clarence 0.1987.0 → 1987.0.0
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- data/lib/clarence.rb +1 -1
- data/lib/clarence/handle.rb +18 -0
- data/lib/clarence/version.rb +1 -1
- metadata +7 -8
data/lib/clarence.rb
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require 'clarence/bitches'
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class Clarence
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def self.handle(quote)
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case quote
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when "H-hey, now wait a second"
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sleep 1
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when "Now wait a minute... you're taking this kind of personally, aren't you?"
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sleep 60
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when "I'll bet that really pisses you off."
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handle("I'll bet that really pisses you off.")
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when "Bye-bye baby.", "Sayonara, Robocop!"
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Bitches.leave
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when "Okay, fun's over."
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Bitches.leave!
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end
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end
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end
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data/lib/clarence/version.rb
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--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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name: clarence
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version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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hash:
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prerelease:
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hash: 15879
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prerelease:
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segments:
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- 1987
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- 0
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version: 1987.0.0
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platform: ruby
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authors:
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- Dylan Egan
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bindir: bin
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cert_chain: []
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date: 2011-
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default_executable:
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date: 2011-04-10 00:00:00 Z
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dependencies: []
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description: Come on now, man, you're making me nervous. Come on, you can't do this! Don't mess around! Hey! Hey! Hey, man, now don't get cute!
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- clarence.jpg
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- lib/clarence.rb
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- lib/clarence/bitches.rb
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- lib/clarence/handle.rb
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- lib/clarence/version.rb
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- test/clarence_polite_test.rb
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- test/clarence_test.rb
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has_rdoc: true
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homepage: https://github.com/dylanegan/clarence
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licenses: []
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requirements: []
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rubyforge_project: clarence
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rubygems_version: 1.
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rubygems_version: 1.7.1
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signing_key:
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specification_version: 3
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summary: Get some Clarence J. Boddicker in your Ruby.
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