HATED
+🐱: nasty, 🔅, vulgar things! Don't let me 🙉 the Brow. again!'
+
+'I 😤't indeed!' said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of
+conversation. 'Are you--are you fond--of--of 🐕?' The 🐁 did 🚯
+answer, so Alice went on eagerly: 'There is such a nice little 🐕 near
+our 🏡 I should like to show you! A little 🌞-eyed terrier, you
+know, with oh, such long curly brown hair! And it'll fetch things when
+you throw them, and it'll sit 🆙 and beg for its dinner, and all sorts
+of things--I can't remember half of them--and it belongs to a farmer,
+you know, and he says it's so 🇺🇲, it's worth a hundred #️⃣! He
+says it kills all the 🐀 and--oh dear!' cried Alice in a sorrowful
+🏽, 'I'm afraid I've offended it again!' For the 🐁 was 🏊
+away from her as hard as it could go, and making quite a commotion in
+the pool as it went.
+
+So she 🤙 softly after it, '🐁 dear! Do come 🔙 again, and we
+😤't talk about 😻 or 🐶 either, if you don't like them!' When the
+🐁 🇭🇲 this, it turned round and swam slowly 🔙 to her: its
+😡 was quite pale (with passion, Alice 💭), and it said in a 🔅
+trembling voice, 'Let us get to the shore, and then I'll tell you my
+history, and you'll understand why it is I hate 🐱 and 🐶.'
+
+It was 🔊 time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded with the
+🦉 and animals that had fallen into it: there were a 🦆 and a Dodo,
+a Lory and an Eaglet, and several other curious creatures. Alice led the
+way, and the whole party swam to the shore.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III. A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale
+
+They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the 🏦--the
+🕊 with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close
+to them, and all dripping wet, ⛑, and uncomfortable.
+
+The 🥇 ❓ of course was, how to get dry again: they had a
+consultation about this, and after a few minutes it seemed quite natural
+to Alice to find herself talking familiarly with them, as if she had
+known them all her life. Indeed, she had quite a long argument with the
+Lory, who at last turned sulky, and would only say, 'I am older than
+you, and must know better'; and this Alice would 🚯 allow without
+knowing how 🗝 it was, and, as the Lory positively refused to tell its
+age, there was 🙊 more to be said.
+
+At last the 🐁, who seemed to be a person of authority among them,
+🤙 out, 'Sit 📩, all of you, and listen to me! I'LL 🔜 make you
+dry enough!' They all sat 📩 at once, in a large 💍, with the 🐁
+in the middle. Alice kept her 👀 anxiously fixed on it, for she felt
+sure she would catch a bad 🌨 if she did 🚯 get dry very 🔜.
+
+'Ahem!' said the 🐁 with an important air, 'are you all ready? This
+is the driest thing I know. Silence all round, if you please! "William
+the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was 🔜 submitted
+to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much
+accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of
+Mercia and Northumbria--"'
+
+'Ugh!' said the Lory, with a shiver.
+
+'I beg your pardon!' said the 🐁, 😦, but very politely: 'Did
+you 🗣?'
+
+'🚯 I!' said the Lory hastily.
+
+'I 💭 you did,' said the 🐁. '--I proceed. "Edwin and Morcar,
+the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand,
+the patriotic archbishop of Canterbury, found it advisable--"'
+
+'Found WHAT?' said the 🦆.
+
+'Found IT,' the 🐁 replied rather crossly: 'of course you know what
+"it" means.'
+
+'I know what "it" means well enough, when I find a thing,' said the
+🦆: 'it's generally a 🐸 or a worm. The ❓ is, what did the
+archbishop find?'
+
+The 🐁 did 🚯 notice this ❓, but hurriedly went on, '"--found
+it advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the
+👑. William's conduct at 🥇 was moderate. But the insolence of his
+Normans--" How are you getting on now, my dear?' it continued, turning
+to Alice as it spoke.
+
+'As wet as ever,' said Alice in a melancholy 🏽: 'it doesn't seem to
+dry me at all.'
+
+'In that case,' said the Dodo solemnly, 💹 to its 🐾, 'I move
+that the meeting adjourn, for the immediate adoption of more energetic
+remedies--'
+
+'🗣 English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half
+those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either!' And
+the Eaglet bent 📩 its 🗣 to hide a 😆: some of the other 🦆
+tittered audibly.
+
+'What I was going to say,' said the Dodo in an offended 🏽, 'was, that
+the best thing to get us dry would be a Caucus-race.'
+
+'What IS a Caucus-race?' said Alice; 🚯 that she wanted much to know,
+but the Dodo had paused as if it 💭 that SOMEBODY ought to 🗣,
+and 🙊 1️⃣ else seemed inclined to say anything.
+
+'Why,' said the Dodo, 'the best way to explain it is to do it.' (And, as
+you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell
+you how the Dodo managed it.)
+
+🥇 it ✅ out a race-course, in a sort of ⚪, ('the exact
+shape doesn't matter,' it said,) and then all the party were placed
+along the course, here and there. There was 🙊 '1️⃣, 2️⃣, 🔊, and
+away,' but they began 💨 when they liked, and ◀ 📴 when they
+liked, so that it was 🚯 easy to know when the race was over. However,
+when they had been 💨 half an hour or so, and were quite dry again,
+the Dodo suddenly 📲 out 'The race is over!' and they all crowded
+round it, panting, and 🙏, 'But who has 😤?'
+
+This ❓ the Dodo could 🚯 answer without a great deal of 💭,
+and it sat for a long time with 1️⃣ 🤘 pressed upon its forehead
+(the position in which you usually 🙈 Shakespeare, in the pictures
+of him), while the rest waited in silence. At last the Dodo said,
+'EVERYBODY has 😤, and all must have 🏆.'
+
+'But who is to give the 🏆?' quite a chorus of voices 🙏.
+
+'Why, SHE, of course,' said the Dodo, 👈 to Alice with 1️⃣ 🤘;
+and the whole party at once crowded round her, 🤙 out in a confused
+way, '🏆! 🏆!'
+
+Alice had 🙊 💡 what to do, and in despair she put her ✌ in her
+pocket, and pulled out a 🗳 of comfits, (luckily the salt 🤽 had
+🚯 got into it), and 🖖 them round as 🏆. There was exactly 1️⃣
+a-piece all round.
+
+'But she must have a 🏆 herself, you know,' said the 🐁.
+
+'Of course,' the Dodo replied very gravely. 'What else have you got in
+your pocket?' he went on, turning to Alice.
+
+'Only a thimble,' said Alice sadly.
+
+'✌ it over here,' said the Dodo.
+
+Then they all crowded round her once more, while the Dodo solemnly
+🎁 the thimble, saying 'We beg your acceptance of this elegant
+thimble'; and, when it had finished this short 🗨, they all cheered.
+
+Alice 💭 the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave
+that she did 🚯 dare to 🤣; and, as she could 🚯 think of anything
+to say, she simply 🙏, and took the thimble, looking as solemn as she
+could.
+
+The next thing was to eat the comfits: this caused some noise and
+confusion, as the large 🦉 complained that they could 🚯 taste
+theirs, and the 🦐 🔛 choked and had to be patted on the 🔙.
+However, it was over at last, and they sat 📩 again in a 💍, and
+begged the 🐁 to tell them something more.
+
+'You promised to tell me your history, you know,' said Alice, 'and why
+it is you hate--C and D,' she added in a whisper, half afraid that it
+would be offended again.
+
+'Mine is a long and a 😿 tale!' said the 🐁, turning to Alice, and
+sighing.
+
+'It IS a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking 📩 with wonder at
+the 🐁's tail; 'but why do you 📲 it 😿?' And she kept on puzzling
+about it while the 🐁 was 🙊, so that her 💡 of the tale was
+something like this:--
+
+         'Fury said to a
+         🐁, That he
+        met in the
+       🏡,
+     "Let us
+      both go to
+       law: I will
+        prosecute
+         YOU.--Come,
+           I'll take 🙊
+           denial; We
+          must have a
+        trial: For
+      really this
+     🌅 I've
+    nothing
+    to do."
+     Said the
+      🐁 to the
+       cur, "Such
+        a trial,
+         dear Sir,
+            With
+          🙊 jury
+        or judge,
+       would be
+      wasting
+      our
+      breath."
+       "I'll be
+        judge, I'll
+         be jury,"
+            Said
+         cunning
+          🗝 Fury:
+          "I'll
+          try the
+            whole
+            cause,
+              and
+           condemn
+           you
+          to
+           ⚱."'
+
+
+'You are 🚯 attending!' said the 🐁 to Alice severely. 'What are you
+thinking of?'
+
+'I beg your pardon,' said Alice very humbly: 'you had got to the fifth
+bend, I think?'
+
+'I had 🚯!' cried the 🐁, sharply and very angrily.
+
+'A knot!' said Alice, always ready to make herself 🇻🇮, and looking
+anxiously about her. 'Oh, do let me 🆘 to undo it!'
+
+'I shall do nothing of the sort,' said the 🐁, getting 🆙 and 🚶
+away. 'You insult me by talking such nonsense!'
+
+'I didn't mean it!' pleaded poor Alice. 'But you're so easily offended,
+you know!'
+
+The 🐁 only growled in reply.
+
+'Please come 🔙 and finish your story!' Alice 🤙 after it; and the
+others all joined in chorus, 'Yes, please do!' but the 🐁 only shook
+its 🗣 impatiently, and 🚶 a little quicker.
+
+'What a pity it wouldn't stay!' sighed the Lory, as 🔜 as it was quite
+out of sight; and an 🗝 🦀 took the opportunity of saying to her
+daughter 'Ah, my dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose
+YOUR temper!' '👬 your 👅, Ma!' said the 🌱 🦀, a little
+snappishly. 'You're enough to try the patience of an oyster!'
+
+'I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!' said Alice aloud, addressing
+nobody in particular. 'She'd 🔜 fetch it 🔙!'
+
+'And who is Dinah, if I might venture to 🙏 the ❓?' said the
+Lory.
+
+Alice replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her 🐹:
+'Dinah's our 🐈. And she's such a capital 1️⃣ for catching mice you
+can't think! And oh, I wish you could 🙈 her after the 🦅! Why,
+she'll eat a little 🐦 as 🔜 as look at it!'
+
+This 🗨 caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the
+🐦 hurried 📴 at once: 1️⃣ 🗝 Magpie began wrapping itself 🆙 very
+carefully, remarking, 'I really must be getting 🏡; the 🌉-air
+doesn't ♣ my throat!' and a Canary 🤙 out in a trembling voice to
+its children, 'Come away, my dears! It's 🔊 time you were all in 🛏!'
+On various pretexts they all moved 📴, and Alice was 🔜 ◀ alone.
+
+'I wish I hadn't mentioned Dinah!' she said to herself in a melancholy
+🏽. 'Nobody seems to like her, 📩 here, and I'm sure she's the best
+🐈 in the 🌏! Oh, my dear Dinah! I wonder if I shall ever 🙈 you
+any more!' And here poor Alice began to 😿 again, for she felt very
+lonely and 🔅-spirited. In a little while, however, she again 🇭🇲
+a little pattering of footsteps in the distance, and she looked 🆙
+eagerly, half hoping that the 🐁 had changed his mind, and was coming
+🔙 to finish his story.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV. The 🐇 Sends in a Little 💶
+
+It was the White 🐇, trotting slowly 🔙 again, and looking
+anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she 🇭🇲
+it muttering to itself 'The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear 🐾! Oh
+my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are
+ferrets! Where CAN I have 💧 them, I wonder?' Alice guessed in a
+moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair of white kid 🥊,
+and she very good-naturedly began hunting about for them, but they were
+nowhere to be seen--everything seemed to have changed since her 🏊 in
+the pool, and the great hall, with the 🍷 table and the little 🚪,
+had vanished completely.
+
+Very 🔜 the 🐇 noticed Alice, as she went hunting about, and
+🤙 out to her in an 💢 🏽, 'Why, Mary Ann, what ARE you doing
+out here? Run 🏡 this moment, and fetch me a pair of 🥊 and a fan!
+Quick, now!' And Alice was so much frightened that she ran 📴 at once
+in the ↖ it 👈 to, without trying to explain the mistake it
+had made.
+
+'He took me for his housemaid,' she said to herself as she ran. 'How
+🙀 he'll be when he finds out who I am! But I'd better take him
+his fan and 🥊--that is, if I can find them.' As she said this, she
+came upon a neat little 🏡, on the 🚪 of which was a 🌞 brass
+🍽 with the Brow. 'W. 🐇' engraved upon it. She went in without
+knocking, and hurried upstairs, in great 😱 lest she should meet the
+real Mary Ann, and be turned out of the 🏡 before she had found the
+fan and 🥊.
+
+'How queer it seems,' Alice said to herself, 'to be going messages for
+a 🐇! I suppose Dinah'll be sending me on messages next!' And she
+began fancying the sort of thing that would happen: '"Miss Alice! Come
+here directly, and get ready for your 🚶!" "Coming in a minute,
+nurse! But I've got to 🙈 that the 🐁 doesn't get out." Only I don't
+think,' Alice went on, 'that they'd let Dinah ⏹ in the 🏡 if it
+began ordering people about like that!'
+
+By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table
+in the window, and on it (as she had hoped) a fan and 2️⃣ or 🔊 pairs
+of tiny white kid 🥊: she took 🆙 the fan and a pair of the 🥊,
+and was just going to leave the room, when her 👁 fell upon a little
+🍾 that stood near the looking-🍷. There was 🙊 🏷 this time
+with the words '🚱 ME,' but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it
+to her 💋. 'I know SOMETHING interesting is sure to happen,' she said
+to herself, 'whenever I eat or 🚱 anything; so I'll just 🙈 what
+this 🍾 does. I do hope it'll make me grow large again, for really
+I'm quite 😩 of being such a tiny little thing!'
+
+It did so indeed, and much sooner than she had expected: before she had
+drunk half the 🍾, she found her 🗣 pressing against the ceiling,
+and had to stoop to save her neck from being 💔. She hastily put
+📩 the 🍾, saying to herself 'That's quite enough--I hope I shan't
+grow any more--As it is, I can't get out at the 🚪--I do wish I hadn't
+drunk quite so much!'
+
+Alas! it was too late to wish that! She went on growing, and growing,
+and very 🔜 had to kneel 📩 on the 🤣: in another minute there
+was 🚯 even room for this, and she tried the effect of lying 📩 with
+1️⃣ elbow against the 🚪, and the other arm ➰ round her 🗣.
+Still she went on growing, and, as a last resource, she put 1️⃣ arm out
+of the window, and 1️⃣ foot 🆙 the chimney, and said to herself 'Now I
+can do 🙊 more, whatever happens. What WILL become of me?'
+
+Luckily for Alice, the little magic 🍾 had now had its 🌝 effect,
+and she grew 🙊 larger: still it was very uncomfortable, and, as there
+seemed to be 🙊 sort of chance of her ever getting out of the room
+again, 🙊 wonder she felt unhappy.
+
+'It was much pleasanter at 🏡,' 💭 poor Alice, 'when 1️⃣ wasn't
+always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and
+🐰. I almost wish I hadn't gone 📩 that 🐇-🕳--and yet--and
+yet--it's rather curious, you know, this sort of life! I do wonder what
+CAN have happened to me! When I 🇻🇮 to read fairy-tales, I fancied that
+kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of 1️⃣!
+There ought to be a 📗 written about me, that there ought! And when I
+grow 🆙, I'll ✍ 1️⃣--but I'm grown 🆙 now,' she added in a sorrowful
+🏽; 'at least there's 🙊 room to grow 🆙 any more HERE.'
+
+'But then,' 💭 Alice, 'shall I NEVER get any older than I am
+now? That'll be a comfort, 1️⃣ way--never to be an 🗝 👩--but
+then--always to have lessons to learn! Oh, I shouldn't like THAT!'
+
+'Oh, you foolish Alice!' she answered herself. 'How can you learn
+lessons in here? Why, there's hardly room for YOU, and 🙊 room at all
+for any lesson-📚!'
+
+And so she went on, taking 🥇 1️⃣ side and then the other, and making
+quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she 🇭🇲
+a voice outside, and 🛑 to listen.
+
+'Mary Ann! Mary Ann!' said the voice. 'Fetch me my 🥊 this moment!'
+Then came a little pattering of 🐾 on the stairs. Alice knew it was
+the 🐇 coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the
+🏡, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large
+as the 🐇, and had 🙊 reason to be afraid of it.
+
+🎁 the 🐇 came 🆙 to the 🚪, and tried to 📬 it; but, as
+the 🚪 😅 inwards, and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it,
+that attempt proved a failure. Alice 🇭🇲 it say to itself 'Then I'll
+go round and get in at the window.'
+
+'THAT you 😤't' 💭 Alice, and, after waiting till she fancied
+she 🇭🇲 the 🐇 just under the window, she suddenly spread out her
+✌, and made a snatch in the air. She did 🚯 get 👬 of anything,
+but she 🇭🇲 a little shriek and a fall, and a crash of 💔 🍷,
+from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a
+🥒-🖼, or something of the sort.
+
+Next came an 💢 voice--the 🐇's--'Pat! Pat! Where are you?' And
+then a voice she had never 🇭🇲 before, 'Sure then I'm here! Digging
+for apples, yer honour!'
+
+'Digging for apples, indeed!' said the 🐇 angrily. 'Here! Come and
+🆘 me out of THIS!' (Sounds of more 💔 🍷.)
+
+'Now tell me, Pat, what's that in the window?'
+
+'Sure, it's an arm, yer honour!' (He pronounced it 'arrum.')
+
+'An arm, you goose! Who ever saw 1️⃣ that size? Why, it fills the whole
+window!'
+
+'Sure, it does, yer honour: but it's an arm for all that.'
+
+'Well, it's got 🙊 business there, at any rate: go and take it away!'
+
+There was a long silence after this, and Alice could only 🙉 whispers
+now and then; such as, 'Sure, I don't like it, yer honour, at all, at
+all!' 'Do as I tell you, you coward!' and at last she spread out her
+✌ again, and made another snatch in the air. This time there were
+2️⃣ little shrieks, and more sounds of 💔 🍷. 'What a number of
+🥒-🖼 there must be!' 💭 Alice. 'I wonder what they'll do
+next! As for pulling me out of the window, I only wish they COULD! I'm
+sure I don't want to stay in here any longer!'
+
+She waited for some time without 🙉 anything more: at last came a
+rumbling of little 🤸, and the sound of a good many voices
+all talking together: she made out the words: 'Where's the other
+ladder?--Why, I hadn't to bring but 1️⃣; 💶's got the other--💶!
+fetch it here, lad!--Here, put 'em 🆙 at this corner--🙊, tie 'em
+together 🥇--they don't reach half 🔊 enough yet--Oh! they'll
+do well enough; don't be particular--Here, 💶! catch 👬 of this
+rope--Will the roof 🐨?--Mind that loose slate--Oh, it's coming
+📩! 🗣 below!' (a 📢 crash)--'Now, who did that?--It was 💶, I
+fancy--Who's to go 📩 the chimney?--Nay, I shan't! YOU do it!--That I
+😤't, then!--💶's to go 📩--Here, 💶! the master says you're to
+go 📩 the chimney!'
+
+'Oh! So 💶's got to come 📩 the chimney, has he?' said Alice to
+herself. 'Shy, they seem to put everything upon 💶! I wouldn't be in
+💶's place for a good deal: this fireplace is narrow, to be sure; but
+I THINK I can 🛴 a little!'
+
+She drew her foot as far 📩 the chimney as she could, and waited
+till she 🇭🇲 a little animal (she couldn't guess of what sort it was)
+scratching and scrambling about in the chimney close above her: then,
+saying to herself 'This is 💶,' she gave 1️⃣ sharp 🛴, and waited to
+🙈 what would happen next.
+
+The 🥇 thing she 🇭🇲 was a general chorus of 'There goes 💶!'
+then the 🐇's voice along--'Catch him, you by the hedge!' then
+silence, and then another confusion of voices--'👬 🆙 his 🗣--Brandy
+now--Don't choke him--How was it, 🗝 fellow? What happened to you? Tell
+us all about it!'
+
+Last came a little feeble, squeaking voice, ('That's 💶,' 💭
+Alice,) 'Well, I hardly know--🙊 more, thank ye; I'm better now--but I'm
+a deal too flustered to tell you--all I know is, something comes at me
+like a 🎃-in-the-🗳, and 🆙 I goes like a sky-🚀!'
+
+'So you did, 🗝 fellow!' said the others.
+
+'We must burn the 🏡 📩!' said the 🐇's voice; and Alice 🤙
+out as 📢 as she could, 'If you do. I'll 📐 Dinah at you!'
+
+There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice 💭 to herself, 'I
+wonder what they WILL do next! If they had any sense, they'd take the
+roof 📴.' After a minute or 2️⃣, they began moving about again, and
+Alice 🇭🇲 the 🐇 say, 'A barrowful will do, to begin with.'
+
+'A barrowful of WHAT?' 💭 Alice; but she had 🚯 long to 🤷,
+for the next moment a 🚿 of little pebbles came rattling in at the
+window, and some of them 🎯 her in the 😡. 'I'll put a ⏹ to this,'
+she said to herself, and shouted out, 'You'd better 🚯 do that again!'
+which produced another dead silence.
+
+Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into
+little 🍥 as they lay on the 🤣, and a 🌞 💡 came into her
+🗣. 'If I eat 1️⃣ of these 🍰,' she 💭, 'it's sure to make
+SOME change in my size; and as it can't possibly make me larger, it must
+make me smaller, I suppose.'
+
+So she swallowed 1️⃣ of the 🍰, and was delighted to find that she
+began shrinking directly. As 🔜 as she was 🦐 enough to get through
+the 🚪, she ran out of the 🏡, and found quite a crowd of little
+animals and 🦆 waiting outside. The poor little 🦎, 💶, was
+in the middle, being held 🆙 by 2️⃣ 🇵🇬-🐷, who were giving it
+something out of a 🍾. They all made a rush at Alice the moment she
+appeared; but she ran 📴 as hard as she could, and 🔜 found herself
+safe in a thick wood.
+
+'The 🥇 thing I've got to do,' said Alice to herself, as she wandered
+about in the wood, 'is to grow to my ⏯ size again; and the 🥈
+thing is to find my way into that 😍 🏡. I think that will be
+the best plan.'
+
+It sounded an excellent plan, 🙊 🤷, and very neatly and simply
+arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had 🚯 the smallest 💡
+how to 📐 about it; and while she was peering about anxiously among
+the 🎄, a little sharp bark just over her 🗣 made her look 🆙 in a
+great hurry.
+
+An enormous puppy was looking 📩 at her with large round 👀, and
+feebly stretching out 1️⃣ 🐾, trying to touch her. 'Poor little thing!'
+said Alice, in a coaxing 🏽, and she tried hard to whistle to it; but
+she was terribly frightened all the time at the 💭 that it might be
+hungry, in which case it would be very likely to eat her 🆙 in spite of
+all her coaxing.
+
+Hardly knowing what she did, she ⛏ 🆙 a little bit of 🏒, and
+held it out to the puppy; whereupon the puppy jumped into the air 📴
+all its 🐾 at once, with a yelp of delight, and rushed at the 🏒,
+and made believe to worry it; then Alice dodged behind a great thistle,
+to keep herself from being run over; and the moment she appeared on the
+other side, the puppy made another rush at the 🏒, and tumbled 🗣
+over 👠 in its hurry to get 👬 of it; then Alice, thinking it was
+very like having a 🎲 of ⏯ with a 🛒-🐎, and expecting every
+moment to be trampled under its 🐾, ran round the thistle again; then
+the puppy began a series of short charges at the 🏒, 💨 a very
+little way ⏩ each time and a long way 🔙, and barking hoarsely
+all the while, till at last it sat 📩 a good way 📴, panting, with
+its 👅 hanging out of its 👄, and its great 👀 half shut.
+
+This seemed to Alice a good opportunity for making her escape; so she
+📐 📴 at once, and ran till she was quite 😩 and out of breath, and
+till the puppy's bark sounded quite faint in the distance.
+
+'And yet what a dear little puppy it was!' said Alice, as she leant
+against a buttercup to rest herself, and fanned herself with 1️⃣ of the
+leaves: 'I should have liked teaching it tricks very much, if--if I'd
+only been the ⏯ size to do it! Oh dear! I'd nearly forgotten that
+I've got to grow 🆙 again! Let me 🙈--how IS it to be managed? I
+suppose I ought to eat or 🚱 something or other; but the great
+❓ is, what?'
+
+The great ❓ certainly was, what? Alice looked all round her at
+the 🥀 and the blades of grass, but she did 🚯 🙈 anything that
+looked like the ⏯ thing to eat or 🚱 under the circumstances.
+There was a large 🍄 growing near her, about the same height as
+herself; and when she had looked under it, and on both sides of it, and
+behind it, it occurred to her that she might as well look and 🙈 what
+was on the 🔝 of it.
+
+She stretched herself 🆙 on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of the
+🍄, and her 👀 immediately met those of a large caterpillar,
+that was sitting on the 🔝 with its arms folded, quietly 🚭 a long
+hookah, and taking 🚯 the smallest notice of her or of anything else.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V. Advice from a Caterpillar
+
+The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence:
+at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its 👄, and addressed
+her in a languid, sleepy voice.
+
+'Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.
+
+This was 🚯 an encouraging 😄 for a conversation. Alice replied,
+rather shyly, 'I--I hardly know, sir, just at 🎁--at least I know
+who I WAS when I got 🆙 this 🌅, but I think I must have been
+changed several times since then.'
+
+'What do you mean by that?' said the Caterpillar sternly. 'Explain
+yourself!'
+
+'I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, 'because I'm 🚯
+myself, you 🙈.'
+
+'I don't 🙈,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely,
+'for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many
+different sizes in a day is very confusing.'
+
+'It isn't,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice; 'but when you
+have to turn into a chrysalis--you will some day, you know--and then
+after that into a 🦋, I should think you'll feel it a little
+queer, 😤't you?'
+
+'🚯 a bit,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'Well, perhaps your feelings may be different,' said Alice; 'all I know
+is, it would feel very queer to ME.'
+
+'You!' said the Caterpillar contemptuously. 'Who are YOU?'
+
+Which brought them 🔙 again to the beginning of the conversation.
+Alice felt a little irritated at the Caterpillar's making such VERY
+short remarks, and she drew herself 🆙 and said, very gravely, 'I think,
+you ought to tell me who YOU are, 🥇.'
+
+'Why?' said the Caterpillar.
+
+Here was another puzzling ❓; and as Alice could 🚯 think of any
+good reason, and as the Caterpillar seemed to be in a VERY unpleasant
+state of mind, she turned away.
+
+'Come 🔙!' the Caterpillar 📲 after her. 'I've something important
+to say!'
+
+This sounded promising, certainly: Alice turned and came 🔙 again.
+
+'Keep your temper,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'Is that all?' said Alice, swallowing 📩 her anger as well as she
+could.
+
+'🙊,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+Alice 💭 she might as well wait, as she had nothing else to do, and
+perhaps after all it might tell her something worth 🙉. For some
+minutes it puffed away without 🗣, but at last it unfolded its
+arms, took the hookah out of its 👄 again, and said, 'So you think
+you're changed, do you?'
+
+'I'm afraid I am, sir,' said Alice; 'I can't remember things as I
+🇻🇮--and I don't keep the same size for 🔟 minutes together!'
+
+'Can't remember WHAT things?' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'Well, I've tried to say "HOW DOTH THE LITTLE BUSY 🐝," but it all came
+different!' Alice replied in a very melancholy voice.
+
+'🔁, "YOU ARE 🗝, 👪 WILLIAM,"' said the Caterpillar.
+
+Alice folded her ✊, and began:--
+
+   'You are 🗝, 👪 William,' the 🌱 👨 said,
+    'And your hair has become very white;
+   And yet you incessantly stand on your 🗣--
+    Do you think, at your age, it is ⏯?'
+
+   'In my youth,' 👪 William replied to his son,
+    'I 😱 it might injure the brain;
+   But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
+    Why, I do it again and again.'
+
+   'You are 🗝,' said the youth, 'as I mentioned before,
+    And have grown most uncommonly fat;
+   Yet you turned a 🔙-somersault in at the 🚪--
+    Pray, what is the reason of that?'
+
+   'In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his grey 🔑,
+    'I kept all my limbs very supple
+   By the 🇺🇲 of this ointment--1️⃣ shilling the 🗳--
+    Allow me to sell you a 👨‍❤️‍👨?'
+
+   'You are 🗝,' said the youth, 'and your jaws are too weak
+    For anything tougher than suet;
+   Yet you finished the goose, with the 🍗 and the beak--
+    Pray how did you manage to do it?'
+
+   'In my youth,' said his 👪, 'I took to the law,
+    And argued each case with my wife;
+   And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
+    Has lasted the rest of my life.'
+
+   'You are 🗝,' said the youth, '1️⃣ would hardly suppose
+    That your 👁 was as steady as ever;
+   Yet you balanced an eel on the 🔚 of your 👃--
+    What made you so awfully clever?'
+
+   'I have answered 🔊 ⁉, and that is enough,'
+    Said his 👪; 'don't give yourself airs!
+   Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
+    Be 📴, or I'll 🛴 you 📩 stairs!'
+
+
+'That is 🚯 said ⏯,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'🚯 QUITE ⏯, I'm afraid,' said Alice, timidly; 'some of the words
+have got altered.'
+
+'It is wrong from beginning to 🔚,' said the Caterpillar decidedly, and
+there was silence for some minutes.
+
+The Caterpillar was the 🥇 to 🗣.
+
+'What size do you want to be?' it 🙏.
+
+'Oh, I'm 🚯 particular as to size,' Alice hastily replied; 'only 1️⃣
+doesn't like changing so often, you know.'
+
+'I DON'T know,' said the Caterpillar.
+
+Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in her life
+before, and she felt that she was losing her temper.
+
+'Are you content now?' said the Caterpillar.
+
+'Well, I should like to be a LITTLE larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind,'
+said Alice: '🔊 inches is such a wretched height to be.'
+
+'It is a very good height indeed!' said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing
+itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly 🔊 inches 🔊).
+
+'But I'm 🚯 🇻🇮 to it!' pleaded poor Alice in a piteous 🏽. And
+she 💭 of herself, 'I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily
+offended!'
+
+'You'll get 🇺🇲 to it in time,' said the Caterpillar; and it put the
+hookah into its 👄 and began 🚭 again.
+
+This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to 🗣 again. In
+a minute or 2️⃣ the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its 👄
+and yawned once or twice, and shook itself. Then it got 📩 📴 the
+🍄, and crawled away in the grass, merely remarking as it went,
+'1️⃣ side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you
+grow shorter.'
+
+'1️⃣ side of WHAT? The other side of WHAT?' 💭 Alice to herself.
+
+'Of the 🍄,' said the Caterpillar, just as if she had 🙏 it
+aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.
+
+Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the 🍄 for a minute, trying
+to make out which were the 2️⃣ sides of it; and as it was perfectly
+round, she found this a very difficult ❓. However, at last she
+stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke 📴 a bit
+of the edge with each ✌.
+
+'And now which is which?' she said to herself, and nibbled a little of
+the ⏯-✌ bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent
+🌬 underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!
+
+She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt
+that there was 🙊 time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly; so she
+📐 to work at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed
+so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to 📬 her
+👄; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the
+lefthand bit.
+
+
+  *    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+  *    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+'Come, my 🗣's 🆓 at last!' said Alice in a 🏽 of delight, which
+changed into ⏰ in another moment, when she found that her shoulders
+were nowhere to be found: all she could 🙈, when she looked 📩, was
+an immense length of neck, which seemed to 💹 like a stalk out of a
+⛵ of 🍏 leaves that lay far below her.
+
+'What CAN all that 🍏 stuff be?' said Alice. 'And where HAVE my
+shoulders got to? And oh, my poor 🤘, how is it I can't 🙈 you?'
+She was moving them about as she spoke, but 🙊 result seemed to follow,
+except a little 🤝 among the distant 🍏 leaves.
+
+As there seemed to be 🙊 chance of getting her 🙆 🆙 to her 🗣, she
+tried to get her 🗣 📩 to them, and was delighted to find that her
+neck would bend about easily in any ↖, like a ⛎. She had
+just succeeded in curving it 📩 into a graceful zigzag, and was going
+to dive in among the leaves, which she found to be nothing but the 🎩
+of the 🎄 under which she had been wandering, when a sharp hiss made
+her draw 🔙 in a hurry: a large pigeon had flown into her 😡, and
+was beating her violently with its wings.
+
+'⛎!' 😱 the Pigeon.
+
+'I'm 🚯 a ⛎!' said Alice indignantly. 'Let me alone!'
+
+'⛎, I say again!' 🔁 the Pigeon, but in a more subdued 🏽,
+and added with a kind of 😭, 'I've tried every way, and nothing seems
+to ♣ them!'
+
+'I haven't the least 💡 what you're talking about,' said Alice.
+
+'I've tried the roots of 🌴, and I've tried 💷, and I've tried
+hedges,' the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; 'but those
+⛎! There's 🙊 pleasing them!'
+
+Alice was more and more puzzled, but she 💭 there was 🙊 🇺🇲 in
+saying anything more till the Pigeon had finished.
+
+'As if it wasn't trouble enough hatching the 🥚,' said the Pigeon;
+'but I must be on the look-out for 🐍 🌉 and day! Why, I
+haven't had a 😜 of 😴 these 🔊 weeks!'
+
+'I'm very sorry you've been annoyed,' said Alice, who was beginning to
+🙈 its meaning.
+
+'And just as I'd taken the highest 🎋 in the wood,' continued the
+Pigeon, raising its voice to a shriek, 'and just as I was thinking I
+should be 🆓 of them at last, they must needs come wriggling 📩 from
+the sky! Ugh, ⛎!'
+
+'But I'm 🚯 a ⛎, I tell you!' said Alice. 'I'm a--I'm a--'
+
+'Well! WHAT are you?' said the Pigeon. 'I can 🙈 you're trying to
+invent something!'
+
+'I--I'm a little 👧,' said Alice, rather doubtfully, as she remembered
+the number of changes she had gone through that day.
+
+'A likely story indeed!' said the Pigeon in a 🏽 of the deepest
+contempt. 'I've seen a good many little 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 in my time, but never 1️⃣
+with such a neck as that! 🙊, 🙊! You're a ⛎; and there's 🙊 🇻🇮
+denying it. I suppose you'll be telling me next that you never tasted an
+🥚!'
+
+'I HAVE tasted 🥚, certainly,' said Alice, who was a very truthful
+🚸; 'but little 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 eat 🥚 quite as much as 🐍 do, you
+know.'
+
+'I don't believe it,' said the Pigeon; 'but if they do, why then they're
+a kind of ⛎, that's all I can say.'
+
+This was such a 🇳🇿 💡 to Alice, that she was quite 🔇 for a
+minute or 2️⃣, which gave the Pigeon the opportunity of adding, 'You're
+looking for 🥚, I know THAT well enough; and what does it matter to me
+whether you're a little 👧 or a ⛎?'
+
+'It matters a good deal to ME,' said Alice hastily; 'but I'm 🚯 looking
+for 🥚, as it happens; and if I was, I shouldn't want YOURS: I don't
+like them raw.'
+
+'Well, be 📴, then!' said the Pigeon in a sulky 🏽, as it settled
+📩 again into its nest. Alice crouched 📩 among the 🌴 as well as
+she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and
+every now and then she had to ⏹ and untwist it. After a while she
+remembered that she still held the pieces of 🍄 in her ✊, and
+she 📐 to work very carefully, nibbling 🥇 at 1️⃣ and then at the
+other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had
+succeeded in bringing herself 📩 to her usual height.
+
+It was so long since she had been anything near the ⏯ size, that it
+felt quite strange at 🥇; but she got 🇺🇲 to it in a few minutes,
+and began talking to herself, as usual. 'Come, there's half my plan done
+now! How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going
+to be, from 1️⃣ minute to another! However, I've got 🔙 to my ⏯
+size: the next thing is, to get into that beautiful 🏡--how IS that
+to be done, I wonder?' As she said this, she came suddenly upon an 📬
+place, with a little 🏡 in it about 🕓 🐾 🔊. 'Whoever lives
+there,' 💭 Alice, 'it'll never do to come upon them THIS size: why,
+I should frighten them out of their wits!' So she began nibbling at the
+righthand bit again, and did 🚯 venture to go near the 🏡 till she
+had brought herself 📩 to 🕤 inches 🔊.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI. 🐖 and 🌶
+
+For a minute or 2️⃣ she stood looking at the 🏡, and wondering what
+to do next, when suddenly a footman in livery came 💨 out of the
+wood--(she considered him to be a footman because he was in livery:
+otherwise, judging by his 😡 only, she would have 🤙 him a
+🐟)--and rapped loudly at the 🚪 with his knuckles. It was 👐
+by another footman in livery, with a round 😡, and large 👀 like a
+🐸; and both footmen, Alice noticed, had powdered hair that ➰ all
+over their 🗣. She felt very curious to know what it was all about,
+and crept a little way out of the wood to listen.
+
+The 🐟-Footman began by producing from under his arm a great 📨,
+nearly as large as himself, and this he ✊ over to the other,
+saying, in a solemn 🏽, 'For the Duchess. An invitation from the 👑
+to ⏯ croquet.' The 🐸-Footman 🔁, in the same solemn 🏽,
+only changing the order of the words a little, 'From the 👑. An
+invitation for the Duchess to ⏯ croquet.'
+
+Then they both 🏹 🔅, and their ➰ got entangled together.
+
+Alice 🤣 so much at this, that she had to run 🔙 into the
+wood for 😱 of their 🙉 her; and when she next peeped out the
+🐟-Footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the
+🚪, staring stupidly 🆙 into the sky.
+
+Alice went timidly 🆙 to the 🚪, and knocked.
+
+'There's 🙊 sort of 🇺🇲 in knocking,' said the Footman, 'and that for
+2️⃣ reasons. 🥇, because I'm on the same side of the 🚪 as you
+are; secondly, because they're making such a noise inside, 🙊 1️⃣ could
+possibly 🙉 you.' And certainly there was a most extraordinary noise
+going on within--a constant howling and sneezing, and every now and then
+a great crash, as if a 📡 or kettle had been 💔 to pieces.
+
+'Please, then,' said Alice, 'how am I to get in?'
+
+'There might be some sense in your knocking,' the Footman went on
+without attending to her, 'if we had the 🚪 between us. For instance,
+if you were 💠, you might knock, and I could let you out, you know.'
+He was looking 🆙 into the sky all the time he was 🗣, and this
+Alice 💭 decidedly uncivil. 'But perhaps he can't 🆘 it,' she
+said to herself; 'his 👀 are so VERY nearly at the 🔝 of his 🗣.
+But at any rate he might answer ❓.--How am I to get in?' she
+🔁, aloud.
+
+'I shall sit here,' the Footman remarked, 'till tomorrow--'
+
+At this moment the 🚪 of the 🏡 😆, and a large 🍽 came
+skimming out, straight at the Footman's 🗣: it just grazed his 👃,
+and broke to pieces against 1️⃣ of the 🌳 behind him.
+
+'--or next day, maybe,' the Footman continued in the same 🏽, exactly
+as if nothing had happened.
+
+'How am I to get in?' 🙏 Alice again, in a louder 🏽.
+
+'ARE you to get in at all?' said the Footman. 'That's the 🥇
+❓, you know.'
+
+It was, 🙊 🤷: only Alice did 🚯 like to be told so. 'It's really
+dreadful,' she muttered to herself, 'the way all the creatures argue.
+It's enough to drive 1️⃣ crazy!'
+
+The Footman seemed to think this a good opportunity for 🔁 his
+remark, with variations. 'I shall sit here,' he said, 'on and 📴, for
+days and days.'
+
+'But what am I to do?' said Alice.
+
+'Anything you like,' said the Footman, and began whistling.
+
+'Oh, there's 🙊 🇻🇮 in talking to him,' said Alice desperately: 'he's
+perfectly idiotic!' And she 👐 the 🚪 and went in.
+
+The 🚪 led ⏯ into a large kitchen, which was 🌝 of smoke from
+1️⃣ 🔚 to the other: the Duchess was sitting on a 🔊-🍗 stool in
+the middle, nursing a 👶; the 🇨🇰 was leaning over the 🔥, stirring
+a large cauldron which seemed to be 🌝 of soup.
+
+'There's certainly too much 🌶 in that soup!' Alice said to herself,
+as well as she could for sneezing.
+
+There was certainly too much of it in the air. Even the Duchess
+sneezed occasionally; and as for the 👶, it was sneezing and howling
+alternately without a moment's ⏸. The only things in the kitchen
+that did 🚯 sneeze, were the 🇨🇰, and a large 🐈 which was sitting on
+the hearth and 😀 from 👂 to 👂.
+
+'Please would you tell me,' said Alice, a little timidly, for she was
+🚯 quite sure whether it was good manners for her to 🗣 🥇, 'why
+your 🐈 😀 like that?'
+
+'It's a Cheshire 🐈,' said the Duchess, 'and that's why. 🐖!'
+
+She said the last word with such sudden violence that Alice quite
+jumped; but she saw in another moment that it was addressed to the 👶,
+and 🚯 to her, so she took courage, and went on again:--
+
+'I didn't know that Cheshire 😹 always 😸; in fact, I didn't know
+that 😺 COULD 😸.'
+
+'They all can,' said the Duchess; 'and most of 'em do.'
+
+'I don't know of any that do,' Alice said very politely, feeling quite
+pleased to have got into a conversation.
+
+'You don't know much,' said the Duchess; 'and that's a fact.'
+
+Alice did 🚯 at all like the 🏽 of this remark, and 💭 it would
+be as well to introduce some other subject of conversation. While she
+was trying to fix on 1️⃣, the 🇨🇰 took the cauldron of soup 📴 the
+🔥, and at once 📐 to work throwing everything within her reach at
+the Duchess and the 👶--the 🔥-irons came 🥇; then followed a
+🚿 of saucepans, 🍽, and 📡. The Duchess took 🙊 notice of
+them even when they 🎯 her; and the 👶 was howling so much already,
+that it was quite impossible to say whether the 🌬 🤕 it or 🚯.
+
+'Oh, 🙏 mind what you're doing!' cried Alice, jumping 🆙 and 📩 in
+an agony of terror. 'Oh, there goes his PRECIOUS 👃'; as an unusually
+large saucepan flew close by it, and very nearly carried it 📴.
+
+'If everybody minded their own business,' the Duchess said in a hoarse
+growl, 'the 🌏 would go round a deal faster than it does.'
+
+'Which would 🚯 be an advantage,' said Alice, who felt very glad to get
+an opportunity of showing 📴 a little of her knowledge. 'Just think of
+what work it would make with the day and 🌉! You 🙈 the 🌐 takes
+twenty-🕓 hours to turn round on its axis--'
+
+'Talking of axes,' said the Duchess, 'chop 📴 her 🗣!'
+
+Alice glanced rather anxiously at the 🇨🇰, to 🙈 if she meant to take
+the hint; but the 🇨🇰 was busily stirring the soup, and seemed 🚯 to
+be listening, so she went on again: 'Twenty-🕓 hours, I THINK; or is
+it 🕧? I--'
+
+'Oh, don't bother ME,' said the Duchess; 'I never could abide figures!'
+And with that she began nursing her 🚸 again, singing a sort of
+lullaby to it as she did so, and giving it a violent 🤝 at the 🔚 of
+every line:
+
+   '🗣 roughly to your little 👦,
+    And beat him when he sneezes:
+   He only does it to annoy,
+    Because he knows it teases.'
+
+         CHORUS.
+
+ (In which the 🇨🇰 and the 👶 joined):--
+
+       'Wow! wow! wow!'
+
+While the Duchess sang the 🥈 verse of the song, she kept tossing
+the 👶 violently 🆙 and 📩, and the poor little thing howled so,
+that Alice could hardly 🙉 the words:--
+
+   'I 🗣 severely to my 👦,
+    I beat him when he sneezes;
+   For he can thoroughly enjoy
+    The 🌶 when he pleases!'
+
+         CHORUS.
+
+       'Wow! wow! wow!'
+
+'Here! you may nurse it a bit, if you like!' the Duchess said to Alice,
+flinging the 👶 at her as she spoke. 'I must go and get ready to ⏯
+croquet with the 👑,' and she hurried out of the room. The 🇨🇰 threw
+a frying-🥘 after her as she went out, but it just missed her.
+
+Alice caught the 👶 with some difficulty, as it was a queer-shaped
+little 👺, and held out its arms and 🍗 in all directions, 'just
+like a 🌠-🐟,' 💭 Alice. The poor little thing was snorting
+like a 🚂-🚒 when she caught it, and kept doubling itself 🆙 and
+straightening itself out again, so that altogether, for the 🥇 minute
+or 2️⃣, it was as much as she could do to 👬 it.
+
+As 🔜 as she had made out the proper way of nursing it, (which was to
+twist it 🆙 into a sort of knot, and then keep tight 👬 of its ⏯
+👂 and ◀ foot, so as to prevent its undoing itself,) she carried
+it out into the 📬 air. 'IF I don't take this 🚸 away with me,'
+💭 Alice, 'they're sure to kill it in a day or 2️⃣: wouldn't it be
+murder to leave it behind?' She said the last words out 📢, and the
+little thing grunted in reply (it had ◀ 📴 sneezing by this time).
+'Don't grunt,' said Alice; 'that's 🚯 at all a proper way of expressing
+yourself.'
+
+The 👶 grunted again, and Alice looked very anxiously into its 😡 to
+🙈 what was the matter with it. There could be 🙊 🤷 that it had
+a VERY turn-🆙 👃, much more like a snout than a real 👃; also its
+👀 were getting extremely 🦐 for a 👶: altogether Alice did 🚯
+like the look of the thing at all. 'But perhaps it was only 😭,'
+she 💭, and looked into its 👀 again, to 🙈 if there were any
+😂.
+
+🙊, there were 🙊 😿. 'If you're going to turn into a 🐖, my dear,'
+said Alice, seriously, 'I'll have nothing more to do with you. Mind
+now!' The poor little thing 😭 again (or grunted, it was impossible
+to say which), and they went on for some while in silence.
+
+Alice was just beginning to think to herself, 'Now, what am I to do with
+this 👺 when I get it 🏡?' when it grunted again, so violently,
+that she looked 📩 into its 😡 in some ⏰. This time there could
+be 🙊 mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a 🐖, and she
+felt that it would be quite absurd for her to carry it further.
+
+So she 📐 the little 👺 📩, and felt quite 😌 to 🙈
+it trot away quietly into the wood. 'If it had grown 🆙,' she said
+to herself, 'it would have made a dreadfully ugly 🚸: but it makes
+rather a handsome 🐖, I think.' And she began thinking over other
+children she knew, who might do very well as 🐷, and was just saying
+to herself, 'if 1️⃣ only knew the ⏯ way to change them--' when she
+was a little startled by 🙈 the Cheshire 🐈 sitting on a bough of a
+🎋 a few yards 📴.
+
+The 🐈 only 😸 when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she
+💭: still it had VERY long claws and a great many teeth, so she
+felt that it ought to be treated with respect.
+
+'Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did 🚯 at all know
+whether it would like the Brow.: however, it only 😁 a little wider.
+'Come, it's pleased so far,' 💭 Alice, and she went on. 'Would you
+tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
+
+'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the 🐈.
+
+'I don't much 💅 where--' said Alice.
+
+'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the 🐈.
+
+'--so long as I get SOMEWHERE,' Alice added as an explanation.
+
+'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the 🐈, 'if you only 🚶 long
+enough.'
+
+Alice felt that this could 🚯 be denied, so she tried another ❓.
+'What sort of people live about here?'
+
+'In THAT ↖,' the 🐈 said, 🏴 its ⏯ 🐾 round, 'lives
+a Hatter: and in THAT ↖,' 🏴 the other 🐾, 'lives a March
+Hare. Visit either you like: they're both 😠.'
+
+'But I don't want to go among 😠 people,' Alice remarked.
+
+'Oh, you can't 🆘 that,' said the 🐈: 'we're all 😠 here. I'm 😠.
+You're 😠.'
+
+'How do you know I'm 😠?' said Alice.
+
+'You must be,' said the 🐈, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'
+
+Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on 'And how
+do you know that you're 😠?'
+
+'To begin with,' said the 🐈, 'a 🐕's 🚯 😠. You grant that?'
+
+'I suppose so,' said Alice.
+
+'Well, then,' the 🐈 went on, 'you 🙈, a 🐕 growls when it's 💢,
+and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and
+wag my tail when I'm 💢. Therefore I'm 😠.'
+
+'I 📲 it purring, 🚯 growling,' said Alice.
+
+'📲 it what you like,' said the 🐈. 'Do you ⏯ croquet with the
+👑 to-day?'
+
+'I should like it very much,' said Alice, 'but I haven't been invited
+yet.'
+
+'You'll 🙈 me there,' said the 🐈, and vanished.
+
+Alice was 🚯 much 🙀 at this, she was getting so 🇻🇮 to queer
+things happening. While she was looking at the place where it had been,
+it suddenly appeared again.
+
+'By-the-bye, what became of the 👶?' said the 🐈. 'I'd nearly
+forgotten to 🙏.'
+
+'It turned into a 🐖,' Alice quietly said, just as if it had come 🔙
+in a natural way.
+
+'I 💭 it would,' said the 🐈, and vanished again.
+
+Alice waited a little, half expecting to 🙈 it again, but it did 🚯
+appear, and after a minute or 2️⃣ she 🚶 on in the ↖ in
+which the March Hare was said to live. 'I've seen hatters before,' she
+said to herself; 'the March Hare will be much the most interesting, and
+perhaps as this is May it 😤't be raving 😠--at least 🚯 so 😠 as
+it was in March.' As she said this, she looked 🆙, and there was the 🐈
+again, sitting on a branch of a 🎋.
+
+'Did you say 🐖, or fig?' said the 🐈.
+
+'I said 🐖,' replied Alice; 'and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and
+vanishing so suddenly: you make 1️⃣ quite giddy.'
+
+'All ⏯,' said the 🐈; and this time it vanished quite slowly,
+beginning with the 🔚 of the tail, and 🔚 with the 😸, which
+remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
+
+'Well! I've often seen a 🐈 without a 😸,' 💭 Alice; 'but a 😸
+without a 🐈! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!'
+
+She had 🚯 gone much farther before she came in sight of the 🏡
+of the March Hare: she 💭 it must be the ⏯ 🏡, because the
+chimneys were shaped like 🌽 and the roof was thatched with fur. It
+was so large a 🏡, that she did 🚯 like to go nearer till she had
+nibbled some more of the lefthand bit of 🍄, and 🙌 herself to
+about 2️⃣ 🐾 🔊: even then she 🚶 🆙 towards it rather timidly,
+saying to herself 'Suppose it should be raving 😠 after all! I almost
+wish I'd gone to 🙈 the Hatter instead!'
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII. A 😠 🍵-Party
+
+There was a table 📐 out under a 🎋 in front of the 🏡, and the
+March Hare and the Hatter were having 🍵 at it: a Dormouse was sitting
+between them, ⏩ asleep, and the other 2️⃣ were 🇺🇲 it as a
+cushion, resting their elbows on it, and talking over its 🗣. 'Very
+uncomfortable for the Dormouse,' 💭 Alice; 'only, as it's asleep, I
+suppose it doesn't mind.'
+
+The table was a large 1️⃣, but the 🔊 were all crowded together at
+1️⃣ corner of it: '🙊 room! 🙊 room!' they cried out when they saw Alice
+coming. 'There's PLENTY of room!' said Alice indignantly, and she sat
+📩 in a large arm-💺 at 1️⃣ 🔚 of the table.
+
+'Have some 🍷,' the March Hare said in an encouraging 🏽.
+
+Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but 🍵.
+'I don't 🙈 any 🍷,' she remarked.
+
+'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.
+
+'Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it,' said Alice angrily.
+
+'It wasn't very civil of you to sit 📩 without being invited,' said
+the March Hare.
+
+'I didn't know it was YOUR table,' said Alice; 'it's laid for a great
+many more than 🔊.'
+
+'Your hair wants cutting,' said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice
+for some time with great curiosity, and this was his 🥇 🗨.
+
+'You should learn 🚯 to make personal remarks,' Alice said with some
+severity; 'it's very rude.'
+
+The Hatter 😃 his 👀 very wide on 🙉 this; but all he SAID
+was, 'Why is a raven like a ✍-desk?'
+
+'Come, we shall have some fun now!' 💭 Alice. 'I'm glad they've
+begun 🙏 riddles.--I believe I can guess that,' she added aloud.
+
+'Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?' said the
+March Hare.
+
+'Exactly so,' said Alice.
+
+'Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.
+
+'I do,' Alice hastily replied; 'at least--at least I mean what I
+say--that's the same thing, you know.'
+
+'🚯 the same thing a bit!' said the Hatter. 'You might just as well say
+that "I 🙈 what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I 🙈"!'
+
+'You might just as well say,' added the March Hare, 'that "I like what I
+get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!'
+
+'You might just as well say,' added the Dormouse, who seemed to be
+talking in his 😴, 'that "I breathe when I 😴" is the same thing
+as "I 😴 when I breathe"!'
+
+'It IS the same thing with you,' said the Hatter, and here the
+conversation 💧, and the party sat 🔇 for a minute, while Alice
+💭 over all she could remember about ravens and ✍-desks,
+which wasn't much.
+
+The Hatter was the 🥇 to 💔 the silence. 'What day of the month
+is it?' he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his ⌚ out of his
+pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, 🤝 it every now and then,
+and 👭 it to his 👂.
+
+Alice considered a little, and then said 'The fourth.'
+
+'2️⃣ days wrong!' sighed the Hatter. 'I told you butter wouldn't ♣
+the works!' he added looking angrily at the March Hare.
+
+'It was the BEST butter,' the March Hare meekly replied.
+
+'Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,' the Hatter grumbled:
+'you shouldn't have put it in with the 🍞-🗡.'
+
+The March Hare took the ⌚ and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped
+it into his 🍶 of 🍵, and looked at it again: but he could think of
+nothing better to say than his 🥇 remark, 'It was the BEST butter,
+you know.'
+
+Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. 'What a
+funny ⌚!' she remarked. 'It tells the day of the month, and doesn't
+tell what 🅾'🕡 it is!'
+
+'Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. 'Does YOUR ⌚ tell you what
+year it is?'
+
+'Of course 🚯,' Alice replied very readily: 'but that's because it
+stays the same year for such a long time together.'
+
+'Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter.
+
+Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter's remark seemed to have 🙊
+sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. 'I don't quite
+understand you,' she said, as politely as she could.
+
+'The Dormouse is asleep again,' said the Hatter, and he poured a little
+♨ 🍵 upon its 👃.
+
+The Dormouse shook its 🗣 impatiently, and said, without 😆 its
+👀, 'Of course, of course; just what I was going to remark myself.'
+
+'Have you guessed the riddle yet?' the Hatter said, turning to Alice
+again.
+
+'🙊, I give it 🆙,' Alice replied: 'what's the answer?'
+
+'I haven't the slightest 💡,' said the Hatter.
+
+'Nor I,' said the March Hare.
+
+Alice sighed wearily. 'I think you might do something better with the
+time,' she said, 'than waste it in 🙏 riddles that have 🙊 answers.'
+
+'If you knew Time as well as I do,' said the Hatter, 'you wouldn't talk
+about wasting IT. It's HIM.'
+
+'I don't know what you mean,' said Alice.
+
+'Of course you don't!' the Hatter said, tossing his 🗣 contemptuously.
+'I dare say you never even spoke to Time!'
+
+'Perhaps 🚯,' Alice cautiously replied: 'but I know I have to beat time
+when I learn 🎶.'
+
+'Ah! that accounts for it,' said the Hatter. 'He 😤't stand beating.
+Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he'd do almost anything
+you liked with the 🕡. For instance, suppose it were 🕤 🅾'🕡 in
+the 🌅, just time to begin lessons: you'd only have to whisper a
+hint to Time, and round goes the 🕡 in a twinkling! Half-past 1️⃣,
+time for dinner!'
+
+('I only wish it was,' the March Hare said to itself in a whisper.)
+
+'That would be grand, certainly,' said Alice thoughtfully: 'but then--I
+shouldn't be hungry for it, you know.'
+
+'🚯 at 🥇, perhaps,' said the Hatter: 'but you could keep it to
+half-past 1️⃣ as long as you liked.'
+
+'Is that the way YOU manage?' Alice 🙏.
+
+The Hatter shook his 🗣 mournfully. '🚯 I!' he replied. 'We
+quarrelled last March--just before HE went 😠, you know--' (👉
+with his 🍵 🥄 at the March Hare,) '--it was at the great concert
+given by the 👑 of 💘, and I had to sing
+
+     "Twinkle, twinkle, little 🦇!
+     How I wonder what you're at!"
+
+You know the song, perhaps?'
+
+'I've 🇭🇲 something like it,' said Alice.
+
+'It goes on, you know,' the Hatter continued, 'in this way:--
+
+     "🆙 above the 🌏 you 💸,
+     Like a 🍵-📥 in the sky.
+         Twinkle, twinkle--"'
+
+Here the Dormouse shook itself, and began singing in its 😴 'Twinkle,
+twinkle, twinkle, twinkle--' and went on so long that they had to pinch
+it to make it ⏹.
+
+'Well, I'd hardly finished the 🥇 verse,' said the Hatter, 'when the
+👑 jumped 🆙 and bawled out, "He's murdering the time! 📴 with his
+🗣!"'
+
+'How dreadfully savage!' exclaimed Alice.
+
+'And ever since that,' the Hatter went on in a mournful 🏽, 'he 😤't
+do a thing I 🙏! It's always 6️⃣ 🅾'🕡 now.'
+
+A 🌞 💡 came into Alice's 🗣. 'Is that the reason so many
+🍵-things are put out here?' she 🙏.
+
+'Yes, that's it,' said the Hatter with a sigh: 'it's always 🍵-time,
+and we've 🙊 time to wash the things between whiles.'
+
+'Then you keep moving round, I suppose?' said Alice.
+
+'Exactly so,' said the Hatter: 'as the things get 🇻🇮 🆙.'
+
+'But what happens when you come to the beginning again?' Alice ventured
+to 🙏.
+
+'Suppose we change the subject,' the March Hare interrupted, yawning.
+'I'm getting 😩 of this. I vote the 🌱 lady tells us a story.'
+
+'I'm afraid I don't know 1️⃣,' said Alice, rather ⏰ at the
+proposal.
+
+'Then the Dormouse shall!' they both cried. 'Wake 🆙, Dormouse!' And
+they pinched it on both sides at once.
+
+The Dormouse slowly 😆 his 👀. 'I wasn't asleep,' he said in a
+hoarse, feeble voice: 'I 🇭🇲 every word you fellows were saying.'
+
+'Tell us a story!' said the March Hare.
+
+'Yes, please do!' pleaded Alice.
+
+'And be quick about it,' added the Hatter, 'or you'll be asleep again
+before it's done.'
+
+'🔂 upon a time there were 🔊 little sisters,' the Dormouse began
+in a great hurry; 'and their 📛 were Elsie, Lacie, and Tillie; and
+they lived at the bottom of a well--'
+
+'What did they live on?' said Alice, who always took a great interest in
+❓ of eating and ☕.
+
+'They lived on treacle,' said the Dormouse, after thinking a minute or
+2️⃣.
+
+'They couldn't have done that, you know,' Alice gently remarked; 'they'd
+have been 🤒.'
+
+'So they were,' said the Dormouse; 'VERY 🤒.'
+
+Alice tried to fancy to herself what such an extraordinary ways of
+living would be like, but it puzzled her too much, so she went on: 'But
+why did they live at the bottom of a well?'
+
+'Take some more 🍵,' the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.
+
+'I've had nothing yet,' Alice replied in an offended 🏽, 'so I can't
+take more.'
+
+'You mean you can't take LESS,' said the Hatter: 'it's very easy to take
+MORE than nothing.'
+
+'Nobody 🙏 YOUR opinion,' said Alice.
+
+'Who's making personal remarks now?' the Hatter 🙏 triumphantly.
+
+Alice did 🚯 quite know what to say to this: so she 🆘 herself
+to some 🍵 and 🍞-and-butter, and then turned to the Dormouse, and
+🔁 her ❓. 'Why did they live at the bottom of a well?'
+
+The Dormouse again took a minute or 2️⃣ to think about it, and then
+said, 'It was a treacle-well.'
+
+'There's 🙊 such thing!' Alice was beginning very angrily, but the
+Hatter and the March Hare went 'Sh! sh!' and the Dormouse sulkily
+remarked, 'If you can't be civil, you'd better finish the story for
+yourself.'
+
+'🙊, please go on!' Alice said very humbly; 'I 😤't interrupt again. I
+dare say there may be 1️⃣.'
+
+'1️⃣, indeed!' said the Dormouse indignantly. However, he consented to
+go on. 'And so these 🔊 little sisters--they were learning to draw,
+you know--'
+
+'What did they draw?' said Alice, quite forgetting her promise.
+
+'Treacle,' said the Dormouse, without considering at all this time.
+
+'I want a clean 🍶,' interrupted the Hatter: 'let's all move 1️⃣ place
+on.'
+
+He moved on as he spoke, and the Dormouse followed him: the March Hare
+moved into the Dormouse's place, and Alice rather unwillingly took
+the place of the March Hare. The Hatter was the only 1️⃣ who got any
+advantage from the change: and Alice was a good deal worse 📴 than
+before, as the March Hare had just upset the 🥛-🏺 into his 🍽.
+
+Alice did 🚯 wish to offend the Dormouse again, so she began very
+cautiously: 'But I don't understand. Where did they draw the treacle
+from?'
+
+'You can draw 🤽 out of a 🤽-well,' said the Hatter; 'so I should
+think you could draw treacle out of a treacle-well--eh, stupid?'
+
+'But they were IN the well,' Alice said to the Dormouse, 🚯 choosing to
+notice this last remark.
+
+'Of course they were', said the Dormouse; '--well in.'
+
+This answer so confused poor Alice, that she let the Dormouse go on for
+some time without interrupting it.
+
+'They were learning to draw,' the Dormouse went on, yawning and rubbing
+its 👀, for it was getting very sleepy; 'and they drew all manner of
+things--everything that begins with an M--'
+
+'Why with an M?' said Alice.
+
+'Why 🚯?' said the March Hare.
+
+Alice was 🔇.
+
+The Dormouse had 📕 its 👀 by this time, and was going 📴 into
+a doze; but, on being pinched by the Hatter, it woke 🆙 again with
+a little shriek, and went on: '--that begins with an M, such as
+🐁-traps, and the 🎑, and memory, and muchness--you know you say
+things are "much of a muchness"--did you ever 🙈 such a thing as a
+drawing of a muchness?'
+
+'Really, now you 🙏 me,' said Alice, very much confused, 'I don't
+think--'
+
+'Then you shouldn't talk,' said the Hatter.
+
+This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could 🐨: she got 🆙 in
+great disgust, and 🚶 📴; the Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and
+neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she
+looked 🔙 once or twice, half hoping that they would 📲 after her:
+the last time she saw them, they were trying to put the Dormouse into
+the teapot.
+
+'At any rate I'll never go THERE again!' said Alice as she ⛏ her
+way through the wood. 'It's the stupidest 🍵-party I ever was at in all
+my life!'
+
+Just as she said this, she noticed that 1️⃣ of the 🌳 had a 🚪
+leading ⏯ into it. 'That's very curious!' she 💭. 'But
+everything's curious today. I think I may as well go in at once.' And in
+she went.
+
+🔂 more she found herself in the long hall, and close to the little
+🍷 table. 'Now, I'll manage better this time,' she said to herself,
+and began by taking the little golden 🔑, and 🔓 the 🚪 that
+led into the 🏡. Then she went to work nibbling at the 🍄 (she
+had kept a piece of it in her pocket) till she was about a foot 🔊:
+then she 🚶 📩 the little passage: and THEN--she found herself at
+last in the beautiful 🏡, among the 🌞 🌻-🛏 and the 🆒
+⛲.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII. The 👑's Croquet-Ground
+
+A large 🌹-🎋 stood near the entrance of the 🏡: the 🌹
+growing on it were white, but there were 🔊 🏡 at it, busily
+🖌 them 🔽. Alice 💭 this a very curious thing, and she went
+nearer to ⌚ them, and just as she came 🆙 to them she 🇭🇲 1️⃣ of
+them say, 'Look out now, 🕠! Don't go splashing paint over me like
+that!'
+
+'I couldn't 🆘 it,' said 🕠, in a sulky 🏽; '7️⃣ jogged my
+elbow.'
+
+On which 7️⃣ looked 🆙 and said, 'That's ⏯, 🕠! Always lay the
+blame on others!'
+
+'YOU'D better 🚯 talk!' said 🕠. 'I 🇭🇲 the 👑 say only
+yesterday you deserved to be beheaded!'
+
+'What for?' said the 1️⃣ who had spoken 🥇.
+
+'That's none of YOUR business, 2️⃣!' said 7️⃣.
+
+'Yes, it IS his business!' said 🕠, 'and I'll tell him--it was for
+bringing the 🇨🇰 🌷-roots instead of onions.'
+
+7️⃣ flung 📩 his brush, and had just begun 'Well, of all the unjust
+things--' when his 👁 chanced to fall upon Alice, as she stood ⌚
+them, and he ☑ himself suddenly: the others looked round also, and
+all of them 🙏 🔅.
+
+'Would you tell me,' said Alice, a little timidly, 'why you are 🖌
+those 🌹?'
+
+🕠 and 7️⃣ said nothing, but looked at 2️⃣. 2️⃣ began in a 🔅
+voice, 'Why the fact is, you 🙈, Miss, this here ought to have been a
+🔽 🌹-🎋, and we put a white 1️⃣ in by mistake; and if the 👑
+was to find it out, we should all have our 🗣 cut 📴, you know.
+So you 🙈, Miss, we're doing our best, afore she comes, to--' At this
+moment 🕠, who had been anxiously looking across the 🏡, 📲
+out 'The 👑! The 👑!' and the 🔊 🏡 instantly threw
+themselves flat upon their 😫. There was a sound of many footsteps,
+and Alice looked round, eager to 🙈 the 👑.
+
+🥇 came 🔟 soldiers carrying ♣; these were all shaped like
+the 🔊 🏡, oblong and flat, with their 💁 and 🐾 at the
+corners: next the 🔟 courtiers; these were ornamented all over with
+♦, and 🚶 2️⃣ and 2️⃣, as the soldiers did. After these came
+the royal children; there were 🔟 of them, and the little dears came
+jumping merrily along ✌ in ✌, in couples: they were all ornamented
+with ❣. Next came the guests, mostly 👑 and 👑, and among
+them Alice recognised the White 🐇: it was talking in a hurried
+nervous manner, 😻 at everything that was said, and went by without
+noticing her. Then followed the Knave of 💓, carrying the 👑's
+👑 on a crimson velvet cushion; and, last of all this grand
+procession, came THE 👑 AND 👑 OF ♥.
+
+Alice was rather 🤷 whether she ought 🚯 to 🤥 📩 on her 😡
+like the 🔊 🏡, but she could 🚯 remember ever having 🇭🇲
+of such a rule at processions; 'and besides, what would be the 🇻🇮 of
+a procession,' 💭 she, 'if people had all to 🤥 📩 upon their
+😒, so that they couldn't 🙈 it?' So she stood still where she was,
+and waited.
+
+When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all 🛑 and looked
+at her, and the 👑 said severely 'Who is this?' She said it to the
+Knave of 💚, who only 🙏 and 😺 in reply.
+
+'Idiot!' said the 👑, tossing her 🗣 impatiently; and, turning to
+Alice, she went on, 'What's your Brow., 🚸?'
+
+'My Brow. is Alice, so please your Majesty,' said Alice very politely;
+but she added, to herself, 'Why, they're only a pack of 📇, after
+all. I needn't be afraid of them!'
+
+'And who are THESE?' said the 👑, ☝ to the 🔊 🏡 who
+were lying round the rosetree; for, you 🙈, as they were lying on their
+😆, and the pattern on their 🔙 was the same as the rest of the
+pack, she could 🚯 tell whether they were 🏡, or soldiers, or
+courtiers, or 🔊 of her own children.
+
+'How should I know?' said Alice, 🙀 at her own courage. 'It's 🙊
+business of MINE.'
+
+The 👑 turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a
+moment like a wild beast, 😱 '📴 with her 🗣! 📴--'
+
+'Nonsense!' said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the 👑 was
+🔇.
+
+The 👑 laid his ✌ upon her arm, and timidly said 'Consider, my
+dear: she is only a 🚸!'
+
+The 👑 turned angrily away from him, and said to the Knave 'Turn them
+over!'
+
+The Knave did so, very carefully, with 1️⃣ foot.
+
+'Get 🆙!' said the 👑, in a shrill, 📢 voice, and the 🔊
+🏡 instantly jumped 🆙, and began 🙇 to the 👑, the 👑,
+the royal children, and everybody else.
+
+'Leave 📴 that!' 😱 the 👑. 'You make me giddy.' And then,
+turning to the 🌹-🎋, she went on, 'What HAVE you been doing here?'
+
+'May it please your Majesty,' said 2️⃣, in a very humble 🏽, going
+📩 on 1️⃣ knee as he spoke, 'we were trying--'
+
+'I 🙈!' said the 👑, who had meanwhile been examining the 🌹.
+'📴 with their 🗣!' and the procession moved on, 🔊 of the
+soldiers remaining behind to execute the unfortunate 🏡, who ran
+to Alice for protection.
+
+'You shan't be beheaded!' said Alice, and she put them into a large
+🌻-🍯 that stood near. The 🔊 soldiers wandered about for a
+minute or 2️⃣, looking for them, and then quietly marched 📴 after the
+others.
+
+'Are their 🗣 📴?' shouted the 👑.
+
+'Their 🗣 are gone, if it please your Majesty!' the soldiers shouted
+in reply.
+
+'That's ⏯!' shouted the 👑. 'Can you ⏯ croquet?'
+
+The soldiers were 🔇, and looked at Alice, as the ❓ was
+evidently meant for her.
+
+'Yes!' shouted Alice.
+
+'Come on, then!' roared the 👑, and Alice joined the procession,
+wondering very much what would happen next.
+
+'It's--it's a very fine day!' said a timid voice at her side. She was
+🚶 by the White 🐇, who was peeping anxiously into her 😡.
+
+'Very,' said Alice: '--where's the Duchess?'
+
+'Hush! Hush!' said the 🐇 in a 🔅, hurried 🏽. He looked
+anxiously over his shoulder as he spoke, and then 🙌 himself upon
+tiptoe, put his 👄 close to her 👂, and whispered 'She's under
+sentence of execution.'
+
+'What for?' said Alice.
+
+'Did you say "What a pity!"?' the 🐇 🙏.
+
+'🙊, I didn't,' said Alice: 'I don't think it's at all a pity. I said
+"What for?"'
+
+'She 📤 the 👑's 👯--' the 🐇 began. Alice gave a little
+😱 of laughter. 'Oh, hush!' the 🐇 whispered in a frightened
+🏽. 'The 👑 will 🙉 you! You 🙈, she came rather late, and the
+👑 said--'
+
+'Get to your places!' shouted the 👑 in a voice of ⛈, and
+people began 💨 about in all directions, tumbling 🆙 against each
+other; however, they got settled 📩 in a minute or 2️⃣, and the 🎲
+began. Alice 💭 she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in
+her life; it was all ridges and furrows; the 🎱 were live hedgehogs,
+the mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers had to ⏪ themselves
+🆙 and to stand on their 🖖 and 🐾, to make the arches.
+
+The chief difficulty Alice found at 🥇 was in managing her flamingo:
+she succeeded in getting its ☠ tucked away, comfortably enough, under
+her arm, with its 🍗 hanging 📩, but generally, just as she had got
+its neck nicely straightened out, and was going to give the hedgehog a
+🌬 with its 🗣, it WOULD twist itself round and look 🆙 in her 😡,
+with such a puzzled expression that she could 🚯 🆘 bursting out
+😂: and when she had got its 🗣 📩, and was going to begin
+again, it was very provoking to find that the hedgehog had unrolled
+itself, and was in the act of crawling away: besides all this, there was
+generally a ridge or furrow in the way wherever she wanted to send the
+hedgehog to, and, as the doubled-🆙 soldiers were always getting 🆙
+and 🚶 📴 to other 〽 of the ground, Alice 🔜 came to the
+conclusion that it was a very difficult 🎲 indeed.
+
+The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling
+all the while, and fighting for the hedgehogs; and in a very short
+time the 👑 was in a furious passion, and went stamping about, and
+shouting '📴 with his 🗣!' or '📴 with her 🗣!' about once in a
+minute.
+
+Alice began to feel very uneasy: to be sure, she had 🚯 as yet had any
+dispute with the 👑, but she knew that it might happen any minute,
+'and then,' 💭 she, 'what would become of me? They're dreadfully
+fond of beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there's any 1️⃣
+◀ alive!'
+
+She was looking about for some way of escape, and wondering whether she
+could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance
+in the air: it puzzled her very much at 🥇, but, after ⌚ it
+a minute or 2️⃣, she made it out to be a 😸, and she said to herself
+'It's the Cheshire 🐈: now I shall have somebody to talk to.'
+
+'How are you getting on?' said the 🐈, as 🔜 as there was 👄
+enough for it to 🗣 with.
+
+Alice waited till the 👀 appeared, and then nodded. 'It's 🙊 🇺🇲
+🙊 to it,' she 💭, 'till its 🌽 have come, or at least 1️⃣
+of them.' In another minute the whole 🗣 appeared, and then Alice put
+📩 her flamingo, and began an account of the 🎲, feeling very glad
+she had someone to listen to her. The 🐈 seemed to think that there was
+enough of it now in sight, and 🙊 more of it appeared.
+
+'I don't think they ⏯ at all fairly,' Alice began, in rather a
+complaining 🏽, 'and they all quarrel so dreadfully 1️⃣ can't 🙉
+oneself 🗣--and they don't seem to have any rules in particular;
+at least, if there are, nobody attends to them--and you've 🙊 💡 how
+confusing it is all the things being alive; for instance, there's the
+arch I've got to go through next 🚶 about at the other 🔚 of the
+ground--and I should have croqueted the 👑's hedgehog just now, only
+it ran away when it saw mine coming!'
+
+'How do you like the 👑?' said the 🐈 in a 🔅 voice.
+
+'🚯 at all,' said Alice: 'she's so extremely--' Just then she noticed
+that the 👑 was close behind her, listening: so she went on,
+'--likely to win, that it's hardly worth while finishing the 🎲.'
+
+The 👑 ☺ and passed on.
+
+'Who ARE you talking to?' said the 👑, going 🆙 to Alice, and looking
+at the 🐈's 🗣 with great curiosity.
+
+'It's a friend of mine--a Cheshire 🐈,' said Alice: 'allow me to
+introduce it.'
+
+'I don't like the look of it at all,' said the 👑: 'however, it may
+💏 my ✌ if it likes.'
+
+'I'd rather 🚯,' the 🐈 remarked.
+
+'Don't be impertinent,' said the 👑, 'and don't look at me like that!'
+He got behind Alice as he spoke.
+
+'A 🐈 may look at a 👑,' said Alice. 'I've read that in some 📗,
+but I don't remember where.'
+
+'Well, it must be removed,' said the 👑 very decidedly, and he 🤙
+the 👑, who was passing at the moment, 'My dear! I wish you would
+have this 🐈 removed!'
+
+The 👑 had only 1️⃣ way of settling all difficulties, great or 🦐.
+'📴 with his 🗣!' she said, without even looking round.
+
+'I'll fetch the executioner myself,' said the 👑 eagerly, and he
+hurried 📴.
+
+Alice 💭 she might as well go 🔙, and 🙈 how the 🎲 was going
+on, as she 🇭🇲 the 👑's voice in the distance, 😱 with
+passion. She had already 🇭🇲 her sentence 🔊 of the players to be
+executed for having missed their turns, and she did 🚯 like the look
+of things at all, as the 🎲 was in such confusion that she never knew
+whether it was her turn or 🚯. So she went in 🔎 of her hedgehog.
+
+The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed
+to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting 1️⃣ of them with the
+other: the only difficulty was, that her flamingo was gone across to the
+other side of the 🏡, where Alice could 🙈 it trying in a helpless
+sort of way to 💸 🆙 into a 🎋.
+
+By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it 🔙, the fight
+was over, and both the hedgehogs were out of sight: 'but it doesn't
+matter much,' 💭 Alice, 'as all the arches are gone from this side
+of the ground.' So she tucked it away under her arm, that it might 🚯
+escape again, and went 🔙 for a little more conversation with her
+friend.
+
+When she got 🔙 to the Cheshire 🐈, she was 🙀 to find quite a
+large crowd collected round it: there was a dispute going on between
+the executioner, the 👑, and the 👑, who were all talking at once,
+while all the rest were quite 🔇, and looked very uncomfortable.
+
+The moment Alice appeared, she was appealed to by all 🔊 to settle
+the ❓, and they 🔁 their arguments to her, though, as they
+all spoke at once, she found it very hard indeed to make out exactly
+what they said.
+
+The executioner's argument was, that you couldn't cut 📴 a 🗣 unless
+there was a ☠ to cut it 📴 from: that he had never had to do such a
+thing before, and he wasn't going to begin at HIS time of life.
+
+The 👑's argument was, that anything that had a 🗣 could be
+beheaded, and that you weren't to talk nonsense.
+
+The 👑's argument was, that if something wasn't done about it in less
+than 🙊 time she'd have everybody executed, all round. (It was this last
+remark that had made the whole party look so grave and anxious.)
+
+Alice could think of nothing else to say but 'It belongs to the Duchess:
+you'd better 🙏 HER about it.'
+
+'She's in prison,' the 👑 said to the executioner: 'fetch her here.'
+And the executioner went 📴 like an 🔜.
+
+ The 🐈's 🗣 began fading away the moment he was gone, and,
+by the time he had come 🔙 with the Duchess, it had entirely
+disappeared; so the 👑 and the executioner ran wildly 🆙 and 📩
+looking for it, while the rest of the party went 🔙 to the 🎲.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX. The Mock 🐢's Story
+
+'You can't think how glad I am to 🙈 you again, you dear 🗝 thing!'
+said the Duchess, as she tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's, and
+they 🚶 📴 together.
+
+Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper, and 💭
+to herself that perhaps it was only the 🌶 that had made her so
+savage when they met in the kitchen.
+
+'When I'M a Duchess,' she said to herself, (🚯 in a very hopeful 🏽
+though), 'I 😤't have any 🌶 in my kitchen AT ALL. Soup does very
+well without--Maybe it's always 🌶 that makes people ♨-tempered,'
+she went on, very much pleased at having found out a 🇳🇿 kind of
+rule, 'and vinegar that makes them sour--and camomile that makes
+them bitter--and--and barley-sugar and such things that make children
+🎂-tempered. I only wish people knew that: then they wouldn't be so
+stingy about it, you know--'
+
+She had quite forgotten the Duchess by this time, and was a little
+startled when she 🇭🇲 her voice close to her 👂. 'You're thinking
+about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't
+tell you just now what the moral of that is, but I shall remember it in
+a bit.'
+
+'Perhaps it hasn't 1️⃣,' Alice ventured to remark.
+
+'Tut, tut, 🚸!' said the Duchess. 'Everything's got a moral, if only
+you can find it.' And she squeezed herself 🆙 closer to Alice's side as
+she spoke.
+
+Alice did 🚯 much like keeping so close to her: 🥇, because the
+Duchess was VERY ugly; and secondly, because she was exactly the
+⏯ height to rest her chin upon Alice's shoulder, and it was an
+uncomfortably sharp chin. However, she did 🚯 like to be rude, so she
+bore it as well as she could.
+
+'The 🎲's going on rather better now,' she said, by way of keeping 🆙
+the conversation a little.
+
+''Tis so,' said the Duchess: 'and the moral of that is--"Oh, 'tis 🏩,
+'tis 🏩, that makes the 🌏 go round!"'
+
+'Somebody said,' Alice whispered, 'that it's done by everybody minding
+their own business!'
+
+'Ah, well! It means much the same thing,' said the Duchess, digging her
+sharp little chin into Alice's shoulder as she added, 'and the moral
+of THAT is--"Take 💅 of the sense, and the sounds will take 💅 of
+themselves."'
+
+'How fond she is of finding morals in things!' Alice 💭 to herself.
+
+'I dare say you're wondering why I don't put my arm round your waist,'
+the Duchess said after a ⏸: 'the reason is, that I'm 🤷 about
+the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?'
+
+'HE might bite,' Alice cautiously replied, 🚯 feeling at all anxious to
+have the experiment tried.
+
+'Very true,' said the Duchess: 'flamingoes and mustard both bite. And
+the moral of that is--"🦆 of a feather flock together."'
+
+'Only mustard isn't a 🐦,' Alice remarked.
+
+'⏯, as usual,' said the Duchess: 'what a clear way you have of
+putting things!'
+
+'It's a mineral, I THINK,' said Alice.
+
+'Of course it is,' said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to
+everything that Alice said; 'there's a large mustard-mine near here. And
+the moral of that is--"The more there is of mine, the less there is of
+yours."'
+
+'Oh, I know!' exclaimed Alice, who had 🚯 attended to this last remark,
+'it's a 🥒. It doesn't look like 1️⃣, but it is.'
+
+'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'and the moral of that
+is--"Be what you would seem to be"--or if you'd like it put more
+simply--"Never imagine yourself 🚯 to be otherwise than what it might
+appear to others that what you were or might have been was 🚯 otherwise
+than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."'
+
+'I think I should understand that better,' Alice said very politely, 'if
+I had it written 📩: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.'
+
+'That's nothing to what I could say if I chose,' the Duchess replied, in
+a pleased 🏽.
+
+'Pray don't trouble yourself to say it any longer than that,' said
+Alice.
+
+'Oh, don't talk about trouble!' said the Duchess. 'I make you a 🎁
+of everything I've said as yet.'
+
+'A cheap sort of 🎁!' 💭 Alice. 'I'm glad they don't give
+birthday 🎁 like that!' But she did 🚯 venture to say it out
+📢.
+
+'Thinking again?' the Duchess 🙏, with another dig of her sharp
+little chin.
+
+'I've a ⏯ to think,' said Alice sharply, for she was beginning to
+feel a little worried.
+
+'Just about as much ⏯,' said the Duchess, 'as 🐗 have to 💸; and
+the m--'
+
+But here, to Alice's great surprise, the Duchess's voice died away, even
+in the middle of her favourite word 'moral,' and the arm that was 🖇
+into hers began to tremble. Alice looked 🆙, and there stood the 👑
+in front of them, with her arms folded, 🙍 like a thunderstorm.
+
+'A fine day, your Majesty!' the Duchess began in a 🔅, weak voice.
+
+'Now, I give you fair warning,' shouted the 👑, stamping on the
+ground as she spoke; 'either you or your 🗣 must be 📴, and that in
+about half 🙊 time! Take your choice!'
+
+The Duchess took her choice, and was gone in a moment.
+
+'Let's go on with the 🎲,' the 👑 said to Alice; and Alice was
+too much frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her 🔙 to the
+croquet-ground.
+
+The other guests had taken advantage of the 👑's absence, and were
+resting in the shade: however, the moment they saw her, they hurried
+🔙 to the 🎲, the 👑 merely remarking that a moment's delay would
+cost them their lives.
+
+All the time they were 🎴 the 👑 never ◀ 📴 quarrelling with
+the other players, and shouting '📴 with his 🗣!' or '📴 with her
+🗣!' Those whom she sentenced were taken into custody by the soldiers,
+who of course had to leave 📴 being arches to do this, so that by
+the 🔚 of half an hour or so there were 🙊 arches ◀, and all the
+players, except the 👑, the 👑, and Alice, were in custody and
+under sentence of execution.
+
+Then the 👑 ◀ 📴, quite out of breath, and said to Alice, 'Have
+you seen the Mock 🐢 yet?'
+
+'🙊,' said Alice. 'I don't even know what a Mock 🐢 is.'
+
+'It's the thing Mock 🐢 Soup is made from,' said the 👑.
+
+'I never saw 1️⃣, or 🇭🇲 of 1️⃣,' said Alice.
+
+'Come on, then,' said the 👑, 'and he shall tell you his history,'
+
+As they 🚶 📴 together, Alice 🇭🇲 the 👑 say in a 🔅 voice,
+to the company generally, 'You are all pardoned.' 'Come, THAT'S a good
+thing!' she said to herself, for she had felt quite unhappy at the
+number of executions the 👑 had ordered.
+
+They very 🔜 came upon a Gryphon, lying ⏩ asleep in the 🌇.
+(IF you don't know what a Gryphon is, look at the picture.) '🆙, lazy
+thing!' said the 👑, 'and take this 🌱 lady to 🙈 the Mock
+🐢, and to 🙉 his history. I must go 🔙 and 🙈 after some
+executions I have ordered'; and she 🚶 📴, leaving Alice alone with
+the Gryphon. Alice did 🚯 quite like the look of the 👺, but on
+the whole she 💭 it would be quite as safe to stay with it as to go
+after that savage 👑: so she waited.
+
+The Gryphon sat 🆙 and rubbed its 👀: then it ⌚ the 👑 till
+she was out of sight: then it chuckled. 'What fun!' said the Gryphon,
+half to itself, half to Alice.
+
+'What IS the fun?' said Alice.
+
+'Why, SHE,' said the Gryphon. 'It's all her fancy, that: they never
+executes nobody, you know. Come on!'
+
+'Everybody says "come on!" here,' 💭 Alice, as she went slowly
+after it: 'I never was so ordered about in all my life, never!'
+
+They had 🚯 gone far before they saw the Mock 🐢 in the distance,
+sitting 😿 and lonely on a little ledge of rock, and, as they came
+nearer, Alice could 🙉 him sighing as if his 💔 would 💔. She
+pitied him deeply. 'What is his sorrow?' she 🙏 the Gryphon, and the
+Gryphon answered, very nearly in the same words as before, 'It's all his
+fancy, that: he hasn't got 🙊 sorrow, you know. Come on!'
+
+So they went 🆙 to the Mock 🐢, who looked at them with large 👀
+🌝 of 😹, but said nothing.
+
+'This here 🌱 lady,' said the Gryphon, 'she wants for to know your
+history, she do.'
+
+'I'll tell it her,' said the Mock 🐢 in a deep, hollow 🏽: 'sit
+📩, both of you, and don't 🗣 a word till I've finished.'
+
+So they sat 📩, and nobody spoke for some minutes. Alice 💭 to
+herself, 'I don't 🙈 how he can EVEN finish, if he doesn't begin.' But
+she waited patiently.
+
+'🔂,' said the Mock 🐢 at last, with a deep sigh, 'I was a real
+🐢.'
+
+These words were followed by a very long silence, 💔 only by an
+occasional ❕ of 'Hjckrrh!' from the Gryphon, and the constant
+heavy 😭 of the Mock 🐢. Alice was very nearly getting 🆙 and
+saying, 'Thank you, sir, for your interesting story,' but she could
+🚯 🆘 thinking there MUST be more to come, so she sat still and said
+nothing.
+
+'When we were little,' the Mock 🐢 went on at last, more calmly,
+though still 😭 a little now and then, 'we went to 🏫 in the
+⛵. The master was an 🗝 🐢--we 🇺🇲 to 📲 him Tortoise--'
+
+'Why did you 📲 him Tortoise, if he wasn't 1️⃣?' Alice 🙏.
+
+'We 📲 him Tortoise because he taught us,' said the Mock 🐢
+angrily: 'really you are very dull!'
+
+'You ought to be ashamed of yourself for 🙏 such a simple ❓,'
+added the Gryphon; and then they both sat 🔇 and looked at poor
+Alice, who felt ready to sink into the 🌐. At last the Gryphon said
+to the Mock 🐢, 'Drive on, 🗝 fellow! Don't be all day about it!'
+and he went on in these words:
+
+'Yes, we went to 🏫 in the ⛵, though you mayn't believe it--'
+
+'I never said I didn't!' interrupted Alice.
+
+'You did,' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'👬 your 👅!' added the Gryphon, before Alice could 🗣 again.
+The Mock 🐢 went on.
+
+'We had the best of educations--in fact, we went to 🏫 every day--'
+
+'I'VE been to a day-🏫, too,' said Alice; 'you needn't be so proud
+as all that.'
+
+'With extras?' 🙏 the Mock 🐢 a little anxiously.
+
+'Yes,' said Alice, 'we learned 🇲🇫 and 🎶.'
+
+'And washing?' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'Certainly 🚯!' said Alice indignantly.
+
+'Ah! then yours wasn't a really good 🏫,' said the Mock 🐢 in
+a 🏽 of great relief. 'Now at OURS they had at the 🔚 of the 💶,
+"🇲🇫, 🎶, AND WASHING--extra."'
+
+'You couldn't have wanted it much,' said Alice; 'living at the bottom of
+the ⛵.'
+
+'I couldn't afford to learn it.' said the Mock 🐢 with a sigh. 'I
+only took the regular course.'
+
+'What was that?' inquired Alice.
+
+'Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,' the Mock 🐢
+replied; 'and then the different branches of Arithmetic--Ambition,
+Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.'
+
+'I never 🇭🇲 of "Uglification,"' Alice ventured to say. 'What is it?'
+
+The Gryphon lifted 🆙 both its 🐾 in surprise. 'What! Never 🇭🇲 of
+uglifying!' it exclaimed. 'You know what to beautify is, I suppose?'
+
+'Yes,' said Alice doubtfully: 'it means--to--make--anything--prettier.'
+
+'Well, then,' the Gryphon went on, 'if you don't know what to uglify is,
+you ARE a simpleton.'
+
+Alice did 🚯 feel encouraged to 🙏 any more ⁉ about it, so she
+turned to the Mock 🐢, and said 'What else had you to learn?'
+
+'Well, there was Mystery,' the Mock 🐢 replied, counting 📴
+the subjects on his flappers, '--Mystery, ancient and modern, with
+Seaography: then Drawling--the Drawling-master was an 🗝 conger-eel,
+that 🇻🇮 to come once a week: HE taught us Drawling, Stretching, and
+Fainting in Coils.'
+
+'What was THAT like?' said Alice.
+
+'Well, I can't show it you myself,' the Mock 🐢 said: 'I'm too
+stiff. And the Gryphon never learnt it.'
+
+'Hadn't time,' said the Gryphon: 'I went to the Classics master, though.
+He was an 🗝 🦀, HE was.'
+
+'I never went to him,' the Mock 🐢 said with a sigh: 'he taught
+🤣 and Grief, they 🇺🇲 to say.'
+
+'So he did, so he did,' said the Gryphon, sighing in his turn; and both
+creatures hid their 😅 in their 🐾.
+
+'And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to
+change the subject.
+
+'🔟 hours the 🥇 day,' said the Mock 🐢: '🕤 the next, and so
+on.'
+
+'What a curious plan!' exclaimed Alice.
+
+'That's the reason they're 🤙 lessons,' the Gryphon remarked:
+'because they lessen from day to day.'
+
+This was quite a 🇳🇿 💡 to Alice, and she 💭 it over a little
+before she made her next remark. 'Then the eleventh day must have been a
+holiday?'
+
+'Of course it was,' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'And how did you manage on the twelfth?' Alice went on eagerly.
+
+'That's enough about lessons,' the Gryphon interrupted in a very decided
+🏽: 'tell her something about the 🀄 now.'
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER ❌. The Lobster Quadrille
+
+The Mock 🐢 sighed deeply, and drew the 🔙 of 1️⃣ flapper across
+his 👀. He looked at Alice, and tried to 🗣, but for a minute or
+2️⃣ 😭 choked his voice. 'Same as if he had a 🍗 in his throat,'
+said the Gryphon: and it 📐 to work 🤝 him and 👊 him in
+the 🔙. At last the Mock 🐢 recovered his voice, and, with 😹
+💨 📩 his cheeks, he went on again:--
+
+'You may 🚯 have lived much under the ⛵--' ('I haven't,' said
+Alice)--'and perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster--'
+(Alice began to say 'I once tasted--' but ✔ herself hastily, and
+said '🙊, never') '--so you can have 🙊 💡 what a delightful thing a
+Lobster Quadrille is!'
+
+'🙊, indeed,' said Alice. 'What sort of a dance is it?'
+
+'Why,' said the Gryphon, 'you 🥇 form into a line along the
+⛵-shore--'
+
+'2️⃣ lines!' cried the Mock 🐢. 'Seals, turtles, salmon, and so on;
+then, when you've cleared all the jelly-🐟 out of the way--'
+
+'THAT generally takes some time,' interrupted the Gryphon.
+
+'--you advance twice--'
+
+'Each with a lobster as a partner!' cried the Gryphon.
+
+'Of course,' the Mock 🐢 said: 'advance twice, 📐 to partners--'
+
+'--change lobsters, and retire in same order,' continued the Gryphon.
+
+'Then, you know,' the Mock 🐢 went on, 'you throw the--'
+
+'The lobsters!' shouted the Gryphon, with a bound into the air.
+
+'--as far out to ⛵ as you can--'
+
+'🏊 after them!' 😱 the Gryphon.
+
+'Turn a somersault in the ⛵!' cried the Mock 🐢, capering wildly
+about.
+
+'Change lobsters again!' yelled the Gryphon at the 🔝 of its voice.
+
+'🔙 to land again, and that's all the 🥇 figure,' said the Mock
+🐢, suddenly 💧 his voice; and the 2️⃣ creatures, who had been
+jumping about like 😠 things all this time, sat 📩 again very sadly
+and quietly, and looked at Alice.
+
+'It must be a very pretty dance,' said Alice timidly.
+
+'Would you like to 🙈 a little of it?' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'Very much indeed,' said Alice.
+
+'Come, let's try the 🥇 figure!' said the Mock 🐢 to the Gryphon.
+'We can do without lobsters, you know. Which shall sing?'
+
+'Oh, YOU sing,' said the Gryphon. 'I've forgotten the words.'
+
+So they began solemnly dancing round and round Alice, every now and
+then treading on her toes when they passed too close, and 🏴 their
+forepaws to ❗ the time, while the Mock 🐢 sang this, very slowly
+and sadly:--
+
+ '"Will you 🚶 a little faster?" said a whiting to a 🐌.
+ "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
+
+ 🙈 how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
+ They are waiting on the shingle--will you come and join the dance?
+
+ Will you, 😤't you, will you, 😤't you, will you join the dance?
+ Will you, 😤't you, will you, 😤't you, 😤't you join the dance?
+
+ "You can really have 🙊 notion how delightful it will be
+ When they take us 🆙 and throw us, with the lobsters, out to ⛵!"
+ But the 🐌 replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance--
+ Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would 🚯 join the dance.
+
+ Would 🚯, could 🚯, would 🚯, could 🚯, would 🚯 join the dance.
+ Would 🚯, could 🚯, would 🚯, could 🚯, could 🚯 join the dance.
