brandify 0.0.1

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data/lib/brandify.rb

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+class Brandify
+  FOOD = %w( Foodie Burger Whiskey Kale Beer IPA Shrimp Burrito Sushi Watermelon Breastmilk Cabbage )
+  SELF = %w( Mother Father Sister Brother Son Daughter Step-cousin Veteran Married Aunt Uncle )
+  POLITICS = %w( Democrat Republican Conservative Gun 2A Liberal GOP Feminist Marxist Fascist )
+  TECH = [ "Web dev", "Ruby", "Dev ops", "IT", "Apple", "Engineer", "Javascript", "Tech" ]
+  BRANDING = [ "Marketing", "Inbound", "Brand", "Synergy", "Leverage", "Catalyst", "Thought leader" ]
+  HOBBIES = %w( Anime Steampunk Dog Cat Film TV Music )
+  BAD = %w( Hitler Mao Stalin Pinochet Thatcher Piss Xanax Hell Prison )
+  THINGS = FOOD + SELF + POLITICS + TECH + BRANDING + HOBBIES + BAD
+
+  MODIFIERS = %w(
+              dude man bro dad girl chick lady mom
+              fan addict snob maniac junkie nerd geek dork
+              liker lover enjoyer respecter disliker hater
+              writer blogger journalist crier wonk enthusiast
+              )
+
+  LOCATIONS = %w( NYC SF LA Boston Philly London Paris Hell )
+  EMOJIS = %w( :plane: :toilet: :fire: :100: )
+
+  def self.bio
+    things = THINGS.sample(10)
+    modifiers = choose_some_modifiers
+    things_to_modify = things.sample(modifiers.size)
+    left_alone = things - things_to_modify
+    modified_things = modify_some_things(things_to_modify, modifiers)
+    full_array = (left_alone + modified_things).shuffle
+    # At most we'll add 10 hashtags so we need a bio of 150 or less to stay under 160
+    full_array = ensure_valid_length(full_array, 150)
+    join_results(add_hashtags(full_array))
+  end
+
+  def self.location
+    locations = LOCATIONS.sample(3)
+    emojis = EMOJIS.sample(2)
+    full_array = locations.first(2).zip(emojis) << locations.last
+    full_array.flatten!
+    full_array = ensure_valid_length(full_array, 30)
+    full_array.join(" ")
+  end
+
+  private
+
+  def self.choose_some_modifiers
+    10.times.map { MODIFIERS.sample if 1 + rand(10) > 7 }.compact
+  end
+
+  def self.modify_some_things(things, modifiers)
+    things.zip(modifiers).map { |pair| pair.join(" ") }
+  end
+
+  def self.add_hashtags(array)
+    array.map! { |i| 1 + rand(10) > 8 ? "##{i}" : i }
+  end
+
+  def self.ensure_valid_length(array, length_cap)
+    array.pop while join_results(array).length > length_cap
+    array
+  end
+
+  def self.join_results(array)
+    array.join(". ") + "."
+  end
+
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: brandify
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.1
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Ian Donovan
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2015-04-12 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: 'Generates a #powerful, #shareable twitter bio.'
+email: idonovan90@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- lib/brandify.rb
+homepage: http://rubygems.org/gems/brandify
+licenses:
+- MIT
+metadata: {}
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  requirements:
+  - - ">="
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 2.4.3
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 4
+summary: "#Brand your life"
+test_files: []