dwemthy 0.1.0

data/.document

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+README.rdoc
+lib/**/*.rb
+bin/*
+features/**/*.feature
+LICENSE

data/.gitignore

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+## MAC OS
+.DS_Store
+
+## TEXTMATE
+*.tmproj
+tmtags
+
+## EMACS
+*~
+\#*
+.\#*
+
+## VIM
+*.swp
+
+## PROJECT::GENERAL
+coverage
+rdoc
+pkg
+
+## PROJECT::SPECIFIC

data/LICENSE

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+Copyright (c) why the lucky stiff
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
+a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
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+the following conditions:
+
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+
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+WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

data/README.rdoc

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+= dwemthy
+
+In this game, you are a rabbit who is going to die. A dragon is going to do it. Deep in Dwemthy's Array.
+
+Please, never ask who Dwemthy is. Obviously he is a mastermind and would never disclose his location or true identity. He has sired dynasties. He has set living ogres aflame. Horses everywhere smell him at all times. Most of all, he knows carnal pleasures. And to think that this...
+
+This is his Array.
+
+A scalding SEETHING LAVA infiltrates the cacauphonous ENGORGED MINESHAFTS deep within the ageless canopy of the DWEMTHY FOREST... chalky and nocturnal screams from the belly of the RAVENOUS WILD STORKUPINE... who eats wet goslings RIGHT AFTER they've had a few graham crackers and a midday nap... amidst starved hippos TECHNICALLY ORPHANED but truthfully sheltered by umbrellas owned jointly by car dealership conglomerates... beneath uncapped vials of mildly pulpy BLUE ELIXIR... which shall remain... heretofore... UNDISTURBED... DWEMTHY!!!
+
+Contrary to the ill-guided notions of certain introductory comics, DWEMTHY'S ARRAY is not a mind puzzle. It is a short 60 line role-playing game that is played with Ruby metaprogramming. The game comes from chapter six of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby.
+
+To play, you must have Ruby (the beloved programming language) on your computer. If you don't, you must leave Dwemthy's Array immediately and never speak of it, except with your legal guardian to whom your life is entrusted.
+
+More info: http://mislav.uniqpath.com/poignant-guide/dwemthy/
+
+== To play
+
+* gem install dwemthy; dwemthy
+
+
+== Note on Patches/Pull Requests
+ 
+* Fork the project.
+* Make your feature addition or bug fix.
+* Commit, do not mess with rakefile, version, or history.
+  (if you want to have your own version, that is fine but bump version in a commit by itself I can ignore when I pull)
+* Send me a pull request. Bonus points for topic branches.
+
+== Copyright
+
+See LICENSE for details.

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+require 'rubygems'
+require 'rake'
+
+begin
+  require 'jeweler'
+  Jeweler::Tasks.new do |gem|
+    gem.name = "dwemthy"
+    gem.summary = "$$$ DWEMTHY_S ARRAY ^!^ A RUBY MINI_DUNGEON ^!^ ONLY 60 LINES OF CODE ^!^ DWEMTY IS WATCHING ^!^ A STALE BREATH IS ON YOUR NAPE, IS IT NOT ?? ^!^ DWEMTHY COMETH $$$"
+    gem.description = "DWEMTHY'S ARRAY is not a mind puzzle. It is a short 60 line role-playing game that is played with Ruby metaprogramming. The game comes from chapter six of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby."
+    gem.email = "caffeine@gmail.com"
+    gem.homepage = "http://github.com/caffo/dwemthy"
+    gem.authors = ["rodrigo franco (caffo)"]
+    # gem.add_development_dependency "thoughtbot-shoulda", ">= 0"
+    # gem is a Gem::Specification... see http://www.rubygems.org/read/chapter/20 for additional settings
+  end
+  Jeweler::GemcutterTasks.new
+rescue LoadError
+  puts "Jeweler (or a dependency) not available. Install it with: gem install jeweler"
+end
+
+require 'rake/testtask'
+Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do |test|
+  test.libs << 'lib' << 'test'
+  test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
+  test.verbose = true
+end
+
+begin
+  require 'rcov/rcovtask'
+  Rcov::RcovTask.new do |test|
+    test.libs << 'test'
+    test.pattern = 'test/**/test_*.rb'
+    test.verbose = true
+  end
+rescue LoadError
+  task :rcov do
+    abort "RCov is not available. In order to run rcov, you must: sudo gem install spicycode-rcov"
+  end
+end
+
+task :test => :check_dependencies
+
+task :default => :test
+
+require 'rake/rdoctask'
+Rake::RDocTask.new do |rdoc|
+  version = File.exist?('VERSION') ? File.read('VERSION') : ""
+
+  rdoc.rdoc_dir = 'rdoc'
+  rdoc.title = "dwemthy #{version}"
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('README*')
+  rdoc.rdoc_files.include('lib/**/*.rb')
+end

data/VERSION

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+0.1.0

data/bin/dwemthy

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+$:.unshift(File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/../lib')
+
+require 'irb'
+module IRB # :nodoc:
+  def self.start_session(binding)
+    unless @__initialized
+      args = ARGV
+      ARGV.replace(ARGV.dup)
+      IRB.setup(nil)
+      ARGV.replace(args)
+      @__initialized = true
+    end
+ 
+    workspace = WorkSpace.new(binding)
+ 
+    irb = Irb.new(workspace)
+ 
+    @CONF[:IRB_RC].call(irb.context) if @CONF[:IRB_RC]
+    @CONF[:MAIN_CONTEXT] = irb.context
+ 
+    catch(:IRB_EXIT) do
+      irb.eval_input
+    end
+  end
+end
+
+
+require 'dwemthy'
+dwarr = DwemthysArray[IndustrialRaverMonkey.new,
+                      DwarvenAngel.new,
+                      AssistantViceTentacleAndOmbudsman.new,
+                      TeethDeer.new,
+                      IntrepidDecomposedCyclist.new,
+                      Dragon.new]                                                                                        
+
+IRB.start_session(Kernel.binding)

data/dwemthy.gemspec

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+# Generated by jeweler
+# DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE DIRECTLY
+# Instead, edit Jeweler::Tasks in Rakefile, and run the gemspec command
+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name = %q{dwemthy}
+  s.version = "0.1.0"
+
+  s.required_rubygems_version = Gem::Requirement.new(">= 0") if s.respond_to? :required_rubygems_version=
+  s.authors = ["rodrigo franco (caffo)"]
+  s.date = %q{2010-08-19}
+  s.default_executable = %q{dwemthy}
+  s.description = %q{DWEMTHY'S ARRAY is not a mind puzzle. It is a short 60 line role-playing game that is played with Ruby metaprogramming. The game comes from chapter six of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby.}
+  s.email = %q{caffeine@gmail.com}
+  s.executables = ["dwemthy"]
+  s.extra_rdoc_files = [
+    "LICENSE",
+     "README.rdoc"
+  ]
+  s.files = [
+    ".document",
+     ".gitignore",
+     "LICENSE",
+     "README.rdoc",
+     "Rakefile",
+     "VERSION",
+     "bin/dwemthy",
+     "dwemthy.gemspec",
+     "lib/creature.rb",
+     "lib/dwemthy.rb",
+     "lib/foes.rb",
+     "lib/rabbit.rb",
+     "test/helper.rb",
+     "test/test_dwemthy.rb"
+  ]
+  s.homepage = %q{http://github.com/caffo/dwemthy}
+  s.rdoc_options = ["--charset=UTF-8"]
+  s.require_paths = ["lib"]
+  s.rubygems_version = %q{1.3.7}
+  s.summary = %q{$$$ DWEMTHY_S ARRAY ^!^ A RUBY MINI_DUNGEON ^!^ ONLY 60 LINES OF CODE ^!^ DWEMTY IS WATCHING ^!^ A STALE BREATH IS ON YOUR NAPE, IS IT NOT ?? ^!^ DWEMTHY COMETH $$$}
+  s.test_files = [
+    "test/helper.rb",
+     "test/test_dwemthy.rb"
+  ]
+
+  if s.respond_to? :specification_version then
+    current_version = Gem::Specification::CURRENT_SPECIFICATION_VERSION
+    s.specification_version = 3
+
+    if Gem::Version.new(Gem::VERSION) >= Gem::Version.new('1.2.0') then
+    else
+    end
+  else
+  end
+end
+

data/lib/creature.rb

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+# The guts of life force within Dwemthy's Array
+class Creature
+
+  # Get a metaclass for this class
+  def self.metaclass; class << self; self; end; end
+
+  # Advanced metaprogramming code for nice, clean traits
+  def self.traits( *arr )
+    return @traits if arr.empty?
+
+    # 1. Set up accessors for each variable
+    attr_accessor *arr
+
+    # 2. Add a new class method to for each trait.
+    arr.each do |a|
+      metaclass.instance_eval do
+        define_method( a ) do |val|
+          @traits ||= {}
+          @traits[a] = val
+        end
+      end
+    end
+
+    # 3. For each monster, the `initialize' method
+    #    should use the default number for each trait.
+    class_eval do
+      define_method( :initialize ) do
+        self.class.traits.each do |k,v|
+          instance_variable_set("@#{k}", v)
+        end
+      end
+    end
+
+  end
+
+  # Creature attributes are read-only
+  traits :life, :strength, :charisma, :weapon
+
+  # This method applies a hit taken during a fight.
+  def hit( damage )
+    p_up = rand( charisma )
+    if p_up % 9 == 7
+      @life += p_up / 4
+      puts "[#{ self.class } magick powers up #{ p_up }!]"
+    end 
+    @life -= damage
+    puts "[#{ self.class } has died.]" if @life <= 0
+  end
+
+  # This method takes one turn in a fight.
+  def fight( enemy, weapon )
+    if life <= 0
+      puts "[#{ self.class } is too dead to fight!]"
+      return
+    end
+
+    # Attack the opponent
+    your_hit = rand( strength + weapon )
+    puts "[You hit with #{ your_hit } points of damage!]"
+    enemy.hit( your_hit )
+
+    # Retaliation
+    p enemy
+    if enemy.life > 0
+      enemy_hit = rand( enemy.strength + enemy.weapon )
+      puts "[Your enemy hit with #{ enemy_hit } points of damage!]"
+      self.hit( enemy_hit )
+    end
+  end
+
+end

data/lib/dwemthy.rb

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+require 'creature'
+require 'rabbit'
+require 'foes'
+
+class DwemthysArray < Array
+  alias _inspect inspect
+  def inspect; "#<#{ self.class }#{ _inspect }>"; end
+  def method_missing( meth, *args )
+    answer = first.send( meth, *args )
+    if first.life <= 0
+      shift
+      if empty?
+        puts "[Whoa.  You decimated Dwemthy's Array!]"
+      else
+        puts "[Get ready. #{ first.class } has emerged.]"
+      end
+    end
+    answer || 0
+  end
+end
+
+dwarr = DwemthysArray[IndustrialRaverMonkey.new,
+                      DwarvenAngel.new,
+                      AssistantViceTentacleAndOmbudsman.new,
+                      TeethDeer.new,
+                      IntrepidDecomposedCyclist.new,
+                      Dragon.new]
+
+@ohai = <<-END
+
+                                           _                                          
+ ____  _ _ _ _____ _____ _____ _____ __ __| |_____    _____ _____ _____ _____ __ __   
+|    \| | | |   __|     |_   _|  |  |  |  |_|   __|  |  _  | __  | __  |  _  |  |  |  
+|  |  | | | |   __| | | | | | |     |_   _| |__   |  |     |    -|    -|     |_   _|  
+|____/|_____|_____|_|_|_| |_| |__|__| |_|   |_____|  |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__| |_|    
+
+
+DWEMTHY'S ARRAY is not a mind puzzle. It is a short 60 line role-playing game that is played with Ruby metaprogramming. The game comes from chapter six of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby - http://mislav.uniqpath.com/poignant-guide/.
+
+You Are A Rabbit, UNTIL!
+------------------------
+
+In this game, you are a rabbit who is going to die. A dragon is going to do it. Deep in Dwemthy's Array.
+
+Please, never ask who Dwemthy is. Obviously he is a mastermind and would never disclose his location or true identity. He has sired dynasties. He has set living ogres aflame. Horses everywhere smell him at all times. Most of all, he knows carnal pleasures. And to think that this...
+
+This is his Array.
+
+#{dwarr.inspect}
+
+If you don't understand Dwemthy's Array, it is Dwemthy's fault. He designed the game to complicate our lives and were it simpler, it would not be the awe-inspiring quest we've come to cherish in our arms this very hour.
+
+Introducing: You.
+-----------------
+
+You have four weapons. I shan't describe them further. Ok, I will:
+
+^ - little boomerang
+/ - the hero's sword is unlimited!!
+% - lettuce will build your strength and extra ruffage  will fly in the face of your opponent!!
+* - bombs, but you only have three!!
+
+How to Play
+-----------
+
+To get the fight started, make sure you've created one of you:
+
+r = Rabbit.new
+
+Now use the little boomerang to kill monsters who dell in the fetid array!
+
+> r * dwarr
+[You hit with 4 points of damage!]
+#<DwemthysArray[#<IndustrialRaverMonkey:0x1005279d8 @charisma=91, @strength=35, @life=42, @weapon=2>, #<DwarvenAngel:0x100527758 @charisma=144, @strength=6, @life=540, @weapon=50>, #<AssistantViceTentacleAndOmbudsman:0x1005274d8 @charisma=144, @strength=6, @life=320, @weapon=50>, #<TeethDeer:0x100527258 @charisma=19, @strength=192, @life=655, @weapon=109>, #<IntrepidDecomposedCyclist:0x100526fd8 @charisma=422, @strength=560, @life=901, @weapon=105>, #<Dragon:0x100526b78 @charisma=1020, @strength=451, @life=1340, @weapon=939>]>
+[Your enemy hit with 16 points of damage!]
+[Rabbit magick powers up 25!]
+[Rabbit has died.]
+
+For crying out loud!! Our sample rabbit died!!
+
+Grim prospects. I can't ask you to return to the rabbit kingdom, though. Just pretend like you didn't die and make a whole new rabbit. Iterate until perfection.
+
+Fight the Array and the monsters will appear as you go. Godspeed and may you return with harrowing tales and nary an angel talon piercing through your shoulder.
+
+Oh, and none of this "I'm too young to die" business. I'm sick of that crap. I'm not going to have you insulting our undead young people. They are our future. After our future is over, that is.
+
+END
+
+puts @ohai

data/lib/foes.rb

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+class IndustrialRaverMonkey < Creature
+  life 46
+  strength 35
+  charisma 91
+  weapon 2
+end
+
+class DwarvenAngel < Creature
+  life 540
+  strength 6
+  charisma 144
+  weapon 50
+end
+
+class AssistantViceTentacleAndOmbudsman < Creature
+  life 320
+  strength 6
+  charisma 144
+  weapon 50
+end
+
+class TeethDeer < Creature
+  life 655
+  strength 192
+  charisma 19
+  weapon 109
+end
+
+class IntrepidDecomposedCyclist < Creature
+  life 901
+  strength 560
+  charisma 422
+  weapon 105
+end
+
+class Dragon < Creature
+  life 1340     # tough scales
+  strength 451  # bristling veins
+  charisma 1020 # toothy smile
+  weapon 939    # fire breath
+end

data/lib/rabbit.rb

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+class Rabbit < Creature
+  traits :bombs
+
+  life 10
+  strength 2
+  charisma 44
+  weapon 4
+  bombs 3
+
+  # little boomerang
+  def ^( enemy )
+    fight( enemy, 13 )
+  end
+  # the hero's sword is unlimited!!
+  def /( enemy )
+    fight( enemy, rand( 4 + ( ( enemy.life % 10 ) ** 2 ) ) )
+  end
+  # lettuce will build your strength and extra ruffage
+  # will fly in the face of your opponent!!
+  def %( enemy )
+    lettuce = rand( charisma )
+    puts "[Healthy lettuce gives you #{ lettuce } life points!!]"
+    @life += lettuce
+    fight( enemy, 0 )
+  end
+  # bombs, but you only have three!!
+  def *( enemy )
+    if @bombs.zero?
+      puts "[UHN!! You're out of bombs!!]"
+      return
+    end
+    @bombs -= 1
+    fight( enemy, 86 )
+  end
+end

data/test/helper.rb

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+require 'rubygems'
+require 'test/unit'
+require 'shoulda'
+
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'lib'))
+$LOAD_PATH.unshift(File.dirname(__FILE__))
+require 'dwemthy'
+
+class Test::Unit::TestCase
+end

data/test/test_dwemthy.rb

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+require 'helper'
+
+class TestDwemthy < Test::Unit::TestCase
+  should "probably rename this file and start testing for real" do
+    flunk "hey buddy, you should probably rename this file and start testing for real"
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification 
+name: dwemthy
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+  hash: 27
+  prerelease: false
+  segments: 
+  - 0
+  - 1
+  - 0
+  version: 0.1.0
+platform: ruby
+authors: 
+- rodrigo franco (caffo)
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+
+date: 2010-08-19 00:00:00 -03:00
+default_executable: dwemthy
+dependencies: []
+
+description: DWEMTHY'S ARRAY is not a mind puzzle. It is a short 60 line role-playing game that is played with Ruby metaprogramming. The game comes from chapter six of Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby.
+email: caffeine@gmail.com
+executables: 
+- dwemthy
+extensions: []
+
+extra_rdoc_files: 
+- LICENSE
+- README.rdoc
+files: 
+- .document
+- .gitignore
+- LICENSE
+- README.rdoc
+- Rakefile
+- VERSION
+- bin/dwemthy
+- dwemthy.gemspec
+- lib/creature.rb
+- lib/dwemthy.rb
+- lib/foes.rb
+- lib/rabbit.rb
+- test/helper.rb
+- test/test_dwemthy.rb
+has_rdoc: true
+homepage: http://github.com/caffo/dwemthy
+licenses: []
+
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: 
+- --charset=UTF-8
+require_paths: 
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  none: false
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      hash: 3
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement 
+  none: false
+  requirements: 
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version 
+      hash: 3
+      segments: 
+      - 0
+      version: "0"
+requirements: []
+
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.3.7
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: $$$ DWEMTHY_S ARRAY ^!^ A RUBY MINI_DUNGEON ^!^ ONLY 60 LINES OF CODE ^!^ DWEMTY IS WATCHING ^!^ A STALE BREATH IS ON YOUR NAPE, IS IT NOT ?? ^!^ DWEMTHY COMETH $$$
+test_files: 
+- test/helper.rb
+- test/test_dwemthy.rb