+
+ '"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied.
+ "There is another shore, you know, upon the other side.
+ The further 📴 from 🇬🇧 the nearer is to France--
+ Then turn 🚯 pale, beloved 🐌, but come and join the dance.
+
+ Will you, 😤't you, will you, 😤't you, will you join the dance?
+ Will you, 😤't you, will you, 😤't you, 😤't you join the dance?"'
+
+'Thank you, it's a very interesting dance to ⌚,' said Alice, feeling
+very glad that it was over at last: 'and I do so like that curious song
+about the whiting!'
+
+'Oh, as to the whiting,' said the Mock 🐢, 'they--you've seen them,
+of course?'
+
+'Yes,' said Alice, 'I've often seen them at dinn--' she ☑ herself
+hastily.
+
+'I don't know where Dinn may be,' said the Mock 🐢, 'but if you've
+seen them so often, of course you know what they're like.'
+
+'I believe so,' Alice replied thoughtfully. 'They have their tails in
+their 😺--and they're all over crumbs.'
+
+'You're wrong about the crumbs,' said the Mock 🐢: 'crumbs would all
+wash 📴 in the ⛵. But they HAVE their tails in their 😶; and the
+reason is--' here the Mock 🐢 yawned and shut his 👀.--'Tell her
+about the reason and all that,' he said to the Gryphon.
+
+'The reason is,' said the Gryphon, 'that they WOULD go with the lobsters
+to the dance. So they got thrown out to ⛵. So they had to fall a long
+way. So they got their tails ⏩ in their 😰. So they couldn't get
+them out again. That's all.'
+
+'Thank you,' said Alice, 'it's very interesting. I never knew so much
+about a whiting before.'
+
+'I can tell you more than that, if you like,' said the Gryphon. 'Do you
+know why it's 🤙 a whiting?'
+
+'I never 💭 about it,' said Alice. 'Why?'
+
+'IT DOES THE BOOTS AND SHOES.' the Gryphon replied very solemnly.
+
+Alice was thoroughly puzzled. 'Does the 👢 and 👞!' she 🔁
+in a wondering 🏽.
+
+'Why, what are YOUR 👡 done with?' said the Gryphon. 'I mean, what
+makes them so shiny?'
+
+Alice looked 📩 at them, and considered a little before she gave her
+answer. 'They're done with 🖤, I believe.'
+
+'👢 and 👢 under the ⛵,' the Gryphon went on in a deep voice,
+'are done with a whiting. Now you know.'
+
+'And what are they made of?' Alice 🙏 in a 🏽 of great curiosity.
+
+'Soles and eels, of course,' the Gryphon replied rather impatiently:
+'any 🦐 could have told you that.'
+
+'If I'd been the whiting,' said Alice, whose 💭 were still 💨
+on the song, 'I'd have said to the porpoise, "Keep 🔙, please: we
+don't want YOU with us!"'
+
+'They were obliged to have him with them,' the Mock 🐢 said: '🙊
+🦉 🐟 would go anywhere without a porpoise.'
+
+'Wouldn't it really?' said Alice in a 🏽 of great surprise.
+
+'Of course 🚯,' said the Mock 🐢: 'why, if a 🐟 came to ME, and
+told me he was going a journey, I should say "With what porpoise?"'
+
+'Don't you mean "purpose"?' said Alice.
+
+'I mean what I say,' the Mock 🐢 replied in an offended 🏽. And
+the Gryphon added 'Come, let's 🙉 some of YOUR adventures.'
+
+'I could tell you my adventures--beginning from this 🌅,' said
+Alice a little timidly: 'but it's 🙊 🇻🇮 going 🔙 to yesterday,
+because I was a different person then.'
+
+'Explain all that,' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'🙊, 🙊! The adventures 🥇,' said the Gryphon in an impatient 🏽:
+'explanations take such a dreadful time.'
+
+So Alice began telling them her adventures from the time when she 🥇
+saw the White 🐇. She was a little nervous about it just at 🥇,
+the 2️⃣ creatures got so close to her, 1️⃣ on each side, and 📖
+their 👀 and 😦 so VERY wide, but she gained courage as she went
+on. Her listeners were perfectly 🔇 till she got to the 〽 about
+her 🔁 'YOU ARE 🗝, 👪 WILLIAM,' to the Caterpillar, and the
+words all coming different, and then the Mock 🐢 drew a long breath,
+and said 'That's very curious.'
+
+'It's all about as curious as it can be,' said the Gryphon.
+
+'It all came different!' the Mock 🐢 🔁 thoughtfully. 'I
+should like to 🙉 her try and 🔁 something now. Tell her to
+begin.' He looked at the Gryphon as if he 💭 it had some kind of
+authority over Alice.
+
+'Stand 🆙 and 🔁 "'TIS THE VOICE OF THE SLUGGARD,"' said the
+Gryphon.
+
+'How the creatures order 1️⃣ about, and make 1️⃣ 🔁 lessons!'
+💭 Alice; 'I might as well be at 🏫 at once.' However, she
+got 🆙, and began to 🔁 it, but her 🗣 was so 🌝 of the Lobster
+Quadrille, that she hardly knew what she was saying, and the words came
+very queer indeed:--
+
+  ''Tis the voice of the Lobster; I 🇭🇲 him declare,
+  "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair."
+  As a 🦆 with its eyelids, so he with his 👃
+  Trims his belt and his 🔽, and turns out his toes.'
+
+       [later editions continued as follows
+  When the ⌛ are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
+  And will talk in contemptuous 🏿 of the 🦈,
+  But, when the tide 💹 and 🦈 are around,
+  His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.]
+
+'That's different from what I 🇻🇮 to say when I was a 🚸,' said the
+Gryphon.
+
+'Well, I never 🇭🇲 it before,' said the Mock 🐢; 'but it sounds
+uncommon nonsense.'
+
+Alice said nothing; she had sat 📩 with her 😡 in her 👬,
+wondering if anything would EVER happen in a natural way again.
+
+'I should like to have it explained,' said the Mock 🐢.
+
+'She can't explain it,' said the Gryphon hastily. 'Go on with the next
+verse.'
+
+'But about his toes?' the Mock 🐢 persisted. 'How COULD he turn them
+out with his 👃, you know?'
+
+'It's the 🥇 position in dancing.' Alice said; but was dreadfully
+puzzled by the whole thing, and longed to change the subject.
+
+'Go on with the next verse,' the Gryphon 🔁 impatiently: 'it
+begins "I passed by his 🏡."'
+
+Alice did 🚯 dare to disobey, though she felt sure it would all come
+wrong, and she went on in a trembling voice:--
+
+  'I passed by his 🏡, and 💋, with 1️⃣ 👁,
+  How the 🦉 and the Panther were sharing a pie--'
+
+    [later editions continued as follows
+  The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and 🥓,
+  While the 🦉 had the 📡 as its share of the treat.
+  When the pie was all finished, the 🦉, as a boon,
+  Was kindly permitted to pocket the 🥄:
+  While the Panther received 🗡 and 🍴 with a growl,
+  And concluded the banquet--]
+
+'What IS the 🇻🇮 of 🔁 all that stuff,' the Mock 🐢
+interrupted, 'if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most
+confusing thing I ever 🇭🇲!'
+
+'Yes, I think you'd better leave 📴,' said the Gryphon: and Alice was
+only too glad to do so.
+
+'Shall we try another figure of the Lobster Quadrille?' the Gryphon went
+on. 'Or would you like the Mock 🐢 to sing you a song?'
+
+'Oh, a song, please, if the Mock 🐢 would be so kind,' Alice
+replied, so eagerly that the Gryphon said, in a rather offended 🏽,
+'Hm! 🙊 accounting for tastes! Sing her "🐢 Soup," will you, 🗝
+fellow?'
+
+The Mock 🐢 sighed deeply, and began, in a voice sometimes choked
+with 😭, to sing this:--
+
+   'Beautiful Soup, so rich and 🍏,
+   Waiting in a ♨ tureen!
+   Who for such dainties would 🚯 stoop?
+   Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
+   Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
+     Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
+     Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
+   Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
+     Beautiful, beautiful Soup!
+
+   'Beautiful Soup! Who 💅 for 🐟,
+   🎲, or any other 📡?
+   Who would 🚯 give all else for 2️⃣
+   Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
+   Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
+     Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
+     Beau--ootiful Soo--oop!
+   Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
+     Beautiful, beauti--FUL SOUP!'
+
+'Chorus again!' cried the Gryphon, and the Mock 🐢 had just begun
+to 🔁 it, when a 😿 of 'The trial's beginning!' was 🇭🇲 in the
+distance.
+
+'Come on!' cried the Gryphon, and, taking Alice by the ✌, it hurried
+📴, without waiting for the 🔚 of the song.
+
+'What trial is it?' Alice panted as she ran; but the Gryphon only
+answered 'Come on!' and ran the faster, while more and more faintly
+came, carried on the breeze that followed them, the melancholy words:--
+
+   'Soo--oop of the e--e--evening,
+     Beautiful, beautiful Soup!'
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI. Who Stole the Tarts?
+
+The 👑 and 👑 of 💌 were 💺 on their throne when they
+arrived, with a great crowd assembled about them--all sorts of little
+🐦 and beasts, as well as the whole pack of ♣: the Knave was
+standing before them, in ⛓, with a soldier on each side to 💂
+him; and near the 👑 was the White 🐇, with a 🎺 in 1️⃣ ✌,
+and a 📜 of parchment in the other. In the very middle of the court
+was a table, with a large 📡 of tarts upon it: they looked so good,
+that it made Alice quite hungry to look at them--'I wish they'd get the
+trial done,' she 💭, 'and ✌ round the refreshments!' But there
+seemed to be 🙊 chance of this, so she began looking at everything about
+her, to pass away the time.
+
+Alice had never been in a court of ♎ before, but she had read
+about them in 📚, and she was quite pleased to find that she knew
+the Brow. of nearly everything there. 'That's the judge,' she said to
+herself, 'because of his great wig.'
+
+The judge, by the way, was the 👑; and as he wore his 👑 over the
+wig, (look at the frontispiece if you want to 🙈 how he did it,) he did
+🚯 look at all comfortable, and it was certainly 🚯 becoming.
+
+'And that's the jury-🗳,' 💭 Alice, 'and those 🕧 creatures,'
+(she was obliged to say 'creatures,' you 🙈, because some of them were
+animals, and some were 🐦,) 'I suppose they are the jurors.' She said
+this last word 2️⃣ or 🔊 times over to herself, being rather proud of
+it: for she 💭, and rightly too, that very few little 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 of her
+age knew the meaning of it at all. However, 'jury-men' would have done
+just as well.
+
+The 🕧 jurors were all ✍ very busily on slates. 'What are they
+doing?' Alice whispered to the Gryphon. 'They can't have anything to put
+📩 yet, before the trial's begun.'
+
+'They're putting 📩 their 📛,' the Gryphon whispered in reply, 'for
+😱 they should forget them before the 🔚 of the trial.'
+
+'Stupid things!' Alice began in a 📢, indignant voice, but she ⏹
+hastily, for the White 🐇 cried out, 'Silence in the court!' and the
+👑 put on his spectacles and looked anxiously round, to make out who
+was talking.
+
+Alice could 🙈, as well as if she were looking over their shoulders,
+that all the jurors were ✍ 📩 'stupid things!' on their slates,
+and she could even make out that 1️⃣ of them didn't know how to spell
+'stupid,' and that he had to 🙏 his neighbour to tell him. 'A nice
+muddle their slates'll be in before the trial's over!' 💭 Alice.
+
+1️⃣ of the jurors had a ✏ that squeaked. This of course, Alice
+could 🚯 stand, and she went round the court and got behind him, and
+very 🔜 found an opportunity of taking it away. She did it so quickly
+that the poor little juror (it was 💶, the 🦎) could 🚯 make out
+at all what had become of it; so, after hunting all about for it, he was
+obliged to ✍ with 1️⃣ 🤘 for the rest of the day; and this was
+of very little 🇺🇲, as it ◀ 🙊 ❗ on the slate.
+
+'Herald, read the accusation!' said the 👑.
+
+On this the White 🐇 blew 🔊 blasts on the 🎺, and then
+unrolled the parchment 📜, and read as follows:--
+
+   'The 👑 of 💗, she made some tarts,
+      All on a summer day:
+    The Knave of ♥, he stole those tarts,
+      And took them quite away!'
+
+'Consider your verdict,' the 👑 said to the jury.
+
+'🚯 yet, 🚯 yet!' the 🐇 hastily interrupted. 'There's a great
+deal to come before that!'
+
+'📲 the 🥇 witness,' said the 👑; and the White 🐇 blew 🔊
+blasts on the 🎺, and 📲 out, '🥇 witness!'
+
+The 🥇 witness was the Hatter. He came in with a 🍵 in 1️⃣
+✌ and a piece of 🍞-and-butter in the other. 'I beg pardon, your
+Majesty,' he began, 'for bringing these in: but I hadn't quite finished
+my 🍵 when I was 📤 for.'
+
+'You ought to have finished,' said the 👑. 'When did you begin?'
+
+The Hatter looked at the March Hare, who had followed him into the
+court, arm-in-arm with the Dormouse. 'Fourteenth of March, I think it
+was,' he said.
+
+'Fifteenth,' said the March Hare.
+
+'Sixteenth,' added the Dormouse.
+
+'✍ that 📩,' the 👑 said to the jury, and the jury eagerly
+wrote 📩 all 🔊 📅 on their slates, and then added them 🆙, and
+reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
+
+'Take 📴 your 👷,' the 👑 said to the Hatter.
+
+'It isn't mine,' said the Hatter.
+
+'Stolen!' the 👑 exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a
+memorandum of the fact.
+
+'I keep them to sell,' the Hatter added as an explanation; 'I've none of
+my own. I'm a hatter.'
+
+Here the 👑 put on her spectacles, and began staring at the Hatter,
+who turned pale and fidgeted.
+
+'Give your evidence,' said the 👑; 'and don't be nervous, or I'll have
+you executed on the spot.'
+
+This did 🚯 seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting
+from 1️⃣ foot to the other, looking uneasily at the 👑, and in
+his confusion he bit a large piece out of his 🍵 instead of the
+🍞-and-butter.
+
+Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation, which puzzled
+her a good deal until she made out what it was: she was beginning to
+grow larger again, and she 💭 at 🥇 she would get 🆙 and leave
+the court; but on 🥈 💭 she decided to remain where she was as
+long as there was room for her.
+
+'I wish you wouldn't squeeze so.' said the Dormouse, who was sitting
+next to her. 'I can hardly breathe.'
+
+'I can't 🆘 it,' said Alice very meekly: 'I'm growing.'
+
+'You've 🙊 ⏯ to grow here,' said the Dormouse.
+
+'Don't talk nonsense,' said Alice more boldly: 'you know you're growing
+too.'
+
+'Yes, but I grow at a reasonable pace,' said the Dormouse: '🚯 in that
+ridiculous fashion.' And he got 🆙 very sulkily and 🎌 over to the
+other side of the court.
+
+All this time the 👑 had never ◀ 📴 staring at the Hatter, and,
+just as the Dormouse 🎌 the court, she said to 1️⃣ of the officers
+of the court, 'Bring me the list of the singers in the last concert!' on
+which the wretched Hatter trembled so, that he shook both his 👡 📴.
+
+'Give your evidence,' the 👑 🔁 angrily, 'or I'll have you
+executed, whether you're nervous or 🚯.'
+
+'I'm a poor 👨, your Majesty,' the Hatter began, in a trembling voice,
+'--and I hadn't begun my 🍵--🚯 above a week or so--and what with the
+🍞-and-butter getting so thin--and the twinkling of the 🍵--'
+
+'The twinkling of the what?' said the 👑.
+
+'It began with the 🍵,' the Hatter replied.
+
+'Of course twinkling begins with a T!' said the 👑 sharply. 'Do you
+take me for a dunce? Go on!'
+
+'I'm a poor 👨,' the Hatter went on, 'and most things twinkled after
+that--only the March Hare said--'
+
+'I didn't!' the March Hare interrupted in a great hurry.
