bwroulette 1.0.0 → 1.0.2

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  2. data/lib/bwroulette.rb +14 -1
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data/lib/bwroulette.rb CHANGED
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  "my teacher",
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  "the computer",
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  "my friend's mother",
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- "that guy I met last week"
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+ "that guy I met last week",
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+ "the vpn",
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+ "the internet",
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  ]
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  actions = [
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  "lost a lot of blood",
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  "is taking way too long, I have to see what the problem is",
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  "is taking on water!",
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+ "keeps timing out",
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+ "just doesn't seem to be working",
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+ "is done for",
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+ "has totally bricked up",
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+ "can't be saved",
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+ "won't let me in",
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+ "requires IPV4 routable egress address. I have a IPV6 address here.",
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+ "is in bridge mode and the comcast router is serving IPV6",
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+ "can't VPN so I'll try and hack the airport",
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+ "is taking too long so its not viable for the business for me to continue with it",
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+ "has run out, I'm just ordering another one with my corporate card, but I don't have Amazon Prime so its gonna be a few wweeks before it arrives, unless I expense next day delivery",
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  ]
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  "Sorry guys, #{nouns.sample} #{actions.sample}"
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  --- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
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  name: bwroulette
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  version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
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- version: 1.0.0
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+ version: 1.0.2
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  platform: ruby
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  authors:
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  - Tom Cowling
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  autorequire:
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  bindir: bin
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  cert_chain: []
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- date: 2017-08-02 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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+ date: 2017-08-03 00:00:00.000000000 Z
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  dependencies: []
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  description:
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  email: