cinch_joker 0.0.1

data/.gitignore

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+*.gem
+.bundle
+Gemfile.lock
+pkg/*

data/Gemfile

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+source "http://rubygems.org"
+
+# Specify your gem's dependencies in cinch_joker.gemspec
+gemspec

data/Rakefile

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+require "bundler/gem_tasks"

data/Readme.markdown

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+Add the joker to your cinch bot as a plugin:
+
+```ruby
+bot = Cinch::Bot.new do
+  configure do |c|
+    c.server          = "irc.freenode.net"
+    c.plugins.plugins = [
+      Cinch::Plugins::Joker
+    ]
+  end
+end
+```
+
+Then type !joke in the channel.

data/cinch_joker.gemspec

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+# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*-
+$:.push File.expand_path("../lib", __FILE__)
+require "cinch_joker/version"
+
+Gem::Specification.new do |s|
+  s.name        = "cinch_joker"
+  s.version     = CinchJoker::VERSION
+  s.authors     = ["Shanon McQuay"]
+  s.email       = ["shanonmcquay@gmail.com"]
+  s.homepage    = "https://github.com/compactcode/cinch_joker"
+  s.summary     = %q{Makes your IRC cinch bot a whole lot funnier.}
+
+  s.rubyforge_project = "cinch_joker"
+
+  s.files         = `git ls-files`.split("\n")
+  s.test_files    = `git ls-files -- {test,spec,features}/*`.split("\n")
+  s.executables   = `git ls-files -- bin/*`.split("\n").map{ |f| File.basename(f) }
+  s.require_paths = ["lib"]
+
+  s.add_dependency("cinch")
+  s.add_development_dependency("rspec")
+end

data/lib/cinch/plugins/joker.rb

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+module Cinch::Plugins
+  class Joker
+
+    include Cinch::Plugin
+
+    match /joke/i
+
+    def execute(m)
+      m.reply jokes.sample
+    end
+
+    private
+
+    def jokes
+      @jokes ||= File.open(File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), 'jokes.txt'), 'r').readlines
+    end
+
+  end
+end

data/lib/cinch/plugins/jokes.txt

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+Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
+I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
+I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
+Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
+Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
+We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
+Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
+The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
+Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
+If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
+Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
+We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
+War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
+Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
+Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
+Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
+My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
+Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
+The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
+Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
+Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
+If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
+To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
+If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
+If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
+If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
+Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
+How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
+A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
+Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
+Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
+A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
+I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
+Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
+Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
+I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
+A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
+I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
+I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
+The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
+Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
+The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
+God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
+Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
+Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
+Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
+Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
+Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
+Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
+You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
+The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
+A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
+The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
+Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
+Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
+It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
+Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
+Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.
+He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
+A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
+We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
+Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
+My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
+Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
+When in doubt, mumble.
+I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
+I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
+Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
+A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
+Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
+Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
+My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
+Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
+Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
+I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
+I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.
+I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
+I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
+Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
+There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
+I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
+You're never too old to learn something stupid.
+When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
+You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
+I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
+Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
+Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
+With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
+To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
+A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
+Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
+A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
+If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
+Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
+If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
+A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
+Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
+Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
+If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
+Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

data/lib/cinch_joker.rb

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+require "cinch_joker/version"
+require "cinch/plugins/joker"

data/lib/cinch_joker/version.rb

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+module CinchJoker
+  VERSION = "0.0.1"
+end

data/spec/cinch_joker/joker_spec.rb

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+require 'rubygems'
+
+$:.unshift File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'lib')
+
+require 'cinch'
+require 'cinch_joker'
+
+describe Cinch::Plugins::Joker do
+  subject do
+    Cinch::Plugins::Joker.new(Cinch::Bot.new)
+  end
+  it "should make me laugh" do
+    m = mock()
+    m.should_receive(:reply).with(/[:alnum:]/)
+    subject.execute(m)
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: cinch_joker
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Shanon McQuay
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2011-09-04 00:00:00.000000000Z
+dependencies:
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: cinch
+  requirement: &2168463680 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :runtime
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: *2168463680
+- !ruby/object:Gem::Dependency
+  name: rspec
+  requirement: &2168463260 !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+    none: false
+    requirements:
+    - - ! '>='
+      - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+        version: '0'
+  type: :development
+  prerelease: false
+  version_requirements: *2168463260
+description: 
+email:
+- shanonmcquay@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- .gitignore
+- Gemfile
+- Rakefile
+- Readme.markdown
+- cinch_joker.gemspec
+- lib/cinch/plugins/joker.rb
+- lib/cinch/plugins/jokes.txt
+- lib/cinch_joker.rb
+- lib/cinch_joker/version.rb
+- spec/cinch_joker/joker_spec.rb
+homepage: https://github.com/compactcode/cinch_joker
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: cinch_joker
+rubygems_version: 1.8.6
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Makes your IRC cinch bot a whole lot funnier.
+test_files:
+- spec/cinch_joker/joker_spec.rb