+
+'You did!' said the Hatter.
+
+'I deny it!' said the March Hare.
+
+'He denies it,' said the 👑: 'leave out that 〽.'
+
+'Well, at any rate, the Dormouse said--' the Hatter went on, looking
+anxiously round to 🙈 if he would deny it too: but the Dormouse denied
+nothing, being ⏩ asleep.
+
+'After that,' continued the Hatter, 'I cut some more 🍞-and-butter--'
+
+'But what did the Dormouse say?' 1️⃣ of the jury 🙏.
+
+'That I can't remember,' said the Hatter.
+
+'You MUST remember,' remarked the 👑, 'or I'll have you executed.'
+
+The miserable Hatter 💧 his 🍵 and 🍞-and-butter, and went
+📩 on 1️⃣ knee. 'I'm a poor 👨, your Majesty,' he began.
+
+'You're a very poor 🔈,' said the 👑.
+
+Here 1️⃣ of the 🇵🇬-🐷 cheered, and was immediately suppressed by
+the officers of the court. (As that is rather a hard word, I will just
+explain to you how it was done. They had a large canvas 🛍, which tied
+🆙 at the 👄 with strings: into this they slipped the 🇵🇬-🐖,
+🗣 🥇, and then sat upon it.)
+
+'I'm glad I've seen that done,' 💭 Alice. 'I've so often read
+in the newspapers, at the 🔚 of trials, "There was some attempts
+at applause, which was immediately suppressed by the officers of the
+court," and I never understood what it meant till now.'
+
+'If that's all you know about it, you may stand 📩,' continued the
+👑.
+
+'I can't go 🙊 lower,' said the Hatter: 'I'm on the 🤣, as it is.'
+
+'Then you may SIT 📩,' the 👑 replied.
+
+Here the other 🇵🇬-🐖 cheered, and was suppressed.
+
+'Come, that finished the 🇵🇬-🐖!' 💭 Alice. 'Now we shall get
+on better.'
+
+'I'd rather finish my 🍵,' said the Hatter, with an anxious look at the
+👑, who was reading the list of singers.
+
+'You may go,' said the 👑, and the Hatter hurriedly ◀ the court,
+without even waiting to put his 👟 on.
+
+'--and just take his 🗣 📴 outside,' the 👑 added to 1️⃣ of the
+officers: but the Hatter was out of sight before the officer could get
+to the 🚪.
+
+'📲 the next witness!' said the 👑.
+
+The next witness was the Duchess's 🇨🇰. She carried the 🌶-🗳 in
+her ✌, and Alice guessed who it was, even before she got into the
+court, by the way the people near the 🚪 began sneezing all at once.
+
+'Give your evidence,' said the 👑.
+
+'Shan't,' said the 🇨🇰.
+
+The 👑 looked anxiously at the White 🐇, who said in a 🔅 voice,
+'Your Majesty must ⛑-examine THIS witness.'
+
+'Well, if I must, I must,' the 👑 said, with a melancholy air, and,
+after folding his arms and 😦 at the 🇨🇰 till his 👀 were
+nearly out of sight, he said in a deep voice, 'What are tarts made of?'
+
+'🌶, mostly,' said the 🇨🇰.
+
+'Treacle,' said a sleepy voice behind her.
+
+'Collar that Dormouse,' the 👑 shrieked out. 'Behead that Dormouse!
+Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! 📴 with his
+whiskers!'
+
+For some minutes the whole court was in confusion, getting the Dormouse
+turned out, and, by the time they had settled 📩 again, the 🇨🇰 had
+disappeared.
+
+'Never mind!' said the 👑, with an air of great relief. '📲 the next
+witness.' And he added in an undertone to the 👑, 'Really, my dear,
+YOU must ⛑-examine the next witness. It quite makes my forehead
+ache!'
+
+Alice ⌚ the White 🐇 as he fumbled over the list, feeling very
+curious to 🙈 what the next witness would be like, '--for they haven't
+got much evidence YET,' she said to herself. Imagine her surprise, when
+the White 🐇 read out, at the 🔝 of his shrill little voice, the
+Brow. 'Alice!'
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII. Alice's Evidence
+
+
+'Here!' cried Alice, quite forgetting in the flurry of the moment how
+large she had grown in the last few minutes, and she jumped 🆙 in such
+a hurry that she tipped over the jury-🗳 with the edge of her skirt,
+upsetting all the jurymen on to the 🗣 of the crowd below, and there
+they lay sprawling about, reminding her very much of a 🌐 of goldfish
+she had accidentally upset the week before.
+
+'Oh, I BEG your pardon!' she exclaimed in a 🏽 of great dismay, and
+began ⛏ them 🆙 again as quickly as she could, for the accident of
+the goldfish kept 💨 in her 🗣, and she had a vague sort of 💡
+that they must be collected at once and put 🔙 into the jury-🗳, or
+they would 🎲.
+
+'The trial cannot proceed,' said the 👑 in a very grave voice, 'until
+all the jurymen are 🔙 in their proper places--ALL,' he 🔁 with
+great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said do.
+
+Alice looked at the jury-🗳, and saw that, in her haste, she had put
+the 🦎 in 🗣 downwards, and the poor little thing was 🏴 its
+tail about in a melancholy way, being quite unable to move. She 🔜 got
+it out again, and put it ⏯; '🚯 that it signifies much,' she said
+to herself; 'I should think it would be QUITE as much 🇻🇮 in the trial
+1️⃣ way 🆙 as the other.'
+
+As 🔜 as the jury had a little recovered from the shock of being
+upset, and their slates and 📝 had been found and 👉 🔙 to
+them, they 📐 to work very diligently to ✍ out a history of the
+accident, all except the 🦎, who seemed too much overcome to do
+anything but sit with its 👄 📬, gazing 🆙 into the roof of the
+court.
+
+'What do you know about this business?' the 👑 said to Alice.
+
+'Nothing,' said Alice.
+
+'Nothing WHATEVER?' persisted the 👑.
+
+'Nothing whatever,' said Alice.
+
+'That's very important,' the 👑 said, turning to the jury. They were
+just beginning to ✍ this 📩 on their slates, when the White 🐇
+interrupted: 'UNimportant, your Majesty means, of course,' he said in a
+very respectful 🏽, but ☹ and making 🐻 at him as he spoke.
+
+'UNimportant, of course, I meant,' the 👑 hastily said, and went on
+to himself in an undertone,
+
+'important--unimportant--unimportant--important--' as if he were trying
+which word sounded best.
+
+Some of the jury wrote it 📩 'important,' and some 'unimportant.'
+Alice could 🙈 this, as she was near enough to look over their slates;
+'but it doesn't matter a bit,' she 💭 to herself.
+
+At this moment the 👑, who had been for some time busily ✍ in
+his 💴-📗, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his 📗, 'Rule
+Forty-2️⃣. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE 🔊 TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
+
+Everybody looked at Alice.
+
+'I'M 🚯 a mile 🔊,' said Alice.
+
+'You are,' said the 👑.
+
+'Nearly 2️⃣ miles 🔊,' added the 👑.
+
+'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's 🚯 a
+regular rule: you invented it just now.'
+
+'It's the oldest rule in the 📗,' said the 👑.
+
+'Then it ought to be Number 1️⃣,' said Alice.
+
+The 👑 turned pale, and shut his 💴-📗 hastily. 'Consider your
+verdict,' he said to the jury, in a 🔅, trembling voice.
+
+'There's more evidence to come yet, please your Majesty,' said the White
+🐇, jumping 🆙 in a great hurry; 'this 🗞 has just been ⛏
+🆙.'
+
+'What's in it?' said the 👑.
+
+'I haven't 😄 it yet,' said the White 🐇, 'but it seems to be a
+📨, written by the prisoner to--to somebody.'
+
+'It must have been that,' said the 👑, 'unless it was written to
+nobody, which isn't usual, you know.'
+
+'Who is it directed to?' said 1️⃣ of the jurymen.
+
+'It isn't directed at all,' said the White 🐇; 'in fact, there's
+nothing written on the OUTSIDE.' He unfolded the 🗞 as he spoke, and
+added 'It isn't a 📨, after all: it's a 📐 of verses.'
+
+'Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' 🙏 another of the jurymen.
+
+'🙊, they're 🚯,' said the White 🐇, 'and that's the queerest thing
+about it.' (The jury all looked puzzled.)
+
+'He must have imitated somebody else's ✌,' said the 👑. (The jury
+all brightened 🆙 again.)
+
+'Please your Majesty,' said the Knave, 'I didn't ✍ it, and they
+can't prove I did: there's 🙊 Brow. signed at the 🔚.'
+
+'If you didn't sign it,' said the 👑, 'that only makes the matter
+worse. You MUST have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your
+Brow. like an honest 👨.'
+
+There was a general 👏 of 🤙 at this: it was the 🥇 really
+clever thing the 👑 had said that day.
+
+'That PROVES his guilt,' said the 👑.
+
+'It proves nothing of the sort!' said Alice. 'Why, you don't even know
+what they're about!'
+
+'Read them,' said the 👑.
+
+The White 🐇 put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please
+your Majesty?' he 🙏.
+
+'Begin at the beginning,' the 👑 said gravely, 'and go on till you
+come to the 🔚: then ⏹.'
+
+These were the verses the White 🐇 read:--
+
+   'They told me you had been to her,
+    And mentioned me to him:
+   She gave me a good character,
+    But said I could 🚯 🏊.
+
+   He 📤 them word I had 🚯 gone
+    (We know it to be true):
+   If she should push the matter on,
+    What would become of you?
+
+   I gave her 1️⃣, they gave him 2️⃣,
+    You gave us 🔊 or more;
+   They all returned from him to you,
+    Though they were mine before.
+
+   If I or she should chance to be
+    Involved in this affair,
+   He trusts to you to 📐 them 🆓,
+    Exactly as we were.
+
+   My notion was that you had been
+    (Before she had this fit)
+   An obstacle that came between
+    Him, and ourselves, and it.
+
+   Don't let him know she liked them best,
+    For this must ever be
+   A ㊙, kept from all the rest,
+    Between yourself and me.'
+
+'That's the most important piece of evidence we've 🇭🇲 yet,' said the
+👑, rubbing his 👐; 'so now let the jury--'
+
+'If any 1️⃣ of them can explain it,' said Alice, (she had grown so large
+in the last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting
+him,) 'I'll give him sixpence. _I_ don't believe there's an ⚛ of
+meaning in it.'
+
+The jury all wrote 📩 on their slates, 'SHE doesn't believe there's an
+⚛ of meaning in it,' but none of them attempted to explain the 🗞.
+
+'If there's 🙊 meaning in it,' said the 👑, 'that saves a 🌏 of
+trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know,'
+he went on, spreading out the verses on his knee, and looking at them
+with 1️⃣ 👁; 'I seem to 🙈 some meaning in them, after all. "--SAID
+I COULD 🚯 🏊--" you can't 🏊, can you?' he added, turning to the
+Knave.
+
+The Knave shook his 🗣 sadly. 'Do I look like it?' he said. (Which he
+certainly did 🚯, being made entirely of cardboard.)
+
+'All ⏯, so far,' said the 👑, and he went on muttering over
+the verses to himself: '"WE KNOW IT TO BE TRUE--" that's the jury, of
+course--"I GAVE HER 1️⃣, THEY GAVE HIM 2️⃣--" why, that must be what he
+did with the tarts, you know--'
+
+'But, it goes on "THEY ALL RETURNED FROM HIM TO YOU,"' said Alice.
+
+'Why, there they are!' said the 👑 triumphantly, 👉 to the tarts
+on the table. 'Nothing can be clearer than THAT. Then again--"BEFORE SHE
+HAD THIS FIT--" you never had fits, my dear, I think?' he said to the
+👑.
+
+'Never!' said the 👑 furiously, throwing an inkstand at the 🦎
+as she spoke. (The unfortunate little 💶 had ◀ 📴 ✍ on his
+slate with 1️⃣ 🤘, as he found it made 🙊 ❗; but he now hastily
+began again, 🇻🇮 the 🔏, that was trickling 📩 his 😡, as long as
+it lasted.)
+
+'Then the words don't FIT you,' said the 👑, looking round the court
+with a 😆. There was a dead silence.
+
+'It's a pun!' the 👑 added in an offended 🏽, and everybody 😂,
+'Let the jury consider their verdict,' the 👑 said, for about the
+twentieth time that day.
+
+'🙊, 🙊!' said the 👑. 'Sentence 🥇--verdict afterwards.'
+
+'Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. 'The 💡 of having the
+sentence 🥇!'
+
+'👬 your 👅!' said the 👑, turning purple.
+
+'I 😤't!' said Alice.
+
+'📴 with her 🗣!' the 👑 shouted at the 🔝 of her voice. Nobody
+moved.
+
+'Who 💅 for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her 🌝 size by this
+time.) 'You're nothing but a pack of 📇!'
+
+At this the whole pack 🌹 🆙 into the air, and came 🕊 📩 upon
+her: she gave a little 😱, half of fright and half of anger, and
+tried to beat them 📴, and found herself lying on the 🏦, with her
+🗣 in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead
+leaves that had 🍃 📩 from the 🎋 upon her 😡.
+
+'Wake 🆙, Alice dear!' said her sister; 'Why, what a long 😴 you've
+had!'
+
+'Oh, I've had such a curious dream!' said Alice, and she told her
+sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange Adventures
+of hers that you have just been reading about; and when she had
+finished, her sister 😽 her, and said, 'It WAS a curious dream,
+dear, certainly: but now run in to your 🍵; it's getting late.' So
+Alice got 🆙 and ran 📴, thinking while she ran, as well she might,
+what a wonderful dream it had been.
+
+But her sister sat still just as she ◀ her, leaning her 🗣 on her
+✌, ⌚ the 📐 🌇, and thinking of little Alice and all her
+wonderful Adventures, till she too began dreaming after a fashion, and
+this was her dream:--
+
+🥇, she dreamed of little Alice herself, and once again the tiny
+👋 were clasped upon her knee, and the 🌞 eager 👀 were looking
+🆙 into hers--she could 🙉 the very 🏾 of her voice, and 🙈 that
+queer little toss of her 🗣 to keep 🔙 the wandering hair that
+WOULD always get into her 👀--and still as she listened, or seemed to
+listen, the whole place around her became alive with the strange creatures
+of her little sister's dream.
+
+The long grass rustled at her 🐾 as the White 🐇 hurried by--the
+frightened 🐁 splashed his way through the neighbouring pool--she
+could 🙉 the rattle of the 🍵 as the March Hare and his friends
+shared their never-🔚 meal, and the shrill voice of the 👑
+ordering 📴 her unfortunate guests to execution--once more the 🐖-👶
+was sneezing on the Duchess's knee, while 🍽 and 📡 crashed
+around it--once more the shriek of the Gryphon, the squeaking of the
+🦎's slate-✏, and the choking of the suppressed 🇵🇬-🐷,
+filled the air, mixed 🆙 with the distant 😭 of the miserable Mock
+🐢.
+
+So she sat on, with 📕 👀, and half believed herself in
+Wonderland, though she knew she had but to 📬 them again, and all
+would change to dull reality--the grass would be only rustling in the
+🎐, and the pool rippling to the 🏴 of the reeds--the rattling
+🍵 would change to tinkling 🐑-🛎, and the 👑's shrill
+cries to the voice of the shepherd 👦--and the sneeze of the 👶, the
+shriek of the Gryphon, and all the other queer noises, would change (she
+knew) to the confused clamour of the busy farm-yard--while the 🔅
+of the cattle in the distance would take the place of the Mock 🐢's
+heavy 😭.
+
+Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers
+would, in the after-time, be herself a grown 👩; and how she would
+keep, through all her riper years, the simple and 🏩 💔 of her
+childhood: and how she would gather about her other little children, and
+make THEIR 👀 🌞 and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even
+with the dream of Wonderland of long ago: and how she would feel with
+all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys,
+remembering her own 🚸-life, and the happy summer days.
+
+              THE 🔚
+
+🔚 of Project Gutenberg's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll