bwroulette 1.0.4 → 1.0.5
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- checksums.yaml +4 -4
- data/lib/bwroulette.rb +19 -3
- metadata +1 -1
checksums.yaml
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SHA1:
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metadata.gz:
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data.tar.gz:
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metadata.gz: 2d63e84fc2f1bd4b16e41ecc849470fd9416b9dc
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data.tar.gz: 6fe8b4ad90cd9943168edc03fb9e7c84c37b5a11
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SHA512:
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metadata.gz:
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metadata.gz: 99a37139d56e4ea59e8c331942101e63eef7497edc69c2907d160d03b92ab56ae4ef5ef798f877a8c44b2768e44d119ccc82647c5136baa4f9459510e832e6a2
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data.tar.gz: 1e816e49c17e4d7aebb9be7de3a6c13c13782db40069c1ef049908a8d2608b8b72fc34693791d8af32ed412c10d9e2d20553735d8a21059e1296db2508ac9203
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data/lib/bwroulette.rb
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"my cat",
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"the boiler",
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"my car",
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"the
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"the neighbour",
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"my teacher",
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"the computer",
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"my friend's mother",
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"this thing",
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"my pet badger",
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"the graphics card",
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"the yakisoba bun I just ate",
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"this singapore food",
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"this singapore weather",
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"this singapore apartment",
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"kim jong un",
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"my wife",
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"I",
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"the netflix account",
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actions = [
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"is spilling water everywhere",
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"is on fire",
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"just fell over outside",
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"got lost on the way and I have to pick
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"got lost on the way and I have to pick it up",
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"just broke down",
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"needs to be fixed",
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"lost a lot of blood",
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"is in bridge mode and the comcast router is serving IPV6",
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"can't VPN so I'll try and hack the airport",
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"is taking too long so its not viable for the business for me to continue with it",
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"has run out, I'm just ordering another one with my corporate card, but I don't have Amazon Prime so its gonna be a few
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"has run out, I'm just ordering another one with my corporate card, but I don't have Amazon Prime so its gonna be a few weeks before it arrives, unless I expense next day delivery",
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"is just too dicey, theres no chance I can get it done",
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"! Theres no point carrying on, it would be a waste of mine and everyone's time",
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"has got me beat, Don't be afraid to take a break guys, in fact take as much time as you need. On that note I'm signing out for the rest of the day",
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", can you beleve it! so I'm out",
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"should have been delivered today, but it wasn't so I'm going to have to go drive to the far side of Eastern West Virginia to track it down",
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"has just disappeared. I may be some time",
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"has given me the runs, I'm gonna be in the toilet for the rest of the day",
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"is so slow so, its about 300mb per second. I'm gonna be about 3x slower than normal so I might as well not bother doing any more work I'll just get too frustrated",
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"is just too big, I can't manage it",
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"is too small, how am I supposed to work",
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"has got me all flustered, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead",
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"exploded. This is the end. See you all later :)",
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"just shat everywhere. What a mess",
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"is threatening me with nuclear missiles, looks like its time to watch netflix",
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"Sorry guys, #{nouns.sample} #{actions.sample}"
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