TYLER 0.0.2

data/lib/tyler.rb

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+class Exception
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing.", "Good job, genius."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class NoMemoryError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing.", "Fuggedaboudit.", "Amnesia, or are you just an idiot?"]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class ScriptError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class LoadError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["What did the module say to the class?  We'll never know because you can't type.", "Barking up the wrong tree, dumbass."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class NotImplementedError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Are you using Windows?  You're using Windows, aren't you?"]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SyntaxError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing.", "Lololololololwut", "Aw, how cute, you broke Ruby.", "Wow. I knew you were special, but wow."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SignalException
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class Interrupt
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class StandardError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class ArgumentError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing.", "Wrong number of arguments. Can you even count?"]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class IOError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class EOFError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class IndexError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Index error. Talk to me again when you've graduated kindergarten."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class LocalJumpError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class NameError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Wrong! Ha. Ha ha. I'm not laughing at you, I mean, well, yes I am."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class NoMethodError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Undefined method. That thing you're trying to do... No."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class RangeError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing.", "Counting. You're doing it wrong."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class FloatDomainError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class RegexpError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class RuntimeError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SecurityError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SystemCallError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SystemStackError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class ThreadError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class TypeError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Wrong. Just wrong.", "Are you touched in the head or what?"]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class ZeroDivisionError
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["Dividing by zero. Who the fuck do you think you are?"]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end
+
+class SystemExit
+  def to_s
+    responses = ["I've got nothing."]
+    return responses[rand(responses.length-1)]
+  end
+end

metadata

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+--- !ruby/object:Gem::Specification
+name: TYLER
+version: !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+  version: 0.0.2
+  prerelease: 
+platform: ruby
+authors:
+- Tyler Davis
+- Ana Becker
+autorequire: 
+bindir: bin
+cert_chain: []
+date: 2013-02-20 00:00:00.000000000 Z
+dependencies: []
+description: Exceptions, done right.
+email: tyebud@gmail.com
+executables: []
+extensions: []
+extra_rdoc_files: []
+files:
+- lib/tyler.rb
+homepage: http://www.github.com/tylerdavis/tyler
+licenses: []
+post_install_message: 
+rdoc_options: []
+require_paths:
+- lib
+required_ruby_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+required_rubygems_version: !ruby/object:Gem::Requirement
+  none: false
+  requirements:
+  - - ! '>='
+    - !ruby/object:Gem::Version
+      version: '0'
+requirements: []
+rubyforge_project: 
+rubygems_version: 1.8.25
+signing_key: 
+specification_version: 3
+summary: Haha!
+test_files: []