curse 0.0.1 → 1.0.0

data/README.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # Curse
 
-TODO: Write a gem description
+    make ruby objects curse each other, just curse, or become cursed.
 
 ## Installation
 
@@ -18,7 +18,13 @@ Or install it yourself as:
 
 ## Usage
 
-TODO: Write usage instructions here
+    require 'curse'
+
+    6.curse 7
+    curse
+
+    victim = MyClass.new
+    victim.curse! #and watch the fireworks
 
 ## Contributing
 

data/lib/curse.rb

@@ -1,15 +1,67 @@
 require "curse/version"
 
 module Curse
+  @@curses = {}
 
-end
+  def self.register(handle, klass)
+    @@curses[handle] = klass.new
+  end
 
-module Kernel
+  def self.language=(handle)
+    @@active = @@curses[handle]
+  end
 
-  def curse!
+  def curses
     rand(4).times.map do
-      (3 + rand(4)).times.map { ['%','#','@', '*', '&'].sample  }.join
+      @@active.curse
     end.join(' ') + '!'
+  end
+
+  def adverbs
+    rand(4).times.map { @@active.adverb }
+  end
+
+  class Comic
+
+    def curse
+      (3 + rand(4)).times.map { ['%','#','@', '*', '&'].sample  }.join
+    end
+
+    def adverb
+      "#{curse}ing"
+    end
+
+  end
+
+
+
+end
+
+Curse.register(:comic, Curse::Comic)
+Curse.language = :comic
+
+
+class Object
+  include Curse
+
+  def curse(other = nil)
+    if other
+      "#{self}: #{ Kernel.adverbs.join(' ') } #{other}"
+    else
+      "#{self}: #{Kernel.curses}"
+    end
+  end
+
+  def curse!
+
+    (methods - Object.methods).sample(4).each do |method|
+
+      define_singleton_method method do |*args|
+        puts self.curse
+        rand(20)
+      end
+
+    end
 
   end
 

data/lib/curse/version.rb

@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
 module Curse
-  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+  VERSION = "1.0.0"
 end

metadata

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
 name: curse
 version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
-  version: 0.0.1
+  version: 1.0.0
   prerelease: 
 platform: ruby
 authors:
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ authors:
 autorequire: 
 bindir: bin
 cert_chain: []
-date: 2013-07-08 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+date: 2013-08-31 00:00:00.000000000 Z
 dependencies: []
 description: make ruby curse
 email: